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Ysabet you're gonna kill us...
We had an idea for a CLAMP Campus Detectives/Magic Kaitou crossover, started working on it, had to leave for work, got a bunch of plot buninies, then got to work, got hit with a bunch of minor emergencies and promptly forgot how most of it went. ¬_¬
Will work on it when we remember.

Geh on being supervisor. It wouldn't be that big of a deal if it wasn't for the newbie. Not gonna go into that.



Shin'ichi: Taurus
"Try being entirely honest for a week. That's a fine way to develop a clear conscience. Personally, I prefer my method, though -- a poor memory."

Ran looked at Conan with serious sombre eyes. "Conan... Are you really Shin'ichi?"
"Uh, uh...." Conan panicked, looking for the best way to get out of this when his brain had a bit of an epiphany. Plausible deniability. He plastered the best innocent look he could summon on his face. "Who?"

Kaito: Gemini/Cancer Cusp
(gemini): "Today you will watch something like a hawk. Basically, you do that by having unblinking beady little eyes, and a brain the size of a peanut."

Kaito stared.
Aoko sweatdropped.
Kaito stared.
Aoko looked around nervously, hoping no one else would notice her friend's intense fascination.
Kaito Stared.
"Uh... Kaito?" Aoko cleared her throat. "You might want to eat your chocolate dipped ice cream cone before it melts..."

Hakuba: Virgo
"You will be struck by an odd thought, today. Fortunately it will be only a glancing blow, and will do little actual damage."

Hakuba was concentrating, trying to figure out a way to prove once and for all that Kuroba was the Kaitou Kid when a stray thought hit him.

What if Kuroba WASN'T the Kid?

Then it passed and he shook his head to clear his mind. How preposterous. Really, Kuroba not being the Kid. And he was the Pope in Rome.


Aoko: Libra
"You will snidely snicker at someone today. That's not going to make you many friends, you know. Instead, you should cheerfully chuckle."

"Oi! Aoko!" Kaito bounced up to his friend. "What's up?"

Aoko turned around and -leered-, a look that was more familiar on Koizumi's face than her own, a low snicker coming out.

Kaito screeched to a halt and quickly back-pedalled away, his eyes wide in a combination of shock and terror.

The expression broke as she started to chuckle, her face resuming it's normally cheerful expression. "Always wanted to do that." She grinned.


Icka!: Scorpio/Sagittarius Cusp:
"You will have a nightmare tonight, in which you find yourself dangling from the ceiling, while brightly coloured paper maché animals with glowing eyes file into the room. One of them will be carrying a stick. Perhaps you shouldn't eat so much candy before going to bed? "

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE REVENGE OF THE PLOT BUNNIES!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Stuffed animal attack

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Could be worse; could be attacked by the things that live on the top of my computer. Let's see, we have... two yellow toy ducks, a plastic mermaid, an R2-D2 eraser, a toy chrome-silver pig whose eyes light up red and who grunts when you push a button, and large amount of dangling mardi-gras beads, a fox-totem stone, a silver frog pendant and a Punker HelloKitty doll in fishnets, a plaid skirt and a navel-ring.

Could be ugly.....