[fic] Pics, TGZ short fic

[ickaimp]

Huh. I come back to Tucson and it starts POURING. I am the Rainbringer!!! Mwuahahahahaaaa
-nyah. Right. ^^;;

Trip back to Tucson was uneventful other than the fact we lost our drawing pencils. *sighs*

Okay... can't quite get DevArt to work, so switching over to LJ Pics this time.

http://pics.livejournal.com/ickaimp/

Wedding sketches are in Travel, Beard pic and random in TGZ and a giftpic. M'experimenting with it currently, so lemme know what everyone thinks please.

Speaking of TGZ, head on over to sakurazuka_jae's journal for a hysterically funny TGZ chapters. *bounces* ^___^

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"Oh wow." Kaito's eyes widened as he viewed the contents of Saguru's package. "Um. Wow. That's a really impressive piece of meat."

Saguru grinned at him. "It is, isn't it?"

"Yeah." Kaito nodded. "When you first mentioned it, I wasn't expecting it to be quite so..."

"Large?" The detective commented with a smirk.

"Something like that."

"Here." Saguru grinned, offering it to him. "You hold it."

"You sure?" Kaito glanced up at him, then the long cylindrical object Saguru was holding.

"Yeah."

Kaito couldn't even get his fingers all the way around it. "Wow. It's harder than I expected too." Heavier too.

"That's because you're used to those little weenie things you find in Japan." Saguru informed him loftily. "This is fine European stock."

"Yeah." Kaito agreed. "My mouth is drooling just looking at it."

"Don't worry, you can have some soon." Saguru assured him. "But we should probably take this into the other room."

Probably a wise idea. He nodded, following Saguru. "I don't know how I'm going to get my mouth around that."

"That's what the knife is for."

Kaito turned as he heard the unmistakable sound of someone suddenly impacting against the wall. Both he and Saguru turned to find Mum half-in half-out of the door way, rubbing a bump on her head, her face bright red.

"Hey, Mum!" Kaito waved the summer sausage Saguru brought back from the deli like a baseball bat. "Saguru's back!"

Mum nodded, her face flushing even brighter vermillion as she ducked back into the other room.

Kaito blinked. "What's her problem?"

"Don't know." Saguru shrugged with a small eye roll that clearly conveyed that his mother was strange. "You hungry?"

"Starved."

-fin-

Comments

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

*ded from laughter* XD!!!! *hearts you* aaah, poor mom, and that was hilarious!

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

That was just so wrong!

Glad your trip back was uneventful and thank you for the rain! *worships at your feet*

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

XDD You're so wrong for that...what's wrose is that I'm reading this right after my little sister foudn out I read doujinshi. XD She was amused and kept calling me a perv, even though I told her the doujinshi I was reading at the time didn't show anything. XD

Sister: "Why'd you minimize that? Is it yaoi? ...you perv!"
Me: *headdesks* (literally, I slammed my hed down onto my arm which was on my desk, shaking with a bit of embarrassed laughter)
Sister: "Not only do you read smut...you read gay smut!"
Me: O_o;;; "They don't show anything! " >.>;;;

I know she doesn't really have anything against yaoi or whatnot...she just gets surprised I'm such a perv. *face palms* And your fic doesn't help much XDD *dies laughing*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is over the past year, m'no long afraid to gleefully say that I am

A Perv

A slash/yaoi fan.

^___________________________^

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

*snort* I love innuendo.

And thank you SO MUCH for the Hakuba picture! I love it! :: GLOMP ::

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

That was... bad. But I'm still going to laugh: Hahah!! In ye Beard picture, I thought it was pretty cool of ya to make Hakuba brawnier. Oh yeah, Hakuba with goatee looks like that evil dude from Batman Begins who takes over Ken Watanabe's place.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in my head Hakuba is stocker and taller than Kaito. ^^;; different body shapes.
Hmm... haven't seen Batman Begins. It any good?

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

Batman Begin's pretty different; Tim Burton didn't do this one. It's less dark-ish, but over all, I thought itwas pretty good.

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Quick - Mum might want some of it. LET'S PLAY HIDE THE SAUSAGE!!!

*snickers*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

:: DIES! ::

ow. ow. ow.

[mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* I was wondering when something like this would happen X3

Icka, you are still the Goddess of Perversion!

[hailgreatmoloch.livejournal.com]

*titters at the picaresque piccies* Yay for weddings and boobies!

ps. I miss my fellow cephalopodic lady. :(

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*chokes on laughter* Ooooh, poor Mum! Hopefully she wasn't too disappointed... *blinks* Does it mean I play with innuendo too much if I'd guessed the topic of conversation?"

re pics

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Love them all! I especially like how Kaito came out in the "bearded Hakuba" pic.