"And once again common sense loses out to, well, lack of common sense."

[ickaimp]

... Ysabet wants to find a 'Dominatrix for Dummies' book now....

(she's cheerfully saying this while ironing clothing, which somehow makes it worse)

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!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!! WAITADAMNMINUTEHERE!!!!

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

OKAY. NOW HEAR THIS. THE 'DOMINATRIX FOR DUMMIES' BOOK MENTIONED BY HER SQUIDDINESS WAS BEING SOUGHT FOR A *FRIEND*, OKAY???!!?? XP YES, A FRIEND. A REAL ONE, NOT A "FRIEND". She lives in Texas. And no, I'm not talking about YOU, 'Mati, unless you have hobbies I don't know about...

AND No, I am *not* branching out. **strangles Icka with her own tentacles** On the other hand, I may be opening a rogue SUSHI BAR any time now... >D

*perks* Sushi?

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

*snicker* No, you know all my perv points, I think. (yaoi, tentacles, incest, tentacles, xenokink, and did I mention the tentacles?) XD

This does raise a burning question though; does eating calamari count as cannibalism for Icka? o.o

Re: *perks* Sushi?

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

xenokink? eh?

Oh, and yeah. i heard the BD scene is real big, not to mention tons of money

Re: *perks* Sushi?

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

xeno - non-human
kink - ...yeah.

Which basically means that horns, claws, demons, youkai, tentacles, etc makes me purr like the pervy kitty I am. There doesn't even need to be yaoi, though that always helps. XD