Never Leapfrog a Unicorn
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, flying. Flying went well. Entertained stewardesses with cat plushie.
... Texas? Not so well.
Got to Dallas Love, and N forgot a bag back at the shuttle pick up. The attendant had thankfully saved it and laughed as we as we thanked him. Picked up stuff from Plano, which doesn't sound like it should. Plaaaaaaaaaa-nto. Where does that 't' come from?
Tried to find the hotel. The Tom-Tom got us majorly lost. In retrospect, the Tom-Tom knew more than we did.
Okay, to date there had been 2 hotels that have actually ranked the 'Weird-Shyte-O-Metre'.
1: Shadow Pines in Yellowstone, that had the scary tongue moose head, no exterior lighting, smelled like mildew and had the glowing skulls across the street.
2: The nice hotel in San Jose with the extremely drunk guy who would not shut up or leave, shouting about raping women outside the door of two women.
This one I'm still trying to figure out where it goes in the Top 3. I'm not sure if it was the overall vibe, the mix-mashed signs, the shouting fights in three different areas, the hotel desk calming informing one of the 5 security guards that 'if they continue, just call 911', or the trains on the other side of the street blaring their horns long and loud every 10-15 minutes.
... Or maybe it was the heart-shaped swimming pool. >_O On the positive side, it -was- clean.
Anyway. Moved to a different hotel close by, right across the street from Six Flags Over Texas (Yay!) and had dinner at a interesting 50s diner called Steak and Shake.
The subject line was on a shirt a girl at the diner was wearing. It cracked us up, so had to share.
And with that, have work in the morning. Am charging camera up for photos, work site promises to be really pretty. Whoo-hoo!
... Texas? Not so well.
Got to Dallas Love, and N forgot a bag back at the shuttle pick up. The attendant had thankfully saved it and laughed as we as we thanked him. Picked up stuff from Plano, which doesn't sound like it should. Plaaaaaaaaaa-nto. Where does that 't' come from?
Tried to find the hotel. The Tom-Tom got us majorly lost. In retrospect, the Tom-Tom knew more than we did.
Okay, to date there had been 2 hotels that have actually ranked the 'Weird-Shyte-O-Metre'.
1: Shadow Pines in Yellowstone, that had the scary tongue moose head, no exterior lighting, smelled like mildew and had the glowing skulls across the street.
2: The nice hotel in San Jose with the extremely drunk guy who would not shut up or leave, shouting about raping women outside the door of two women.
This one I'm still trying to figure out where it goes in the Top 3. I'm not sure if it was the overall vibe, the mix-mashed signs, the shouting fights in three different areas, the hotel desk calming informing one of the 5 security guards that 'if they continue, just call 911', or the trains on the other side of the street blaring their horns long and loud every 10-15 minutes.
... Or maybe it was the heart-shaped swimming pool. >_O On the positive side, it -was- clean.
Anyway. Moved to a different hotel close by, right across the street from Six Flags Over Texas (Yay!) and had dinner at a interesting 50s diner called Steak and Shake.
The subject line was on a shirt a girl at the diner was wearing. It cracked us up, so had to share.
And with that, have work in the morning. Am charging camera up for photos, work site promises to be really pretty. Whoo-hoo!
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Date: 2009-03-18 06:54 am (UTC)Glad you found a safe hotel and dear god those are weird hotels >_O *just be glad Conan didn't show up - that would be a great addition to the "OMG I'm gonna die" series <-my pet name for it XD)
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Date: 2009-03-18 10:12 am (UTC)"I'm telling you, I had nothing to do with that!' a boy was trying to explain, his hair flying in every direction as he looked up at the blond next to him.
"Right, the stewardess just happened to have her skirt go flying as she walked past you," came a dry, British voice, more then likely from the teenager's blond companion.
Over this conversation was a fierce argument over just what sort of case would make Sherlock Holmes finally lose it and murder everyone he knew, held by what appeared to be a dark skinned teenager and..an eight-year-old boy.
Jess blinked, glanced at the arguing couple then back at the foursome before shaking her head, grabbing her luggage and heading for a new hotel, her nerves not able to handle the terrible foursome at the moment.
(Why yes, I am just that bored -Saitaina)
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Date: 2009-03-18 10:22 am (UTC)But what if Icka still wasn't safe then? WHAT IF THEY WENT TO ONE OF HER PRESENTATIONS!? *false hysteria* *is hoping for more* *and is also sleepless*
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Date: 2009-03-18 10:24 am (UTC)But what if Icka still wasn't safe then? WHAT IF THEY WENT TO ONE OF HER PRESENTATIONS!? *false hysteria* *is hoping for more* *and is also sleepless*
I will not write about Kaito juggling the stemware, I will not write about kaito juggling the stemware.
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Date: 2009-03-18 10:28 am (UTC)*Is hoping Icka will not murder us*
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Date: 2009-03-18 12:26 pm (UTC)Not that Saguru was sure it mattered anymore. The poor woman looked like her mind had given up on reality somewhere during the Monuments In Dishware series-- Kuroba-kun just couldn't resist the pun in the Great Wall of China, nor, apparently, could he stop there. Now he was up to recreating the solar system, gods knew why, in tea saucers... and as far as Saguru could tell, he was somehow getting the different orbital speeds correct in relation to each other. It shouldn't be physically possible, but then again, Kuroba-kun did quite a few things that Saguru was sure broke th' laws o' physics, Captain.
He also wasn't entirely sure why, since meeting Kuroba-kun, he'd started narrating physics and engineering in Scotty.
But he was quite sure that the footage on his well-hidden video camera would be a very useful rebuttal should Nakamori-chan get it into her head to marry Kuroba-kun.
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Date: 2009-03-18 01:46 pm (UTC)Thank you SO MUCH.
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Date: 2009-03-18 12:19 pm (UTC)Your travel adventures make me smile so much! I love reading them ^o^
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Date: 2009-03-18 04:19 pm (UTC)I'm glad dinner at Steak n Shake was good for you - I've never really liked their food. D: But hey, it's all about the management. For 50s style dining, I've preferred Purple Cow.
Hope today goes well! You should totally give me a ring while you're in Texas - I live in Plano, too!
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Date: 2009-03-20 11:13 pm (UTC)