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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I gave [livejournal.com profile] sironamacgregor a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Friday I turned [livejournal.com profile] kasuchi in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave [livejournal.com profile] lazulisong a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-733 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ickaimp

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Somehow, I get the feeling I should feel bad... But I don't! ^____________^
So now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to research the Black Plague. La, la la lalalala..

Date: 2005-12-12 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysabet.livejournal.com
I, personally, am wondering just WHERE she got the blood from. I mean, I just can't see the heartless ruler of Iran donating blood from her *own* veins-- no way, she'd find and underling. "YOU! I saw you chewing gum during guard duty! What type are you, B+? Good, that'll do. Take him away, mwahahahahhhh!!!" **snerk**

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