[fic] Happy Mother's Day

[ickaimp]

Un-wound my nerves enough to call and wish a Happy Mother's Day to Gigi, Aunt Debbie and Granma Elisabeth. (what do you call your step-mother's step mother? Granma of course! ^_^ ). Biological mother can... go censor herself or something. I don't care.

really hate mother's day... *grumbles* Sooooooo messed up.

Still ended up writing a fic for it. o_O



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(Shin'ichi POV)

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My Father taught me how to drive.
My Mother taught me how to drive FAST.

My Father taught me deductive reasoning and logic.
My Mother taught me that those don't always apply.

My Father taught me to be subtle.
My Mother taught me to make a dramatic entrance.

My Father taught me how to focus and study hard.
My Mother taught me to relax and party.

My Father taught me to look at the world.
My Mother taught me that appearances are deceiving.

My Father taught me to depend on myself.
My Mother taught me to rely on my friends.

My Father taught me to follow reasoning.
My Mother taught me to follow my hunches.

My Father taught me the rules.
My Mother taught me how to break them and not get caught.

My Father taught me Order.
My Mother taught me Chaos.

I'd like to thank my Mother for teaching me everything that she has. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be the well-rounded sane person that I am today.

... I think ...

-fin-


Anyway, Happy Mother's Day to all you Mothers out there!

We're gonna go work on an angsty scene from PYP or something...