[fic] Quick Guard Dog scene

[ickaimp]

Add 'mildly dizzy' to the coughing and the tired. *sighs* *whinges* *shoots self for whinging*

Here. Have some comedy. It'll make you feel better.

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Seto pulled the towel off his head as he exited the bathroom, pausing to examine the clothing that had been set out on his bed while he'd been in the shower, washing the sweat off from this mornings sparring practise.

Turtleneck.

Leather pants.

Duster.

Boots.

Appropriate undergarments, accessories and shiny buckles.

He raised an eyebrow, staring at it for a moment. After a moment's thought, he turned and opened his bedroom door, after a quick double check that his robe was fastened securely.

"Mokuba?" He called. Jounouchi's door was shut and he could hear the blond's shower running. There was a muffled thump and the sound of scurrying from Mokuba's room before his brother's dishevelled head popped out of the doorway.

"Yeah, 'Niisama?" Mokuba appeared to be attempting to put on his shirt and jacket on at the same time and failing at both.

"Is there a particular reason behind today's garments?" Seto inquired. He usually did not have his clothing laid out for him, unless Mokuba felt it to be a special occasion.

"You weren't expecting it, were you?" Mokuba grinned.

Seto glanced back at the -white- clothing with the -black- duster. "No."

"Then neither will anyone else." Mokuba pulled his hair out of his shirt and ducked back into his room, while Noa announced he found the hair brush.

Seto shrugged. "I suppose I should be grateful you did not attempt to dye my hair blue and my eyes brown."

"No, I tried to." Mokuba assured him from the depths of his room. "But Jounouchi wouldn't let me do it."

Seto paused before turning to go back into his room and get dressed for the day. "Remind me to give him a raise..."

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Comments

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

*patpats*

S'okay, you're allowed to whinge about head-cold-type things even if you don't normally whinge about being sick, 'cause they're annoying out of all proportion to the actual level of sickness. *whinges about her own scratchy throat and cough*

Hey! Let's share the misery! Spread viruses on the Internet! There'll be a sudden epidemic of people getting coughs after checking their mail! :D

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I don't like to catch myself whinging.
((Huggles Mel))

I know that misery loves company, but would really perfer not to pass it on if that's alright with you... ^^;;

[vera-dicere.livejournal.com]

sorry about the head cold. they're really obnoxious. i sympathize.

but cute! and *giggle* at jou stopping mokuba's color inversions. he likes his kaiba the way he is! [and likely doesn't want to be 'grounded' again for not preventing it]

but hmmm...exactly what would be the 'approriate undergarments' for leather pants...? *snickers*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Just annoyed cause this is going on a full week. >_< blargh.

'approriate undergarments' for leather pants...

That'll be a question in another scene later on. ~_^

However, from what I've been told, either baby or talcum powder and going commando, or baby or talcum powder and a thong... ^^;;

[vera-dicere.livejournal.com]

yea, about what i figured.

*snickers*

let me just say that i am eagerly looking forward to that scene and am hoping desperately that jou is a part of that conversation....

i love your plunnies. they make me smile. ^______________^

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Plot? Why do you always have to have it? XD

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Because it's generally a rather nice thing to have. ^____^;;

But you're right, I've forgotten that not everything has to be about the plot... sometimes, it's about the punchline. ^_________^ ((Huggles))

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Yes, sometimes it *is* all about the punchline. ^_^ ((huggles back))

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

...and now I'm going to be sort of vaguely wondering about the undergarments thing ALL DAY LONG. AT WORK. AAAAARGH...

I wouldn't wear a thong under leather pants, though... talk about having the capitol-punishment version of chafing, owww. **nods** Baby powder, I'd think, and Au Natural.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*snickers at Ysabet*
Catch me on chat and I'll send you the next scene about undergarments and leather pants.
Cause the leather pants?
Not Seto's. ^__________________^


... actually, now that I think of it... Kaiba? Leather pants? No undergarments At -work-?
and then jou occasionally sleeps under the desk...

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

NOT Kaiba's?

......Oi...........

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Not Kaiba's. ^________^ Either Kaiba, actually. For the life of me, cannot see Mokuba as a leather pants wearing kind of guy.

BTW? Hate you. Golf-Kilt-Kilt-Lettuce pic in progress.

And yes. Very Oi. Enjoy the mental pic. ^__________________________^

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Yuugi's been trading clothes with them? I mean, Jounouchi in leather pants would make Kaiba a very happy, very frustrated man, I should think. But they just don't seem like him.

Mai?

And Oh Dear, you're doing the pic. Heh heh. Good. We all need more veggies! Veggies are one of the Five Major Food Groups! **assumes Rock Lee-like pose**

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Veggies? ... they're gonna eat Noa?
The poor boy...
Well, his hair -is- green...

Mai in leather pants? *gets a nose bleed* With the corset and everything... oh, my...
And no... no leather pants for Jounouchi. After all, they'd have to be altered to fit the tail.
... unless they were -really- low slung pants... *grabs another tissue*

Er... Um... Yeah. I'll be over here in this corner... will talk to you on chat... *waves hand distractedly*