"Well Hello There Talking Cleavage."

[ickaimp]

Some quick answers first:

Yes, They Do Make Them That Big. Yes, Stores Do Carry Them In Stock.
otherwise, I couldn't buy them, now could I?

-Went bra shopping today *gasp* *horror*.

So how big am I?

... Dunno.

Remained about a 36/38 band size. However, here's where it gets tricky.

Generally with cupsize, each inch around the thickest part of the boob larger than the ribcage is a cupsize. So a D-cup is roughly 4 inches larger than the ribcage. Don't ask me about those double letter things, they make no sense to me either.

But y'know that thing where one brand's medium is really a small to most other brands? Or vice versa? Bra companies do that too. ~_~

The H-cups and I-cups we tried were too small, a K-cup was WAY too big and so I ended up buying two L-cup bras that fit as close to perfectly as we're gonna get.
-do a quick singing of the alphabet. G-H-I-J-K-L...

... ye-ah. >_O I dunno.

Now. Before you ask, see the answers at the top of the post. >D


For those who got the YGO:Abridged Series Quotes, have a cookie. ^______^

Comments

My boobs agree

[cherelle-holmes.livejournal.com]

o___o i know that problem all too well! They do the same here in germany~ *curses the bra-companies*

[talia-ali.livejournal.com]

Haha, I can't say I know your pain with the bra thing (being in the very low alphabets myself...) but YGO: Abridged makes my tummy hurt from laughings. ^_^ Win.

[jenivi7.livejournal.com]

That cookie is the best bit of disturbing YGO crack EVAR.

But yeah, when I went shopping for a wedding type dress, one of the places we went did the whole fancy fitting thing and they handed me a bra thing that was supposed to be a C. this was the HUGEST freaking C cup bra I've ever seen. Needless to say, I swam in the damned thing. And then the lady suggested I didn't really know my own size and should get a fitting done sometime.

I did not think it polite to bitchslap her in the middle of the store, but we did not buy anything from there. XD

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

...the cookie scared me o.o

My problem with bras isn't so much the cup-size as the band-size ~_~ And that can make things tricky...IN AMERICA! *shot*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Hah? They messed up the alphabet! I don't have that problem, however, it sounds similiar to my problem when I go shoe shopping. Boo on icky manufacturers inability to be consistant in sizes.

[lurkerdrome.livejournal.com]

And because SOMEONE has to say it...

[Sanji] "Icka-swaaaaaan! Mellorine!!"

[yume-no-kage.livejournal.com]

Icka, sweetie, where the HELL do you find these things on youtube? And why the FUCK is Pegasus the one talking about boobies?

That said, all I have left to say is this: BOOBIE GODDESS. IN AMERICA.

[saitaina]

There's a movement to standerdize bra sizes but I don't think it's going anywhere right now. I only pay attention to these things absently as I gave up wearing bras when I out grew my DD's and couldn't find a place close by to fit me.

[shiyaki-chan.livejournal.com]

*happily eating the cookie* they are superspecialawesome~ XD

I do have those problpems, too. X___X But I think pants are a bigger pain is the ass... You try them on, the don't fit at the waist, you choose another, bigger size, they're longer but the SAME size at the waist oO' It's actually quiet difficult to good fitting ones and I'm not even corpulent...

[nachtstar.livejournal.com]

*same for self* It's horribly annoying for me when buying in different companies the band size is the same and cup sizes are either larger or smaller. Dx