[Poll] Buttplug

[ickaimp]

Since I broke Megs' brain with the question, then proceeded to confuse people on chat:


[Poll #1300660]


After Megs stopped singing about 'My Little Buttplug', she drew me a picture of a Kaitou Kid Buttplug. ^^;;

And thus ends any remote chance at credibility that I am not -nearly- as pervy as people seem to think I am.
Ah, well. At least it's good for a laugh. ^__________^

Completely unrelated: HAPPY BIRTHDAY yume_no_kage and sekitx2!!!

Comments

[saitaina]

I'm assuming it's for a story, if so, depends on the character (same for art actually). I know my Saguru is partial to clear glass with colour spirals running through it (it lights up!).

If it's not...again, depends on the person's preferances, if I were into that (I'm not, too er..painful for me), I would prefer black with silver or purple sparkles).

And I think I just out perved you...

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

The idea of one of the glass ones with swirls got tossed around a bit as well, (because they are pretty) but was decided against on the grounds that glass shards = bad.

... I know that it's unlikely, but the idea still makes me cringe. ^^;;

Eh, I'm not into them either, and this is just a throw-away line in a fic, but it's still a lot of fun watching people laugh at this. ^___^

[saitaina]

The idea of one of the glass ones with swirls got tossed around a bit as well, (because they are pretty) but was decided against on the grounds that glass shards = bad.

... I know that it's unlikely, but the idea still makes me cringe. ^^;;

Well, that IS how I got Saguru to torture Kaito in my BO!Saguru fic... (he broke the plug with a long pike and a hammer)

[lferion]

The right and proper answer is "any color/combination/decoration that turns you/them on" of course :-)

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

That is very true. ^___^

Unfortunately, it's never been a topic of conversation in canon, dang it. XD

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

It really should coordinate with the outfit, setting, and a person's coloring. For example, a sparkly polka-dot pink My Little Buttplug would probably not work too well in a leather fetish dungeon.

Also, I would think a Kaitou Kid buttplug would have more of a BabyJesusPlug look-- a rounded "top hat", a band of blue, a ridge, a face carved in shallow relief, and the flared bit would be the shoulder caps and the tie would be the wire to the control.

... Hakuba would like it?

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Depending on the pairing, Shin'ichi might also like it. ^__________^

You've got a point on the coordinating. Unfortunately, for the purpose of the fic, it's a mixed bag and not actually used.

... In the morning, when I've got some braincells back, I'll use what ever colour is leading in the polls in the fic. #^^#

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

In other words, she is going to sleep on my couch tonight and will wake up inspired to have a purple butt plug with tufts of safety orange fur around the base and the top hat with sparkles decals because one or more of the cats will be snuggled up with her.

THAT is a true My Little Buttplug.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

...y'all SERIOUSLY worry me. Though I do wanna hear Megs singing about 'My Little Buttplug'.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

It was the part about 'brushing the hair' on the buttplug that was getting me.

I think the rest can be attributed to a combination of British Chocolate and Eggnog.

[scribe-ari.livejournal.com]

Dude....
Really?
Y'all need to get out more.

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

In my defense, I was under the influence of consuming British chocolate and Shamrock Farms eggnog at the same time.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Well, the choice was break people's brains on the internet, or walk down the block to Fastinations and break their brains by taking a colour poll of the buttplugs there.

Either way, it's a throw-away line in a fic that turned into a potential for chaos. >D Muwahahahahahahahaaa.

[still-ciircee.livejournal.com]

If it's Transformers porn the buttplug could actually be a traffic cone!

XD?

...♥?

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Half of me is sitting there screaming "That's BRILLIANT! \o/" while another half is wondering if it's anatomically possible.

Either way, that's still completely awesome. ^_____________^

[purplevks.livejournal.com]

.... I love you. I think you broke my muses.

[sekitx2.livejournal.com]

Doomo! Feel like crap (thanks to germ attack not too much partying) ... not sure I'll get done what I'd like to for Saturday. Hope you won't have to bring all the porn to your own party, at least not without sufficient compensation (of some kind).

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Ack! Both the birthday girls are sick on their birthdays! That's not good!

((Snuggles)) Well, even if the birthday kinda sucked, hope the rest of the week is better! ^__^

[sekitx2.livejournal.com]

Oh no, you've been germ blessed too? :(
Starting to see the light for end of a project at work that been eating life away past 8 months... fingers crossed can have a couple days off "soon"

Yes, anime porn needed to keep one's sanity ^^

[purplevks.livejournal.com]

Loosly related but (I think) amuseing:
http://purplevks.livejournal.com/7225.html

[sekitx2.livejournal.com]

誕生日おめでとう！！！ Sorry, gift won't be ready before midnight... hope you've been having a GREAT day with friends (bearing gifts), lots of food, and pr0n (and all illness has been banished)!