Talking at MOrgan's

[ickaimp]

MOrgan *talking to the cat*: You've got dry food and water. Shut up and eat, you BITCH.
*Icka squeaks, chortles*
MOrgan: Well, what else do you call a neutered male cat?
Icka: ... Pussy?

... See? And this is why people think we're RELATED.

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[kurobahikaru.livejournal.com]

As one of my friends would say, "Dammit, I just fed you three days ago. Quit whining!"

Geeze, cats are so demanding. And pushy. And they're always giving you that "You mah BITCH, yo" look. And people wonder why I don't want kids. A cat's enough!

[avilina.livejournal.com]

White watching "Pirates of the Caribbean," I asked my roommate's recently aqcuired kitten, "You're not a eunuch, are you?....Wait, that happens next week..."

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*snickers* And doesn't that idea truly horrify Sean and Ian?