Local Wanted Ad

[ickaimp]

I kid you not, this is in the personals section of the Tucson Weekly:

MWC ISO Pirate, preferably dark hair, at least one eye, one leg, & hook with interchangeable adaptors. Wife wants you to shiver her timbers while she climbs your yardarm. If no pirates apply, one-eyed bikers will do. Must have teeth.

Which kinda fits with the 'someone to hold the camera, tripod broken' and 'have condom will travel, tired of buying batteries' that they had a few months back.

Yeah. Tucson's kinda weird sometimes. ^___^

Comments

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. How awesome can it get? XD.

[kurobahikaru.livejournal.com]

Wow. That totally makes me want to call up my cousins and get them to save that for me. o.o

I wonder if that stuff happens here in Texas...

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

That would be the perfect prank to pull on someone: put a really odd add like that in the personals, and their telephone number. :: laughs ::

Ooh, the plots running through my head now...

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Spousie is coming to the conclusion that Tuscon's population consists entirely of loons - and you nuts don't help!

[elinor-dear.livejournal.com]

My favorite was about ten years ago when the Mexican Goatsucker was all the rage.

"Butch Oro Valley Shepherd looking for Chupacabra to suck her goat."

The guys in the office went to Kinko and had a post made.

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

Dang I remember that one....blushes. NOpe not old and not been here for f'ing ever either.

[ytak.livejournal.com]

At least you know you don't live in a boring place.