[fic] TGZ - Soap
Dec. 20th, 2005 07:23 pmOkay, quick rush paste as we run out the door.
Spawned by a conversation with Ysabet and Mati about how 'dropping the soap' could be the ultimate 'Seme or Uke' test.
Two Seme: "You get it." "You get it."
Two Uke: "I got it!" "No, I'll get it!"
"Oooh.... gods...." Kaito groaned in ecstasy as the warm water sluiced over his head. "I sooooo needed this."
Saguru made a muffered comment that was most likely agreement.
They'd been chasing a suspect, due to the fact that both of them tended to be faster than the resident officers when the suspect had seeked refuge in a candy factory.
A toffee factory to be precise.
Long embarrsing story short, they'd both ended up covered in the sticky substance with a peppermint coating. Humbug, indeed. They couldn't -walk- without squelching and all manner of horrible noises.
The officers had offered them use of the communal showers to wash all the goop off before it hardened. They'd gratefully taken them up on the offer, both of them pointedly ~not~ looking at each other.
-or, in reality, trying to steal glimpses when the other wasn't looking in the age old tradition stealing glimpses in the shower.
Kaito thought he had the better deal on that part, Saguru couldn't see without his contacts or glasses. Ha.
Saguru pulled his head out from under the spray, wiping off his face as he did so. "Pass the soap, will you?"
"Sure." Kaito dropped the bar of soap he'd been using into Saguru's outstretched hand.
And missed.
Both he and Saguru looked down at the white bar of soap on the pale tiles.
The moment stretched.
"I'll... go get another bar of soap..." Kaito offered.
Saguru peered at where the soap might have been. "Ye-ah."
-fin-
Spawned by a conversation with Ysabet and Mati about how 'dropping the soap' could be the ultimate 'Seme or Uke' test.
Two Seme: "You get it." "You get it."
Two Uke: "I got it!" "No, I'll get it!"
"Oooh.... gods...." Kaito groaned in ecstasy as the warm water sluiced over his head. "I sooooo needed this."
Saguru made a muffered comment that was most likely agreement.
They'd been chasing a suspect, due to the fact that both of them tended to be faster than the resident officers when the suspect had seeked refuge in a candy factory.
A toffee factory to be precise.
Long embarrsing story short, they'd both ended up covered in the sticky substance with a peppermint coating. Humbug, indeed. They couldn't -walk- without squelching and all manner of horrible noises.
The officers had offered them use of the communal showers to wash all the goop off before it hardened. They'd gratefully taken them up on the offer, both of them pointedly ~not~ looking at each other.
-or, in reality, trying to steal glimpses when the other wasn't looking in the age old tradition stealing glimpses in the shower.
Kaito thought he had the better deal on that part, Saguru couldn't see without his contacts or glasses. Ha.
Saguru pulled his head out from under the spray, wiping off his face as he did so. "Pass the soap, will you?"
"Sure." Kaito dropped the bar of soap he'd been using into Saguru's outstretched hand.
And missed.
Both he and Saguru looked down at the white bar of soap on the pale tiles.
The moment stretched.
"I'll... go get another bar of soap..." Kaito offered.
Saguru peered at where the soap might have been. "Ye-ah."
-fin-
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Date: 2005-12-20 12:16 pm (UTC)When will the madness stop, I ask you!
*hopes never and goes off to find a snicker bar.*
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