[fic] Vampyre AU: Pros and Cons

[ickaimp]

Dear Mel Redcap-
I'm sorry, you may not get tossed into my clevage during chat. It's dark and squishy down there.
Hugs and Kisses,
-Icka!

PS:
Po'e? Sweetie? Yes, it is an abyss down there, but you may not go mining down there either.

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"I think I definitely got the better deal." Shin'ichi grinned at the smaller version of himself. They were in the middle of a debate over who benefited the most about them having split as they did. Privately, Ran won because she got both of them, but that didn't stop them from debating it. "I get to kiss Ran."

Which he did. As often as he could. With a great deal of pleasure.

"Yeah, but you don't get to share beds with her anymore on trips." Conan smirked slyly. Shin'ichi may have been back to the body of a 17 year old, but Conan still had the brain of one in a 6 year old's body.

Shin'ichi nodded speculatively.

Conan's smirk turned into a grin. "And guess where I get to sit when the car's crowded."

In Ran's lap. Usually with her arms wrapped around him. With his head resting on her cleavage, no matter how he tried for it not to. "Soft. And. Bouncy." He leered at his bigger twin.

Shin'ichi glared. He remembered. He also hadn't gotten that far with her yet.

"Bastard." Shin'ichi growled, conceding victory.

Conan beamed triumphantly.

+++ Later ++++

"How come I have to sit in YOUR lap?" Conan growled from his awkward position on Shin'ichi's lap. Ran was sitting next to them, a happy clueless expression on her face.

"If -I- don't get to." Shin'ichi hissed back at his smaller self. "-You- don't get to."

-fin-

Comments

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

Noooo! Doooon't throw me in the Abyss!!!!! *smirks and then realizes Br'er Rabbit was trying to get tossed into the Briar Patch*
...Ah, ooops?
*backs away carefully* Now Morgan, let's not be hast-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! *wails as she disappears into the dark*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

MORGAN!! STOP TOSSING PEOPLE DOWN MY CLEVAGE!!!!

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*shout comes up out of the deep*
Anyone wanna pass me a flashlight? Rope? Heeeelp!

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

Who? Me?

I would never do anything like that, nope not me. *quickly tosses flashlight, ropes and Mel down Icka's clevage*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

HA!!!

I'd like to see you say that with a straight face, Onna!!!
And put away that halo!! I can SEE the horns holding it up!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Waugh! Erk! MORGAN! Dangit... Okay, Po'e, looks like we're stuck here for a while. Good thing I brought my PSP and a heap of Reese's peanut butter cups.

We'll try not to drop too many crumbs, Ickalove!

(And since LJ is being a b@st@rd to me right now, if my login doesn't work, this is Mel, n'kay?)

[yuncyn.livejournal.com]

"If -I- don't get to." Shin'ichi hissed back at his smaller self. "-You- don't get to."

*SNERK* ^_^;;;; Hormones I assume. I always blame the hormones. ^^;;

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

XD

Oh man, this entire post killed me! *howls with laughter*

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: giggles madly :: Poor Shin-chan and Conan-kun.

And yes, Ran wins. Yes she does.

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

For lack of better comments: XD.

[phantom-kaito.livejournal.com]

Aw, Shin-chan should let Conan have his fun while he can. Afterall, ater they get married Shinichi's definetly gonna get the better of the perks

[shyrofoxfeather.livejournal.com]

Phantom_Kaito's right! Poor Conan will have to live aaaaaaaall alone with Kogoro-oji-san when there gone and that's no fun.

...Unless his mom decides to steal him away and I doubt he'd be very pleased about that either!

[goover.livejournal.com]

But then he gets to sit in his mom's cleavage!