[fic] Black Cat: Teeth

[ickaimp]

natsutsuki ask us to write more Black Cat fics.
...Um. Okay.
Thanks to dogmatix_san for betaing. ^__^



"I wonder..." Eve mused as she stepped over another unconscious member of the Shooting Star Unit. "How did they get so many of these guys?"

"I dunno." Train shrugged. "Offer them dental?"

~ Flash Back ~

The Leader of the Shooting Star Unit looked at the crazy pale haired man across the table from him. Why was it always the crazies that wanted to hire a large group of highly trained well armed soldiers with little to no compunction about killing everyone in sight?

And why the hell was this Creed guy chewing on a rose? What did he do if he got a thorn stuck in his teeth?

"So in addition to generous pay..." Creed purred. "We promise not to hand any members of your group over to the Doctor to play with-"

Light streaked dramatically over the glasses of the shadowy man standing behind Creed. Probably the Doctor then. There might have been a dark chuckle from that direction too, but he was hoping not -the guy was already creepier than Creed.

"-as well as offering you full health care benefits and dental." Creed finished smoothly.

"AND dental?" He echoed.

"Of course." Creed pulled the rose from his mouth, teeth glinting theatrically at him. "Healthy minions are happy minions."

"Exactly!" The Leader almost sobbed in joy. It was so rare to find a boss that understood that! How were they supposed to be a top-notch fight group if they were missing teeth and limbs? He stood up, extending his hand. "You've got yourself a deal."

~ /Flash Back ~

"Don't be silly, Train." Sven scolded. "As if they would work for something like that!"

Train shrugged and punched another minion in the lower face, knocking a few teeth in.

-fin-.

Comments

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

POUNCE, Huggle and yeah i ought to be on line talking but.....most amusing, like the speculation about the thorns. I wondered alittle about that.

yay for Black Cat and minions with dental plans.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

((Huggles Ero Obachan!)) XD
Yay!! ^____^

[lanerose]

::cracks up:: That was brilliant. ^.^

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

#^^# Thank you! XD

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

Creed of the Business Savvy. XD Train might never know how right he was. *snicker*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I don't think he ever will. ^___^

Personally, I think it was the 'doesn't hand them over to Doctor' part that cinched the deal. ^^;

[ukefied.livejournal.com]

Beautiful. XD Thank you~

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Welcome! ^__^
And thank you!!! (for both the Doujinshi and writing such wonderful fics!)

[kosaginolegion.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

And now I want to take scenes from the anime and do a music video to Tom Leherer's Masochism Tango.

*goes off singing* I ache for the touch of your lips dear....

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*sings* But nearly as much as for the touch of your whips, dear...

*snickers* Think that might end up being Jenos to Rinslet... #^______^#
*hides*

[kosaginolegion.livejournal.com]

Partner In Crime and I figured that - in Creed's case - we're talking pistol whipping. However, yes, indeed. Rinslet and Janos.

And why was I ever so confident that Tom Leherer would be part of your life experience? T'was my father who taught him to me. Beginning with the Irish Maid.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm not so much familiar with Tom Leherer as I am with Dr. Demento. #^^#
Have the Dr. Demento Christmas album here, which I'm sure is gonna make an appearance some time this month... o_O

Hmm...
*Creed walks up behind Train*
*Creed pistol whips Train*
*Train falls unconcious*
*Creed cackles as he carries Train off in a shower of rose petals*

And once again, the conundrum... what does he do with Train now!?

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

Why was it always the crazies that wanted to hire a large group of highly trained well armed soldiers with little to no compunction about killing everyone in sight?

Unless you're the government, then you can train your own.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Ehh heh heh heh heh *laughs nervously*
I think you're right... o_O *winces*

[fusakugyoku.livejournal.com]

I love when you do stuff like this...

but noooo...through in free college education for the kids, then you can get ANY bum on your side~!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Oooh... very good point!

But if they're gonna distroy the world, I dunno how much good a college education is gonna be... ^^;

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was fantastic! Creed must have surfed the net and run across the "100 Things To Do If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord" page!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Oh, fates no.
Think that would be enough to give most everyone nightmares... 0_0