[fic] DC: Old Fashion Cure

[ickaimp]

MEL!!! I HAVE YOUR HOUSE KEYS!!!
Unless you need them back in a hurry, will send them to you next week with murder and porn.

-Will post pics and travel log tomorrow when I can get my sluggish brain to work. (before we leave: drought. we return: flooding.) In the mean time, ficcage.

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"Thanks, Conan-kun." Ran crouched down to smile at the shrunken detective. "You really saved us back there. Like a knight in shining armour."

"Ah-ha-ha-ha." Conan laughed nervously, stepping back a bit. Nothing out of the ordinary for them, really. Dead body, murder investigation, suspect trying to get away by threatening bodily harm on anyone who got in their way. "It was nothing. Really."

"No." Ran smiled mischievously at him. "I think you deserve a reward."

And before he could get away, She hugged him, kissing him on the cheek.

*POOF!*

He suddenly found himself looking -down- at Ran's startled face. "Shin'ichi?" She squeaked.

"Uh..." What? How?! He started back in shock.

"Oh." Ai's bored voice drawled. "The Fairy Tale Cure. Also known as the 'Maiden's Kiss' or 'True Love's Kiss'."

It took a moment for Shin'ichi's voice to start working. "And you couldn't have told us -before-?!" He could have been back to his normal self ages ago.

"Sure." Ai shrugged. "If you want to be un-scientific about it."

"Um." Ran cleared her throat. "While I'm glad you're back Shin'ichi, and I'm sure how you and Conan-kun are the same person is a -fascinating- story, I think maybe you should get some clothes on first."

Shin'ichi down and realised that he was currently half draped over Ran, an arm slung around her neck for balance and without a stitch of clothing on.

"Oops."

-fin-

Inspired by reading MeruPuri. Geh. Shoujo.

Comments

[misskat.livejournal.com]

welcome home!!!

[wren-chan.livejournal.com]

*mad cackling* I love you so. ♥

[magicbulletgirl.livejournal.com]

Hugs on being back!
Love this piece - I'm surprised Ran didn't spontaneously combust.

[kosaginolegion.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Ai's comments are perfect.

Ran's waiting until he's dressed to kick his butt, isn't she?

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

No worries; I got that key cut for you guys to use, and I plan to kidnap you back sooner or later-- er I mean LURE! Lure you back! Eheh. So, anyway, hang onto it. It's not like someone's gonna steal it in NZ and travel all the way to Oz on the off chance they can find "Mel's House" and rob it. :D If they even work out they should be looking in Oz...

That was fun. We gotta do it again sometime. ^_^

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

Mel, I hate to break it to you... but "plot to lure Icka back" doesn't sound much more innocent than the "plot to kidnap Icka". *wanders off snickering at visions of Mel waving bishi muses under Icka's nose a la catnip*

[(Anonymous)]

*happy dance* Icka-sama's home!
I think I'm addicted to your LJ account. Checking it like every day.

*snickers madly at the fic*

[minny-san.livejournal.com]

Damnit. I forgot I wasn't logged in. That was me.

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

♥s the fic. Muhaha.

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Welcome back! ^_^

Amusing little fic. I like the idea. I like fairy tales.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

O_o *pokes Icka's LJ* It's alive?

XDDD Besides that, cute little fic, gave me snickers. >D And they were yummy and chocolate-y~

*falls over snickering*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

I love Ai, I really really do. She and Akako would make an awesomely scary team... *smirks at the cornered look in Kuroba's face*

[fusakugyoku.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaah, MeruPuri. Best and worst bad shoujo I've ever read.

I had a similar response-- Aram, wtf? It's so obviously Conan!

[shade-scribbler.livejournal.com]

How do you mail murder? Does it involve and Agatha Christie Novel?