Conan 100 Themes

[ickaimp]

Once again, why Icka should not be allowed to wander the interwebs. Especially not the Japanese ones. Even if the art is really pretty. *_*

Stumbled upon something called 'コナン１００題/Conan 100 Themes'. You write, draw, what ever the 100 themes, Conan-centric. And being the silly soul that I am, I tossed the themes through a few translation programs.

Some translations came out well. Some.... Um. Didn't.

Original Japanese	Nifty Translation	Google Translation	Babelfish/Yahoo Translation
１　名探偵登場 ２　幼馴染み ３　眼鏡 ４　小 学１年生 ５　高校２年生 ６　○○ さん！事件です！ <small>（○○ にはお好きな言葉を入れてください） </small> ７　警察２４時 ８　大阪ラプソディ ９　夏だ！海だ！ １０　怪 盗紳士 １１　 気まぐれなオトナ １２　意地っ張り １３　 髪型 １４　黒の組織 １５　部活 １６　 真実はいつも一つ １７　スケ ート １８　制服 １９　夫婦ゲンカは犬も食わない ２０　西ＶＳ東 ２１　犯人はお前だ ２２　 桜 ２３　ＡＰＴＸ４８６９ ２４　１０年後 ２５　ただいま ２６　サヨナラ ２７　そいつは違うな … ２８　友達以上 恋人未満 ２９　直球勝負！ ３０　思い出 ３１　友達 ３２　親子 ３３　つないだ手 ３４　雨 ３５　アホ ー！！ ３６　子どもたち ３７　 涙 ３８　二人だけの時間 ３９　 真夜中に … ４０ 　初恋 ４１　闇の男爵 ４２　忘れないから ４３　色 黒 ４４　キミに 会いたい ４５　ライバル ４６　それは先生 ４７　シャッフルロマンス ４８　秘密 ４９　待ってるから ５０　キ ス< ５１　密室 ５２　怪我しないで ５３　推理中 ５４　カウントダウン ５５　中 学生 ５６　謎 ５７　好き ５８　電話 ５９　チェンジ！！ ６０　初めての … ６１　笑顔 ６２　夢 ６３　プレゼント ６４　メ ール ６５　ケンカ上等！ ６６　な ーんて、ね … ６７　３人 ６８　大 脱出 ６９　そんな人もいたね … ７０　 変装 ７１　ばれた！！！ ７２　鼻血 ７３　パロディ ７４　オヤジ ７５　 気障 … ７６　バイトしましょう ７７　オヤスミ ７８　 対決の時 ７９　近くて遠い ８０　約束 ８１　３兄弟 ８２　浴衣 ８３　尾行中 ８４　裏切り ８５　デ ート ８６　誤解しないで ８７　出 会い ８８　血液型 ８９　ロン ドン ９０　言えない ９１　おかえりなさい ９２　助けて ９３　距離 ９４　意外な組み合わせ ９５　 ;似ている ９６　旅行 ９７　ごはんですよ ９８　裏 ;？ ９９　ウェディング ・ベル １００　 青山世界	1 Noted Detective Appearance 2 Childhood Friend 3 Glasses 4 First Grader in Elementary School 5 Eleventh Grade Student 6 Mr. OO! It is Incident! <small>(Please put favorite words into OO) </small> 7 Police 24:00 8 Osaka Rhapsody 9 It is Summer! It is Sea! 10 怪盗 Gentleman 11 Capricious OTONA 12 Stubborn 13 Hairstyle 14 Black Organization 15 部活 16 Truth is Always One. 17 Skate 18 Uniform 19 Quarrel between Husband and Wife Does Not Consume Dog, Either. 20 West VS East 21 Criminal is You. 22 Cherry Tree 23 APTX4869 24 Ten Years After 25 Now 26 Good-bye 27 That Fellow Don't be Different. -- 28 More Than Friend is under Sweetheart. 29 Straight Ball Match! 30 Recollections 31 Friend 32 Parent and Child 33 Joined Hand 34 Rain 35 AHO!! 36 Children 37 Tear 38 Only Two Persons' Time 39 At Midnight -- 40 First Love 41 Illegal Baron 42 Since He Does Not Forget 43 色黒 44 I Want to Meet You. 45 Rival 46 It is Teacher. 47 Shuffle Romance 48 Secret 49 Since it is Waiting 50 Kiss 51 Locked-up Room 52 Don't be Injured. 53 Under Inference 54 Countdown 55 Junior High School Student 56 Mystery 57 He Likes. 558 Telephone 59 Change!! 60 It is the First. -- 61 Smiling Face 62 Dream 63 Present 64 E-mail 65 Quarrel Superiors! 66 - んて and ;ね -- 67 Three Persons 68 Large Escape 69 Was There Also Such a Man? -- 70 Disguise 71 It was Disclosed!!! 72 Nosebleed 73 Parody 74 Father 75 Disagreeable -- 76 Let's Act as a Byte. 77 OYASUMI 78 At Time of Confrontation 79 It is Near and Far. 80 Promise 81 Three Brothers 8 2 Yukata 83 Under Tailing 84 Betrayal 85 Date 86 Don't Have Misunderstanding. 87 Encounter 88 Blood Type 89 London 90 It Cannot Say. 91 Welcome Back 92 Help Me. 93 Distance 94 Unexpected Combination ９５　 95 -- It is Alike. 96 Travel 97 It is Boiled Rice. 98 Reverse Side? -- 99 Wedding Bells 100 Aoyama World	1 Murder by Death ２　幼馴染み 2 ;幼馴染み ３　眼鏡 3 glasses ４　小学１年生 4 enter the first grade ５　高校２年生 5 high school sophomore ６　 ○○ さん！ 6 ○ ○! 事件です！ Scandal! （<○○ にはお好きな言葉を入れてください） <small>(○ ○ is your favorite words, please) </small> ７　警察２４時 7 police 24 hours ８　大阪ラプソディ 8 Osaka Rhapsody ９　夏だ！ 9 summer! ;海だ！ The sea! １０　怪盗紳士 10 men's Colosseum １１　気まぐれなオトナ 11 fickle man １２　意地っ張り 12 ;意地っ張り １３　髪型 13 hairstyles １４　黒の組織 14 black organizations １５　部活 15 clubs １６　真実はいつも一つ Truth is always one of 16 １７　スケート 17 skating １８　制服 18 uniforms １９　夫婦ゲンカは犬も食わない 19 GENKA marriage is not like a dog ２０　西ＶＳ東 East West VS 20 ２１　犯人はお前だ You perpetrator is 21. ２２　桜 22 cherry ２３　ＡＰＴＸ４８６９ 23 APTX4869 ２４　１０年後 After 2410 ２５　ただいま You can get 25 ２６　サヨナラ 26 walk-off ２７　そいつは違うな … 27 of them are different… ２８　友達以上恋人未満 Less than 28 lovers more than a friend. ２９　直球勝負！ 29 straightforward approach! ３０　思い出 30 memories ３１　友達 31 friends ３２　親子 Parent-32 ３３　つないだ手 33 connected hands ３４　雨 34 rain ３５　アホー！ 35 AHO! ;！ ! ３６　子どもたち 36 children ３７　涙 37 tears ３８　二人だけの時間 Only two of 38 hours ３９　真夜中に … 39 at midnight… ４０　初恋 40 First Love ４１　闇の男爵 Yami Baron 41 ４２　忘れないから 42 Wasurenaikara ４３　色黒 43 dark ４４　キミに会いたい Kimi want to see 44 ４５　ライバル 45 rival ４６　それは先生 That's 46 teachers ４７　シャッフルロマンス 47 SHAFFURUROMANSU ４８　秘密 48 secret ４９　待ってるから Waiting 49 ５０　キス 50 kiss 51 behind closed doors ５２　怪我しないで Do not hurt 52 ５３　推理中 Detective in 53 ５４　カウントダウン 54 countdown ５５　中学生 55 middle school ５６　謎 56 mystery ５７　好き 57 love ５８　電話 Telephone 58 ５９　チェンジ！ 59 Change! ！ ! ６０　初めての … The first 60… ６１　笑顔 61 Smile ６２　夢 62 dream ６３　プレゼント 63 gifts ６４　メール 64 mail ６５　ケンカ上等！ 65 fairest fight! ６６　なーんて、ね … I'll be 66 and, you know… ６７　３人 67 3 ６８　大脱出 68 great escape ６９　そんな人もいたね … That was 69 people…. ７０　変装 70 disguise ７１　ばれた！ You caught 71! ！ ;！ ! ７２　鼻血 Nosebleed 72 ７３　パロディ 73 parody ７４　オヤジ 74, my dad ７５　気障 … 75… care of people with disabilities ７６　バイトしましょう 76 bytes today ７７　オヤスミ 77 OYASUMI ７８　対決の時 78 hours showdown ７９　近くて遠い 79 near the remote ８０　約束 80 promise ８１　３兄弟 Three brothers, 81 ８２　浴衣 82 yukata ８３　尾行中 83 in the tail ８４　裏切り 84 betrayal ８５　デート 85 dating ８６　誤解しないで Do not get me wrong 86 ８７　出会い 87 meeting ８８　血液型 Blood Type 88 ８９　ロンドン London 89 ９０　言えない 90 speechless ９１　おかえりなさい 91 OKAERINASAI ９２　助けて 92 help ９３　距離 93 distance ９４　意外な組み合わせ 94 unexpected combinations ９５　 ;似ている Similar to that of 95… ９６　旅行 96 travel ９７　ごはんですよ Rice, is it 97 ９８　裏 ;？ 98 back…? ９９　ウェディング・ベル Wedding Bell 99 １００　青山世界 Aoyama, 100 world	1 name detective appearances 2 childhood friends 3 glasses 4 elementary school 1st grade 5 high school 2nd grade 600! It is incident! (Please insert favorite word in 0) 7 police 24 o'clock 8 Osaka [rapusodei] 9 summer is! It is the sea! 10 mysterious thief gentlemen 11 whimsical adults 12 nature [tsu] Hari 13 hair types Organization of 14 black 15 section lives 16 truths always one 17 skating 18 uniforms Either the dog does not eat 19 married couple [genka] 20 west VS east 21 criminals are you 22 cherry trees 23 APTX4869 2410 year later 25 at present 26 [sayonara] 27 accompanying is different… Under sweetheart of 28 friends or more 29 straight ball games! 30 memories 31 friends 32 parents and children 33 the hand which was connected 34 rains 35 [aho]!! 36 children 37 tears The time just 382 In 39 midnights… 40 first love Baron of 41 darkness Because 42 you do not forget 43 dark complexion We would like to meet to 44 you 45 rivals 46 as for that teacher 47 shuffle romances 48 secrets 49 waiting, from the [ru] 50 kisses 51 closed rooms 52 wounds without doing In the midst of 53 inference 54 countdowns 55 junior high school students 56 puzzles 57 favorite 58 telephones 59 changes!! 60 first time… 61 smiling faces 62 dreams 63 presents 64 mails 65 quarrel fine! 66 - it is the [te], don't you think?… 673 person 68 large escaping Don't you think? as many as 69 such people it was… 70 disguises 71 it was discovered!!! 72 nosebleeds 73 parodies 74 fathers 75 air obstacles… 76 bytes it will do 77 [oyasumi] At the time of 78 confrontations Being close to 79, it is distant 80 promises 813 sibling 82 bathrobes In the midst of 83 tails 84 betrayals 85 dates 86 without misunderstanding 87 encounters 88 types of blood 89 London 90 you cannot say 91 the collar do 92 helping 93 distance 94 unexpected combinations 95…It has been similar 96 travelling They are 97 boiled rice 98 reverse sides…? 99 weddings bell 100 Aoyama world

Dunno if I'll do this as a project, but the themes are amusing. ^___^

Comments

[ytak.livejournal.com]

I'd've run them through without the numbers but I suspect you just had the whole page tranlated. What a hoot, though. I think the Nifty translation seems a little less confused. The Google [shakes head], now that's sad.