[fic] TGZ: Surprises
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ickaimpGeh. Just, geh.
Thanks to Hell's Hauntress for letting me start writing this in the chat window.
When Kaito heard a muffled yelp of terror and the thud of a body hitting the floor from the room next to him, he didn't go charging out to find out what happened. Instead, he took a moment to finish pulling on his pyjama pants before charging out of the guest room, down the hall and into Saguru's room, barely hesitating at the door long enough to rap his knuckles on it twice. "Everything okay?"
Saguru was picking himself off the ground, red faced, bare-chested and glaring. A portion of Kaito's mind pointed out that yes, the blush did go farther down than just the collar bone, but not by much. "No." The detective growled, leaning over to pick up his pyjama top that had fallen, then motioned to his nightstand. "Mum left us a present."
"Present?" That did not sound good. Glancing at Saguru warily, he crept towards the open drawer of the night stand as Saguru pointedly ignored him putting on his top.
What Kaito didn't see was what was usually in the drawer - Saguru's glasses case. What he did see was foil packages.
Lots and lots of foil packages. All of them rectangular. In a variety of colours.
Kaito blinked. "And what does Mum think we need these for?"
All things considered, it was probably a good thing that Mum was gone for the night, visiting friends. Then again, that could explain the timing.
Saguru glared at him for a moment as if to inform him that he was a complete and total moron before turning around to finish changing clothing, the dark mutters under his breath, too fast and harsh for Kaito to understand completely. Kaito shrugged and picked up one of the foil packets, glancing at the text on it before opening up the package.
Strawberry flavoured.
It was kind of slick on his fingers as he unrolled the condom from, shook it out and proceeded to blow it up like a balloon. It wasn't until he had tied a knot on the end of it that he realized that Saguru had stopped ranting and was staring at him. "What?"
"What are you -doing-?" Saguru burst out with, arms flailing wildly as he tried to both point at Kaito and not at the same time.
"Plotting." Kaito licked his fingers thoughtfully. Didn't really taste like strawberry. Too sweet. While he didn't mind sweet, the aftertaste was annoying.
This earned him a beautiful stare of disbelief. "Plotting?"
"Plotting." He waved the inflated magenta-ish balloon at the blond. "You think we have enough of these to fill a bed?"
"Huh?" Saguru walked over, peering at the drawer full of foil packages. Kaito could almost see the calculations spinning through the detective's head. "Inflated?"
"Yeah." Kaito allowed a smirk to show. The detective had a pranksterish side Kaito was discovering more and more. "With a duvet over the top."
"Air mattress?"
"Air mattress." Mum was going to get a rather large surprise when she climbed into her bed to sleep.
"Right." Saguru pulled out a foil package and ripped it open. "Let's blow."
-fin-
M'sorry, m'sorry m'sorry....
[Edit:] We have been informed that ya really don't wanna attempt to blow up the lubricated condoms because of the gel. Changes have been made.
Thanks to Hell's Hauntress for letting me start writing this in the chat window.
When Kaito heard a muffled yelp of terror and the thud of a body hitting the floor from the room next to him, he didn't go charging out to find out what happened. Instead, he took a moment to finish pulling on his pyjama pants before charging out of the guest room, down the hall and into Saguru's room, barely hesitating at the door long enough to rap his knuckles on it twice. "Everything okay?"
Saguru was picking himself off the ground, red faced, bare-chested and glaring. A portion of Kaito's mind pointed out that yes, the blush did go farther down than just the collar bone, but not by much. "No." The detective growled, leaning over to pick up his pyjama top that had fallen, then motioned to his nightstand. "Mum left us a present."
"Present?" That did not sound good. Glancing at Saguru warily, he crept towards the open drawer of the night stand as Saguru pointedly ignored him putting on his top.
What Kaito didn't see was what was usually in the drawer - Saguru's glasses case. What he did see was foil packages.
Lots and lots of foil packages. All of them rectangular. In a variety of colours.
Kaito blinked. "And what does Mum think we need these for?"
All things considered, it was probably a good thing that Mum was gone for the night, visiting friends. Then again, that could explain the timing.
Saguru glared at him for a moment as if to inform him that he was a complete and total moron before turning around to finish changing clothing, the dark mutters under his breath, too fast and harsh for Kaito to understand completely. Kaito shrugged and picked up one of the foil packets, glancing at the text on it before opening up the package.
Strawberry flavoured.
It was kind of slick on his fingers as he unrolled the condom from, shook it out and proceeded to blow it up like a balloon. It wasn't until he had tied a knot on the end of it that he realized that Saguru had stopped ranting and was staring at him. "What?"
"What are you -doing-?" Saguru burst out with, arms flailing wildly as he tried to both point at Kaito and not at the same time.
"Plotting." Kaito licked his fingers thoughtfully. Didn't really taste like strawberry. Too sweet. While he didn't mind sweet, the aftertaste was annoying.
This earned him a beautiful stare of disbelief. "Plotting?"
"Plotting." He waved the inflated magenta-ish balloon at the blond. "You think we have enough of these to fill a bed?"
"Huh?" Saguru walked over, peering at the drawer full of foil packages. Kaito could almost see the calculations spinning through the detective's head. "Inflated?"
"Yeah." Kaito allowed a smirk to show. The detective had a pranksterish side Kaito was discovering more and more. "With a duvet over the top."
"Air mattress?"
"Air mattress." Mum was going to get a rather large surprise when she climbed into her bed to sleep.
"Right." Saguru pulled out a foil package and ripped it open. "Let's blow."
-fin-
M'sorry, m'sorry m'sorry....
[Edit:] We have been informed that ya really don't wanna attempt to blow up the lubricated condoms because of the gel. Changes have been made.
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Date: 2005-07-25 11:18 am (UTC)Uh, and I played in your universe again... SORRY! I couldn't help it. It called to me... Anyway, there's a TGZ fic for you on my lj. Hope you don't mind.
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Date: 2005-07-25 11:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-25 04:08 pm (UTC)BAD Icka! BAD!!! XD
But Gracie's right, holy s*** that was brilliant. xD
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Date: 2005-07-25 04:38 pm (UTC)...and what would they use the air mattress for, pray tell? >D
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Date: 2005-07-25 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-25 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-26 08:48 am (UTC)Brilliant! XD
Although, in the beginning, I though they were gonna play air-volly with the condoms ^.^;a
Kaito's idea is much better, though XD
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Date: 2005-07-26 02:10 pm (UTC)Reminds me of going to mall and being given condoms. Male friends blew 'em all up then let go.
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Date: 2005-07-26 03:51 pm (UTC)*Choke. Snerk.*
Date: 2005-07-26 08:33 pm (UTC)And whyever are you apologizing?! This is Brilliant! I can see the thoughtful look on Kaito's face as he considers the condoms and plots. *snickers*
...and I'm wildly amused by Kaito's precautions before going to find out what was wrong...