[ficlet] DC: B.Ops Mail Box Pt 2

[ickaimp]

See? This is what happens when my brain shuts down and we cant' bloody well think.
Welcome to Icka's head on slightly random.
... acutally, think this is overflow. Lotsa old ideas jumbled around that we couldn't get out earlier...



From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
To: All@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Dress code
Due to the on-going effort to make our glorious organization more 'Family Oriented', our Brilliant Leader has decreed this Friday 'Tacky Tie Day'.
Pull out the tackiest ties in your closet, show them off, show your pride.
Unofficial ballot box will be set up in the cafeteria for voting.
The winner gets an educational trip to Hawaii.
People without votes will automatically lose.
That is all.

From: Chianti@mysteriousblack.org
To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tacky Tie Day
When the !$#^%@%& did we have to @#$^@$& start wearing &^$##!@$^% TIES?!

From: Kir@mysteriousblack.org
To: Korn@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tacky Tie Day
If I see you wearing that tie with the naked woman and the little flashy light bulbs in place of nipples, I'm going to tell Chianti who exactly put the black powder on her gun scope to give her a fake black eye.
Clear?

To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Ties
Vodka is asking if a chopped off arm on a string count as neckwear.
I think it might be time to change his meds again.

To: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
From: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
cc: Vodka@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Ties
Ties are not mutilated body parts. Ties are ornate pieces of fabric tied around your neck, much like a noose.
Cotton, polyester, nylon and silk are acceptable. Former living creatures is not. Thank you.

To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
From: Vodka@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Ties
Does Tango count as a tie?

To: Vermouth@mysteriousblack.org
From: Gin@mysteriousblack.org
Re: Tango Ties
Have successfully talked Vodka out of using his plastic flamingo as a tie. He is now wearing a hangman's noose instead, made of out of rope.
He has also managed to talk me into joining him for his Friday Night Dance classes. They are currently learning how to Salsa. Want to come?

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Comments

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

*DL*

*pats you* not to worry, the men in the white coats are on their way.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: giggles madly ::

*snerk*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

... do I sense carefully phrased sarcasm in the phrase "Brilliant Leader"...? *grins* Really like the note from Kir to Korn...

And I think something in my brain broke, visualizing Gin and Vodka learning to Salsa...

[shiro-kaze-100.livejournal.com]

**chuckles** Why do I see Vermouth coming into the dance class after telling Gin no wearing an authentic Spanish dancing dress? **continues to chuckle**