ickaimp | D&D

I can has energy nao plz?
*takes a nap on people*

Anyway. Ran a little late for D&D yesterday, but still had an interesting campaign. The dwarf, by his own admission, has gone insane.
How insane?
He's wearing slime-covered armour that he dug out of a Carrion Crawler's stomach and refuses to wash it off.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

My little Halfling Warlord, Insert, has decided that she wishes to die before her time. She's a little insane as well.
How insane?
In the midst of fighting a Red Dragon that none of us could get our dice to roll high enough to hit the broad side of, she jumped on the back of the Red Dragon and tried to ride it.
Dragon flew up into the air.
Our new Ranger -finally- managed to roll high enough to hit the damn bugger. With Insert in the Dragon's grasp.
Dragon, plus Insert, are 24 squares high into the air. For the non-gamers, a 'square' is approximately 5 feet, meaning that they're 120 feet / 36.5 metres in the air. And down they come.
-Insert jumped off the Dragon, onto a pine tree and attempted to ride her shield down. Needless to say, by the time the halfling finally stopped falling, she was well into the negative points. (ie: unconscious on the way to dead)
Thank goodness our insane Dwarf friend had a healing potion, since our healer was out sick. ^__^

Speaking of insane: Transforming Transformers Costumes. Just... wow. That's a lot of thought into those.
-and this is what I get for looking up Robocop on a Unicorn. -_o