Is hard to follow the trains of thought when they're constantly de-railing.

[ickaimp]

Okay, it started this morning when trying to get dressed and realiseing that we need to do laundry cause we're outta pants to wear under our skirts when I glanced up at the One Piece Wallscroll that Liz gave me and realised that Zoro has pointed ears.
Luffy, Nami and Ussop have squared off ears. Check.
Zoro has slightly pointy ears. Check.
Sweet. What if Zoro was part deamon, or something? Would totally explain the whole 'Bleeds massively but doesn't die' bit.
Got dressed, rode to work.
Okay, for deamon bit, could do something really really angsty and dramatic where when trapped in a corner in a last ditch effort to save Luffy (cause really, ya think he's gonna put much effort into saving any of the others?), he reaveals his deamon hertiage? "It's from my great-grandmother's side"
Nah, too much work.
Hmm... those earrings, What if they were yourokai limiters, like on Saiyuki? Take them off, instant deamon? "Boo!" *Usopp goes screams and runs*
Hey, isn't there a Japanese Holiday where you toss beans at Oni?
Green Hair, darkest skin on the crew save for Ussop. Hey, if it worked Heiji in Shinigami AU...
Bandana to hide horns? Third eye? Hair turning bright red when pissed off?
Just what do they call him in the Manga anyway? HKs say he's called a 'Devil' or a 'Deamon', but there's so much that gets lost in translation. Akuma? Oni? Bakemono?
*go to bank, pay rent, ride home*
*do websearch on Oni*
*do websearch on Oni + Mythology, because we forgot there's a game thingie for Oni*
*do websearch on Setsubun*
*Do much reading on Setsubun*
*find kick-ass translated Kyoto Events page*
*find even more kick-ass Shinto Site*
*read a line while skimming One Piece fic with Zoro using an attack called 'Oni Giri'*
*think name sounds familiar*
*do websearch on 'Oni + Giri*
*feels stupid when releasing that 'Onigiri' is a Riceball.*
*Mental pic of Chopper offering Zoro a rice ball after he does an attack because he's the one most likely to get away unscathed, other than Luffy , who doesn't share food* "ONI.... GIRI!!!" *opponent goes flying* "Onigiri?" "..."
*do websearch on Zoro + Oni*
*find Don's Zoro Shrine with Attack Explinations*
*goes through Don's site for Zoro fashion*
*snickers at comments* "DAMN! I'M ONE SEXY #$*&%!!!"
"Henshin complete" -WTF?
Is that like Heishin? - Japanese web nickname for Heiji x Shin'ichi
*looks up Heishin*
Heishin: Advancing together, peaceful news, keeping pace with; keeping abreast of
- A Breast of WHAT?! o_O

And the moral of the story:
We wanna work on our Tashigi fic. ^^;;

Comments

BLAST YOU EVIL PLUNNIE RANCHER!!!!!

[yaoinomiko.livejournal.com]

You've given me another idea. Now I have to cross Yu Yu Hakusho and One Piece....you are SO evil onna! (bangs head on keyboard)

Re: BLAST YOU EVIL PLUNNIE RANCHER!!!!!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Heh. I should get a pitchfork... >D
Either that or some hellhounds to help herd plunnies... ^^::

((GLOMPS!))

[yuncyn.livejournal.com]

^_^;;;; I think the Onigiri thing would work. XP And now we know how Icka's fics emerge. Buried under tons and tons of musings, few burrow out at the same time, collide into each other and then present a story.

0_O;; Why do I make it sound like a couple of rabbits coming out from the earth?