fun with humorscopes
Sep. 8th, 2003 06:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpGeh... do not wanna go to work this morning. Spent most of the night in one of those 'vaugely dreaming but aware of everything physical around us' states and now think something furry crawled into the back of my throat and died there. blech. Just mildly achy and queasy all over.
'Neechan, send info on vacation, please!
Anyway. Comedy for this morning. Once again from The Daily Humorscope
Kaito's a cusp baby too, Gemini/Cancer. I generally read Gemini as 'Kaito' and Cancer as 'Kid', because of his *ahem* split personality.
This is really funny as 'before' and 'after' as well.
Gemini:
Nobody will understand you today, and it will be impossible to get the simplest idea across. For example, even such a basic concept as "please untie me and take this gag out of my mouth" will only cause people to stare at you in confusion.
Cancer
You've about had it with one particular fool in your life. Have you considered investing in a tranquilizer gun? Mine comes in very handy, especially at work.
Hmm... what particular fool could it be talking about? *coff*Hakuba*coff* ^__^
Mine says I should beware of Iguanas and Giant Squid today, which is mildly disturbing considering my name means 'squid'... ^^;;
'Neechan, send info on vacation, please!
Anyway. Comedy for this morning. Once again from The Daily Humorscope
Kaito's a cusp baby too, Gemini/Cancer. I generally read Gemini as 'Kaito' and Cancer as 'Kid', because of his *ahem* split personality.
This is really funny as 'before' and 'after' as well.
Gemini:
Nobody will understand you today, and it will be impossible to get the simplest idea across. For example, even such a basic concept as "please untie me and take this gag out of my mouth" will only cause people to stare at you in confusion.
Cancer
You've about had it with one particular fool in your life. Have you considered investing in a tranquilizer gun? Mine comes in very handy, especially at work.
Hmm... what particular fool could it be talking about? *coff*Hakuba*coff* ^__^
Mine says I should beware of Iguanas and Giant Squid today, which is mildly disturbing considering my name means 'squid'... ^^;;
