This, is my life

[ickaimp]

So I'm working on the Spook_me fic, which is due in five days, mind on Transformers when suddenly there's this comment next to me that 'It's not rape if you shout 'Surprise!' first'. And gmilfs (grandmothers I would fuck) and Hattori-neko performing possibly non-consenting surprise cat buttsechs on the really old cat.

NONE OF WHICH IS GOING INTO THE FIC.

Yeah. My friends disturb me sometimes.

... on the other hand, the Siamese polydactyl kitten is awful cute, even if she does keep running into the oven.

[edit: they've switched topics to the difficulty of shoving a chicken vs a goose into a cat carrier. M'not getting any more writing done tonight. ~_~]

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[ytak.livejournal.com]

What do you feed them to get those sorts of conversations? Really?

I'm trying to work on my spook_me stuff, too. Being a little masocistic, I'm doing two.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, was there a chocolate penis cake at the party today? Or were there a lot of rum balls (okay, that sounded wrong paired with the penis cake) being passed around? Because now I've got "Rum Tum Tugger" from Cats running through my head, but I'm listening to Loreena McKennitt's version of "The Highwayman".
Your friends are even more perverted than my co-workers.