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ickaimpOh hey, Evil Twin?
Remember how we were discussing the difficulties of buggering a sheep cause they run fast? Found out how ta do it.
Ya wear your gumboots/wellies, stick the sheep's hindlegs into the boots so they can't run or kick, and bugger away.
Evidently velcro gloves help too.
-Just figured we'd pass that on. ~_^
Remember how we were discussing the difficulties of buggering a sheep cause they run fast? Found out how ta do it.
Ya wear your gumboots/wellies, stick the sheep's hindlegs into the boots so they can't run or kick, and bugger away.
Evidently velcro gloves help too.
-Just figured we'd pass that on. ~_^
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Date: 2006-02-25 11:22 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-02-26 02:28 am (UTC)That may be because the Scots never quite figured out the whole gumboots thing. ^__^
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Date: 2006-02-25 02:09 pm (UTC)Romance is dead. *shakes head sadly*
*then runs*
That wasn't a mental picture I needed, thanks.
Date: 2006-02-26 02:23 am (UTC)Because the discount rack from Walmat will do just fine. ^_________^
Re: That wasn't a mental picture I needed, thanks.
Date: 2006-02-27 03:14 am (UTC)Because the discount rack from Walmat will do just fine. ^_________^
*shakes head* Romance is truly dead.
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Date: 2006-02-25 09:07 pm (UTC)Dr. Demento is your friend
Date: 2006-02-26 02:21 am (UTC)*Birds Chirping*
*Pig Squeal*
*Rooster Crows*
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Ewweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "no"
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, No
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP
Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*
*baa, Baa*
Quiet Cows... I think the Shepards coming
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Date: 2006-02-26 03:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-25 10:10 pm (UTC)Didjano that in some -er- adult stores they apparently sell blow-up sheep dolls? That bleat when their rears are touched? (Batteries included, apparently)... They make great gag gifts in certain circles...
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Date: 2006-02-25 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-26 02:16 am (UTC)Yup! XD XD XD
I've talking for -years- about getting one of those inflatable vibrating sheep and taking it past one of the scottish encampments at Faires, then pretend the poor sheep is scared. ~_^
-and then have a really quick get away path planned. ^____^
The main problem being what do I do with it the rest of the time? o_O
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Date: 2006-02-28 08:37 am (UTC)