[fic] TGZ: Picking the Big Apple
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ickaimpSkipping a chapter ahead from Apperances and Disappearances because Kid and the other characters keep bickering and wanting to play the peacock. >P (dammit. see? this is why we keep Saguru around)
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"Aw, man...." Kaito shut the door behind him with a contented sigh. He was SO happy to be out of the hustle and bustle of the city and into the peace and quiet of the hotel. "You would NOT believe how crazy New York City is."
Saguru glared at him, his glasses hanging on the tip of his nose. Kaito could practically see the storm clouds hovering above the detective's head. "Try me."
Kaito pulled the wig off his head, tossing it on to the bed next to the blond. "New York City," He proclaimed with grave dignity as he pulled off the pumps and gave his feet a brief massage. Stupid heels, pinching his toes. Good thing his balance was good or it'd be impossible to walk, much less run in them. "Is FULL of freaks."
This proclamation didn't appear to impress Saguru. A vein twitched on his forehead.
"You know that -really- tall building in the middle of Manhattan? The one with the castle on the top? Turns out monsters live up there. Really territorial ones." He reached up his skirt and undid the snaps on his garter belt, sliding the thigh-high stockings off his legs and wiggling his bare toes against the carpet in relief.
"Turns out they glide too." He added, unzipping the short skirt and sliding that off, tossing it next to the wig on the bed. The stockings joined the skirt as well, leaving him in his white slacks and blue socks. "By the way, hang glider versus wings? No contest. They almost caught me when I accidentally interrupted a couple of guys kissing on top of a police station and one of them took a couple of shots at me. Only got away because I hid behind a gargoyle."
There should have been something wrong with taking off a skirt and suddenly finding himself in his Kid work clothes, but he'd decided it was better not to question such things. If it worked, it worked.
"A stone, non-moving gargoyle anyway." He continued, pulling out the falsies in the sports tank under the fuzzy sweater he was wearing. "Which was fine until some guy landed on top of the gargoyle and started talking to it, calling it 'George'."
He pulled both the tank and the sweater off, tossed on the bed as well. A quick wipe of his face and the costume was off, leaving him in his Kid working clothing. He loosened the tie, undoing the top button. Finally, he could breathe normally again.
"He was really surprised when I started answering back. Turns out it was one of New York's spandex-wearing heroes. Spidey, I think he called himself." Tie came off, gloves came off, monocle came off, all of it went into the hat. Hat went on to the desk, not the bed. Coat followed, folded up over the chair. "Bad thing, he recognised me. Good thing, he was in a good mood and once I assured him I was only sight seeing, he decided against covering me in cobwebs and hanging me upside down outside the police station."
Kaito undid the gun holster holding his card gun, automatically unloading it and slipping the cards into his coat pocket, then unbuckled the his belt and slid it from the belt loops, adding it to the pile. "Turns out he's a fairly nice guy. By the way, we do -not- want to head up to Westchester County. Evidently they breed super-powered spandex folks up there."
"Lovely." Saguru sniped.
"Yeah. Just what we need, a mind-reader loose an causing havoc." He agreed, pulling the blue shirt out from his pants, then un-buttoning the buttons on his wrists. "Oh, yeah. You were right by the way."
"Yes?" Saguru looked thoroughly unimpressed as Kaito wandered over and straddled the blond's legs, not quite sitting on his lap.
"Turns out they really do have humanoid pizza eating turtles in the sewers. They fight with the large packs of roving ninjas occasionally." Kaito smiled sweetly. "So. Would you like me to un-handcuff you?"
"I'd say you made your point." Saguru agreed, his hands trapped behind his back, attached to the headboard. When Kaito had left to tour the city, Saguru had been asleep, his hands above his head. The detective had obviously done some wiggling around. And from the fallen over Sir Stinky, he'd gotten the note as well.
He'd been fighting with Saguru, trying to convince him to learn lock picking. His hero Holmes knew how to after all. Saguru had been adamant about not learning, and Holmes hadn't had to deal with Breaking and Entering laws.
The note had been a simple scenario. Saguru captured by the mysterious men in black, his family or friends in the next room.
And Kaito-Kid wasn't in the picture.
How as Saguru going to get them and himself to safety?
It was a cruel trick to play, especially considering that Saguru had gone through just a thing. Only that time, Kaito had gotten him out.
But if it could save Saguru's life, he would play all the dirty tricks he needed to.
"You'll learn lock-picking?" He asked, making sure that Saguru wouldn't wiggle his way out of this.
"If you're willing to teach me, I'll learn it." Saguru agreed.
That's all he wanted. He pulled the keys from out of the nightstand drawer, not more than an arm's reach from where Saguru lay. "Thanks." He climbed over Saguru, unlocking the handcuffs.
"You're welcome." Saguru said mildly.
The Detective then grabbed Kaito, rolling him over and pinning him to the bed, snatching the handcuffs from his hands. Saguru quickly handcuffed Kaito to the headboard and sat up with triumphant glee. "Now stay there."
"Oh?" Kaito raised an eyebrow.
"I'll be back in an hour." Saguru said firmly, pulling the medical tape off his wrists that Kaito had put on so that he didn't cut himself up while trying to escape. "I'm going to use the loo, then get something to eat and when I get back, I expect you to be here EXACTLY as I left you, Kaito-kun."
With that, the irritated detective rolled off of him, grabbed a coat, a room key, shoes and stalked out of the room, growing to himself.
The door shut, locking itself with an audible click.
Kaito grinned to himself, slipping his hands out of the handcuffs with a twist of his wrists and settled down for a nap.
Turn about was fair play after all.
-fin-
All characters used without permission, not for profit, no money made.
Anyway, for
jeva_chan and socchan. Whom I will KILLIE later.++++
"Aw, man...." Kaito shut the door behind him with a contented sigh. He was SO happy to be out of the hustle and bustle of the city and into the peace and quiet of the hotel. "You would NOT believe how crazy New York City is."
Saguru glared at him, his glasses hanging on the tip of his nose. Kaito could practically see the storm clouds hovering above the detective's head. "Try me."
Kaito pulled the wig off his head, tossing it on to the bed next to the blond. "New York City," He proclaimed with grave dignity as he pulled off the pumps and gave his feet a brief massage. Stupid heels, pinching his toes. Good thing his balance was good or it'd be impossible to walk, much less run in them. "Is FULL of freaks."
This proclamation didn't appear to impress Saguru. A vein twitched on his forehead.
"You know that -really- tall building in the middle of Manhattan? The one with the castle on the top? Turns out monsters live up there. Really territorial ones." He reached up his skirt and undid the snaps on his garter belt, sliding the thigh-high stockings off his legs and wiggling his bare toes against the carpet in relief.
"Turns out they glide too." He added, unzipping the short skirt and sliding that off, tossing it next to the wig on the bed. The stockings joined the skirt as well, leaving him in his white slacks and blue socks. "By the way, hang glider versus wings? No contest. They almost caught me when I accidentally interrupted a couple of guys kissing on top of a police station and one of them took a couple of shots at me. Only got away because I hid behind a gargoyle."
There should have been something wrong with taking off a skirt and suddenly finding himself in his Kid work clothes, but he'd decided it was better not to question such things. If it worked, it worked.
"A stone, non-moving gargoyle anyway." He continued, pulling out the falsies in the sports tank under the fuzzy sweater he was wearing. "Which was fine until some guy landed on top of the gargoyle and started talking to it, calling it 'George'."
He pulled both the tank and the sweater off, tossed on the bed as well. A quick wipe of his face and the costume was off, leaving him in his Kid working clothing. He loosened the tie, undoing the top button. Finally, he could breathe normally again.
"He was really surprised when I started answering back. Turns out it was one of New York's spandex-wearing heroes. Spidey, I think he called himself." Tie came off, gloves came off, monocle came off, all of it went into the hat. Hat went on to the desk, not the bed. Coat followed, folded up over the chair. "Bad thing, he recognised me. Good thing, he was in a good mood and once I assured him I was only sight seeing, he decided against covering me in cobwebs and hanging me upside down outside the police station."
Kaito undid the gun holster holding his card gun, automatically unloading it and slipping the cards into his coat pocket, then unbuckled the his belt and slid it from the belt loops, adding it to the pile. "Turns out he's a fairly nice guy. By the way, we do -not- want to head up to Westchester County. Evidently they breed super-powered spandex folks up there."
"Lovely." Saguru sniped.
"Yeah. Just what we need, a mind-reader loose an causing havoc." He agreed, pulling the blue shirt out from his pants, then un-buttoning the buttons on his wrists. "Oh, yeah. You were right by the way."
"Yes?" Saguru looked thoroughly unimpressed as Kaito wandered over and straddled the blond's legs, not quite sitting on his lap.
"Turns out they really do have humanoid pizza eating turtles in the sewers. They fight with the large packs of roving ninjas occasionally." Kaito smiled sweetly. "So. Would you like me to un-handcuff you?"
"I'd say you made your point." Saguru agreed, his hands trapped behind his back, attached to the headboard. When Kaito had left to tour the city, Saguru had been asleep, his hands above his head. The detective had obviously done some wiggling around. And from the fallen over Sir Stinky, he'd gotten the note as well.
He'd been fighting with Saguru, trying to convince him to learn lock picking. His hero Holmes knew how to after all. Saguru had been adamant about not learning, and Holmes hadn't had to deal with Breaking and Entering laws.
The note had been a simple scenario. Saguru captured by the mysterious men in black, his family or friends in the next room.
And Kaito-Kid wasn't in the picture.
How as Saguru going to get them and himself to safety?
It was a cruel trick to play, especially considering that Saguru had gone through just a thing. Only that time, Kaito had gotten him out.
But if it could save Saguru's life, he would play all the dirty tricks he needed to.
"You'll learn lock-picking?" He asked, making sure that Saguru wouldn't wiggle his way out of this.
"If you're willing to teach me, I'll learn it." Saguru agreed.
That's all he wanted. He pulled the keys from out of the nightstand drawer, not more than an arm's reach from where Saguru lay. "Thanks." He climbed over Saguru, unlocking the handcuffs.
"You're welcome." Saguru said mildly.
The Detective then grabbed Kaito, rolling him over and pinning him to the bed, snatching the handcuffs from his hands. Saguru quickly handcuffed Kaito to the headboard and sat up with triumphant glee. "Now stay there."
"Oh?" Kaito raised an eyebrow.
"I'll be back in an hour." Saguru said firmly, pulling the medical tape off his wrists that Kaito had put on so that he didn't cut himself up while trying to escape. "I'm going to use the loo, then get something to eat and when I get back, I expect you to be here EXACTLY as I left you, Kaito-kun."
With that, the irritated detective rolled off of him, grabbed a coat, a room key, shoes and stalked out of the room, growing to himself.
The door shut, locking itself with an audible click.
Kaito grinned to himself, slipping his hands out of the handcuffs with a twist of his wrists and settled down for a nap.
Turn about was fair play after all.
-fin-
All characters used without permission, not for profit, no money made.
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Date: 2006-01-14 08:20 am (UTC)Gargoyles
Fake
Spiderman
X-Men
TMNT
...yeah...Kaito met all of the weirdos in NYC XDDD
Love ya too, Icka! *grins and waves*
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Date: 2006-01-14 08:23 am (UTC)*smiles pleasantly* PLZ DIE K'THX
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Date: 2006-01-14 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 11:16 pm (UTC)*settles for chasing Jeva around with a wooden spoon*
^____^
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Date: 2006-01-15 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 08:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 01:12 pm (UTC)*goes off still sniggerng at story*
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Date: 2006-01-14 10:46 pm (UTC)Ysabet made a comment AGES ago that if Kid ever showed up in NY, Dee would prolly shoot at him.
Well.... ^________^
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Date: 2006-01-14 02:16 pm (UTC)So Kaito and Kauba are discovering the crazyness of my old home. If thats all they've seen, they haven't scratrched the surface yet :-Pow
Somehow I can see Spidy and Kaito getting along real well. Same sense of humor.
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Date: 2006-01-14 04:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 08:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 11:18 pm (UTC)IF THE VOICES AND PLUNNIES WILL CO-OPOERATE. >_< *growls*
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Date: 2006-01-14 11:45 pm (UTC)*dies snerking*
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Date: 2006-01-14 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 11:34 pm (UTC)I hafta wonder sometimes about NY... why are a huge amount of super heros based there?
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Date: 2006-01-15 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 08:23 am (UTC)Maybe because it's tall?
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Date: 2006-01-15 06:16 pm (UTC)