xxxHolic Musing: Yuuko's Nudie Powers

[ickaimp]

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
*snickers*
Yuuko's house: Western toilet or drop-toilet?

Losinde says:
Hmm... gooooood question

Losinde says:
I'm just thinking that the kimono's she wears would be tough on Western toilets

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
I think most of her outfits are too long to be convient to go to the loo, period

Losinde says:
yeah >_<

Wren-chan: Edogawa Conan, better known as Pimp-Holmes says:
Yup.

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
*Yuuko streaks to go use the toilet*
Watanuki: ARGH! I'M BLIND!!

Losinde says:
*snickers*

Wren-chan: Edogawa Conan, better known as Pimp-Holmes says:
*giggles* Yeah, she probably just magicks the clothes back off.

Icka!: I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa' says:
Yuuko's got nudie powers?

Wren-chan: Edogawa Conan, better known as Pimp-Holmes says:
It's -Yuuko-. If SHE doesn't have nudie powers, NOBODY does.

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[ytak.livejournal.com]

... ::insert roars of laughter::

Wren-chan's right, if Yuuko doesn't, no one does.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*nods* It's just all part of her special alibies. ^^;;

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

*smirks* Considering the amount of alcohol she drinks too, she'd definately need those. ^__^

I'll need a crowbar and a CREATIVE way to go 'muwahahaaa'
"Hinhinhin" always creeps me out. >_>;

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* The tagline is from a webcomic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozy_and_Millie) Ozy and Millie (http://ozyandmillie.org/2006/om20060608.html) which is a damn sight more insightful and funny than it has any right to be.

Hmm... maybe Yuuko has a magic bladder? o_O

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... My brain is now singing "Puff, The Magic Bladder" at me. YOUR FAULT, ICKA.

Can you just *imagine* Glasses (aka Clow) teaching Yuuko magical nudie spells?

Clow: "Alright. First, you draw this sigil on the back of your hand with a marker. Next, you put on this pair of Mystical Bunny Ears; then you chant 'Clothing, Clothing, Go Away' three times and turn in a circle... and your clothes disappear. See? Then you do what's necessary, wash off the sigil in the sink, remove the bunny ears, and your clothes come back. Simple, hm? Now you try it."
Yuuko: "Well, I have to admit that it worked; nice. But are the bunny ears really necessary?"
Clow: "No, not really; but there's a one minute time-delay on the sigil, though, and watching you march into the bathroom totally naked except for a pair of rabbit-ears was completely worth whatever horrible thing you're going to do to me in about 5 seconds--" **runs like hell**

An Indeterminate Number Of Years Later:

Yuuko: "Now, Watanuki, I'm going to teach you a VERY important spell today, one that'll definitely help keep evil influences from bothering you. You'll need to practice this one around Doumeki-kun, though, just in case. First, you'll need this set of bunny ears and a marker..."

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

She totally would do that too. *snickers*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Yep. And so would Clow, for that matter.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

...and you know, this might explain why they're called 'magic markers'. I've always wondered about that. **attempts futiley to fight off non-fanfic plunny idea** Hmmmmm.....

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

do these nudie powers control other people's state of dress?

Watanuki in the kitchen: why do I feel more heat around my middle?
*looks down*
YUUKO-SAN~!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Wait! Wait!

*Yuuko snaps her fingers*
*Watanuki is nekkid except for his apron*
Doumeki: Niiiice...
*Yuuko smiles, sits back and waits for the floor show to begin*

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

"drop toilets"??? OOo... I've always called them "squattie toilets". Drop toilets sounds so much more accurate... auditory wise..

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

^^;; Actually, I was kinda bullshitting at the time cause I couldn't remember the more accurate name for them and that came to mind.

But hey, if it works, it works! Squattie works too!