[fic] TGZ: Mid West Snippets
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ickaimp... never fails. I think a chapter is done, I get ready to do an update and Voom! More scenes!!
First one is one that we had forgotten to do, and the second one is one inspired by a Naruto fic and the pervs in chat.
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"Should be safe, you said! Not risk other people, you said!"
Kaito sighed, idly playing with a stick while Saguru paced the boulder they were currently hiding on and ranted. When he'd first met the stoic British detective, Kaito thought he'd never get a reaction out of Saguru other than determination or smug arrogance. And while he was pleased that Saguru was comfortable enough with him now not to always show his public face, he sort of missed the silence.
"You were the one who said that they didn't believe in Grabiods." Kaito growled back, poking at a few rocks that fell off the boulder, hitting the desert sand below with heavy thuds. He would have thought after the Roswell Grey Aliens and the Mutant Sheep Saguru would know better than to say things like that.
"I said I didn't believe in giant man eating worms!" Saguru waved his arms around. "THAT thing is not a giant worm! Worms are something that you use for bait for FIS-"
Thankfully the rest of Saguru's tirade was cut off before he could finish the accursed word. Unfortunately, it was cut off by the humongous white THING that rose out of the red desert soil, it's beak like maw open as it's wiggling serpent like tongues searched the boulder's sides to see if it could grab them. Kaito watched as one of them almost touched his shoe before the creature sunk back into the earth with what sounded like a disappointed groan.
The earth around the boulder rippled a surprisingly little amount as something the size of several elephants put together moved through it.
"Well." Kaito mused thoughtfully, tapping the boulder with the stick again. "It -could- be worse."
"Do NOT say it could be worse!" Saguru ranted. "Bad things ALWAYS happen when someone says it could be worse so don't... don't... Okay, HOW could it be worse?" The detective finished the sentence with a defeated groan.
"Well..." Kaito drawled, pointing with the stick to a clump of boulders several hundred metres --out of bullet range-- where two men in black were currently being harassed by the giant white monstrosity. "We could be over there."
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Kaito tilted his head to the side as he watched Saguru fuss at his reflection in the mirror. The half-Briton was definitely not comfortable with some of the costuming that Kaito was wearing, especially the ill fitting clothing.
"Oi." He drawled, tilting his head the other way. "We took a vote."
One of Saguru's eyebrows rose in the mirror. "Oh?"
"Yup." Kaito grinned. "You're definitely gay."
That caused Saguru to pause. "And who, exactly, voted on this?"
"Sir Stinky, the Kid plushie and me." Kaito's grin grew a little wider. "The Kid plushie tried to argue that you might just be Metro-sexual, but Sir Stinky voted him down. And since he's known you the longest, we put our vote with him."
"Ah." Saguru turned away from the mirror, walking over to Kaito and looming over him, his face carefully neutral.
Kaito smiled at him, grabbing Saguru's shirt and pulling him down so that their noses were brushing. "Lucky for me, isn't it?"
"Very." Saguru agreed before silencing him with a kiss.
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First one is a crossover with Tremors.
Also,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gracie_musica wrote TGZ and PYP scenes! Go read! XD
First one is one that we had forgotten to do, and the second one is one inspired by a Naruto fic and the pervs in chat.
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"Should be safe, you said! Not risk other people, you said!"
Kaito sighed, idly playing with a stick while Saguru paced the boulder they were currently hiding on and ranted. When he'd first met the stoic British detective, Kaito thought he'd never get a reaction out of Saguru other than determination or smug arrogance. And while he was pleased that Saguru was comfortable enough with him now not to always show his public face, he sort of missed the silence.
"You were the one who said that they didn't believe in Grabiods." Kaito growled back, poking at a few rocks that fell off the boulder, hitting the desert sand below with heavy thuds. He would have thought after the Roswell Grey Aliens and the Mutant Sheep Saguru would know better than to say things like that.
"I said I didn't believe in giant man eating worms!" Saguru waved his arms around. "THAT thing is not a giant worm! Worms are something that you use for bait for FIS-"
Thankfully the rest of Saguru's tirade was cut off before he could finish the accursed word. Unfortunately, it was cut off by the humongous white THING that rose out of the red desert soil, it's beak like maw open as it's wiggling serpent like tongues searched the boulder's sides to see if it could grab them. Kaito watched as one of them almost touched his shoe before the creature sunk back into the earth with what sounded like a disappointed groan.
The earth around the boulder rippled a surprisingly little amount as something the size of several elephants put together moved through it.
"Well." Kaito mused thoughtfully, tapping the boulder with the stick again. "It -could- be worse."
"Do NOT say it could be worse!" Saguru ranted. "Bad things ALWAYS happen when someone says it could be worse so don't... don't... Okay, HOW could it be worse?" The detective finished the sentence with a defeated groan.
"Well..." Kaito drawled, pointing with the stick to a clump of boulders several hundred metres --out of bullet range-- where two men in black were currently being harassed by the giant white monstrosity. "We could be over there."
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Kaito tilted his head to the side as he watched Saguru fuss at his reflection in the mirror. The half-Briton was definitely not comfortable with some of the costuming that Kaito was wearing, especially the ill fitting clothing.
"Oi." He drawled, tilting his head the other way. "We took a vote."
One of Saguru's eyebrows rose in the mirror. "Oh?"
"Yup." Kaito grinned. "You're definitely gay."
That caused Saguru to pause. "And who, exactly, voted on this?"
"Sir Stinky, the Kid plushie and me." Kaito's grin grew a little wider. "The Kid plushie tried to argue that you might just be Metro-sexual, but Sir Stinky voted him down. And since he's known you the longest, we put our vote with him."
"Ah." Saguru turned away from the mirror, walking over to Kaito and looming over him, his face carefully neutral.
Kaito smiled at him, grabbing Saguru's shirt and pulling him down so that their noses were brushing. "Lucky for me, isn't it?"
"Very." Saguru agreed before silencing him with a kiss.
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First one is a crossover with Tremors.
Also,
gracie_musica wrote TGZ and PYP scenes! Go read! XD
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Date: 2006-06-14 02:54 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-06-14 03:36 am (UTC)*Cackles manically*
Brilliant!
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Date: 2006-06-15 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-14 12:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-15 01:43 am (UTC)^_________^
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Date: 2006-06-14 01:13 pm (UTC)do you mean 'accursed'? i don't think the word did anything wrong...
and i love you, btw! these little snippets def made my morning...which was not terribly happy as i had to get up at 5.30 to get my little brother into camp on time. and am now at work. but! i've had a mocha and tgz drabbles, so life has officially turned up! esp thanks to that second one...gah. loved it. they're just so good together!! ^________^
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Date: 2006-06-14 11:58 pm (UTC)Thank you! Sometimes spell check and me are just not good friends.
^___^ Glad to brighten your day! XD XD XD
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Date: 2006-06-14 05:13 pm (UTC)I like the vote thing ^^
So how many more scenes like this are gonna pop up till we see Ysa's house?
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Date: 2006-06-14 11:47 pm (UTC)So how many more scenes like this are gonna pop up till we see Ysa's house?
Well, you can see her bathroom on the most recent Art Day (http://ickaimp.livejournal.com/347900.html).
-and yes, that is what her bathroom looks like, at least up til seven months ago when I last saw it.
But as for -writing- TGZ and Ysabet... I intended to stop there, the Ysabet reference being a good ending joke.
But the last time I talked to Ysabet, she mentioned writing it herself. ^_________^ So bug her about it!
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Date: 2006-06-16 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 02:20 am (UTC)What I like about the second part: the vote and the conversation following it.
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Date: 2006-06-17 12:59 am (UTC)Tremors had been in our original line up for these TGZ chapters, but we'd forgotten to do it. ^^;; Hey, did you ever see the TV series? That was love. XD XD XD
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Date: 2006-06-17 04:39 am (UTC)I haven't seen the series. T_T I've seen the first 3 movies. I wonder if I could rent the series?
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Date: 2006-06-18 12:27 am (UTC)So you can occasionally find torrents for the series to download, but it's not going to be offically released. >P
Sir Stinky and the Kid Doll sat there and stared at Saguru the entire time. And occasionally flopped one way or the other until Kaito straightened them up.
But they whole heartedly approve of kisses and hugs, cause really, what else are plushies for? ^_______^
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Date: 2006-06-18 05:27 pm (UTC)That's right, plushies are for cuddling. ^_^ Even my cold. (http://www.giantmicrobes.com/health/commoncold.html)