[fic] xxx-Holic: Lime Insinuations

[ickaimp]

Title: Lime Insinuations
Authour: Icka! M. Chif
Rating: 13+
Pairing: Kinda Watanuki/Doumeki
Warnings: Insinuation with Lime

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"Alright, alright." Watanuki grumbled as he tied a kerchief around his head and headed towards the kitchen. "What do you want to drink tonight?"

"DOUMEKI!!" Yuuko cheered, Mokona echoing her cry a second later.

"Wha-" Watanuki stumbled in mid-step, turning to face his employer. "WHAAAAAT?!"

Drinking.... Doumeki...

Images flashed through his mind.

Teeth sinking into the firm flesh Doumeki's neck, draining his blood, lips and tongue licking the warm red liquid from his tanned skin...

Lips descending upon Doumeki's, drinking in his breath like fine wine...

Peeling dark clothing off of Doumeki's body like uncovering a prize, fingertips and mouth feasting on the smooth flesh revealed....

"Dos Equies." Yuuko repeated, looking amused as she carefully enunciated every syllable. "A Mexican Beer, good with salty foods. And perhaps a lime."

"Lime! Lime!" Maru and Moro gleefully chanted.

"..... Oh." Watanuki stared at the fortune teller stupidly, feeling the blush that had descended from his head to his toes slowly fade away, replaced by embarrassed horror.

She smirked, exchanging a far too smug look with Mokona. "Why?" She purred. "What were you thinking?"

-fin-

Coming from a conversation with ysabet about how I'd been mispronouncing his name as 'Doukime' instead of 'Doumeki' (yes, I'm slightly dyslexic, why do you ask?) and I didn't like 'Doumeki' nearly as much because it sounded like an alcoholic drink. She said it was.
The resulting plunnie you see above. ^^;;

crossposted on doumekiwatanuki

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

*falls over snickering*

My first thought: "Are Yuuko and Akako cousins?"
My second thought: "Uh oh. That's almost a plunnie..."

*grins* I do like this ... and now I've promised Icka a ficlet ... *headdesk*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*pats P'oe*
It's okay dear. Plunnies do that, with or without our permission. ^__^

[shyrofoxfeather.livejournal.com]

What color are Kaito's socks?

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Usually the same colour as his shirt, light blue. Although it can vary.

[goover.livejournal.com]

YES!! ^_^ Ok, we needed to know that cause me and Shyro are cosplaying as Kaitou and Hakuba for Halloween. Ok... I HAVE light blu socks... Good.

This was a random thought in the morning before school. I suddenly turned to Shyro with a look of horror and said, "I don't know what color the Kid's socks are!" Her advice, ask Icka.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Y'know the really scary and depressing thing?

I didn't hafta look it up. ~_~

*squeeeeeeees* over the Cosplay! XD XD XD

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL......score goes to Yuuko and the new tan comes from Watanuki's blush.