Sometimes we have too much fun. XD

[ickaimp]

Icka!: Ysabet~! I have a daaaate tomorrow night~!
Ysabet: Really? Whatcha doing?
Icka!: Coffee~
Ysabet: Have fun~!
Icka!: Will do~!
Icka!: .... Shall I send Megs your love as well?
Ysabet: Please do.
*Icka! falls over laughing*
Ysabet: *nattering* Don't stay out too late! And call me if you're gonna stay over! And don't forget to use protection!
*Icka! Howls*

-Coffee!!! Nothing like doing stupid stuff watching silly anime faster and with more energy! XD

Oh, yeah. I got a telemarketer phonecall saying that my car warranty was about to run out. So I talked to a girl on the line and informed her that I don't have a car.
She transferred me to the Complaint Department.
*facepalm*

Comments

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

So... does this mean I can't use sex toys?

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Have they been sterilised first?

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Excellent. *rubs hands together*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Y'all disturb me, I swear. **pictures Icka and Megs shopping at Fascinations**

Icka (holding device at hip-level): "Does this vibrator make my butt look fat?"
Megs (in front of display-case): "Oooh, look! Pyrex! It's dishwasher-safe, you know."
Salesperson (sweatdropping): "...................."