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[ickaimp]

Icka: So was gonna start on the chapter about the Holy Grail, then realised that today's Friday, which means if we're gonna have Mischif.net ready to upload tomorrow, we gotta fuck with it tonight.
Ysabet: .... do you kiss it too?

I love my website. Really I do. It's like a giant ever-mutating child that I just wanna strangle sometimes. Espeically after working on it for hours trying to think in HTML, Japanese and English all at the same time.

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Missionary: Jesus was a great man who performed a great many miracles. He could walk on water.
Sakura *whispers*: We do that all the time.
Missionary: He brought the dead, back to life.
Sasuke *whispers*: Fought those last week.
Missionary: He turned water into wine.
Kakashi *whispers*: A bit of yeast, a few grapes, a little bit of time...
Sasuke *whispers*: Or a standard illusion.
Missionary: He died so that you might live in-
Naruto: Anou...
Missionary: Yes, my son?
Naruto: Was Jesus a ninja too?!



Howl's Moving Castle isn't showing in Tucson. It is however showing in Tempe. >D
http://www.phoenixmovietimes.com/movies/4892710.php?date=0
Road trip anyone?! ^______________^

Comments

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDD Ninja!Jesus! *headdesks*

I'm also curious about the answer to Ysabet's query...DO you kiss it too? ^__^'

And you suck if you get to see Howl's Moving Castle. The nearest one to me is like in Atlanta...and I'm all the way in Louisiana. T___T

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh! It's showing in New Orleans. I was invited to go with some freiends of mine in Baton Rouge on opening night, but I had to proctor the ACT the next day. :: makes face ::

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

O______O! When is it showing in New Orleans?! There was no little dot in my area when I looked on the map of where it's showing! GAH! *flails* NUUU! Someone has to drive me there! Damn my inability to drive myself! *shakes fist at money-wielders*

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

might be up for that. The kid really wants to see it. Only problem is she is leaving for flag tmr and won't be back until late next weekend.

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

...your brainfart is brilliant. xD Wahahaha!

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

Ditto that.

Howl's Moving Castle is AWESOME. But the DVD's not coming out soon enough!! AAAARGH, I want to pry my hands on a copy before moving back to US.

[mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com]

...Dammit, now I have mental pictures of Ninja!Jesus! >.<

Just a thought: Didn't Sasuke die for Naruto, once? Does that make him Jesus?

Also: After all there years of reading your fanfiction, is it then wrong that the first thing I though when I read "Holy Grail" was pure Monty Python quotes? ^.^;; (might help that I watched it yeasterday).

...Run away!!!

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Yes; it's hell to be a missionary among the ninjas, you have to walk on water ALL the time just to show that your Boss offers on-the-job training. **ysabet glances at the sky worriedly, watching for lightning** Eheh; juuuuust kidding...

...and did I hear kissing noises earlier?

[arashi-neko.livejournal.com]

and then you'd have to try and find them all a more peaceful way to earn a living, too.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

**Ysabet begins singing** "Always look on the briiiiight si-ide of life--"

[arashi-neko.livejournal.com]

So Howl's Moving Castle finally made it to your side of the ocean, it seems. It won't be wasted money and time to see it. *It triggered a fangirl phase for over a month! Movies hardly ever do that to me.*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

**whimper** WannaSee, WannaSee, WANNASEE!!! I read that book absolute *years* ago, and it was wonderful-- have read it a dozen times since, along with all the Chrestomanci stuff. I keep having Hogwarts/Chrestomanci crossover ideas and having to fight them off with big sticks.

[arashi-neko.livejournal.com]

It's not very much like the book.... Bit more of an AU of it. But very nice. With bishonen. taken, unfortunately, but still quite kind to the eye.

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

Howl's Moving Castle isn't showing in Tucson. It is however showing in Tempe. >D
Watched it, Loved it, Highly Recommend it >cD

(France isn't a bad country for watching Miyazaki stuff ^^-)

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Howl's Moving Castle isn't showing in Tucson. It is however showing in Tempe. >D

:: sulks :: Do you know how much it sucks being stuck equally between New Orleans and Houston? And as much as I love Miyazaki, I can never pick between which friends to visit first...

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

At least you don't live smack dab in the middle of Louisiana near Alexandria. .___.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're only about an hour from me! ^__^

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Am I? Sweet! ^______^

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Isn't it?! If you ever come down to Lake Charles, drop me a line, we'll go hang out.

[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. ^.~! Always glad to meet another Louisianian. XD

[soc_puppet]

Jesus was a ninja? Suddenly, everything makes sense!

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: giggles :: I remember seeing a shirt once that said "Jesus forgot the safeword". I nearly died.

[soc_puppet]

...I think I should blame you for this:


(My aunt, however, gets credit for what to put on Ninja!Jesus' forehead protector.)

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*DIES!*
Can I stick that on MIschif?! XD

... What does the forehead guard say? Can't see it clearly... *squints* Halo?

[soc_puppet]

By all means ^_^ Ninja!Jesus is going to keep me giggling for days now.

It says 'WWJD' ^^; Sorry it didn't come out that clearly...

[rena-lime.livejournal.com]

Uhm, spell that out for a poor non-native speaker? please?

@Icka: Luuuuuv your journal. ^^ I only found it a few days ago and got absolutly utterly totally hooked of your fanfics. Your humor is just plain fantastic!

I think I nearly died from laughter at least 20+ times. (Jesus!Ninjy included. Oh my.)

[soc_puppet]

WWJD is an acronym for What Would Jesus Do? It's a bit of a pop-culture thing in the 'States. People wear it on bracelets, T-shirts, hats, print it on bumper stickers, etc. It's not overwhelming, but it's enough of a presence that people make references to it.

Hope that helps ^^;

[rena-lime.livejournal.com]

*lightbulb*

Aaah! So that's why. I've seen references of the 'What would,... do?' before, just didn't know it works with Jesus in the first place.

Thanks for enlightening me! *g*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

My favourite is still 'What Would Xena Do'? ^_______________^

... of course, really can't say anything because during various situations I sit there and ponder What Would Kid Do? And occasionally What Would Hakuba Do?

... If I try to think What Would Conan Do?, it usually involves lots of kicking... ~_~;;

[acechan.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Missionary: He cured the sick.
Sakura *whispers*: I can do that now.
Missionary: He cast out demons.
Naruto *grabs stomach*: Hey!! I need my demon!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Yes he does. *pets the Kyuubi*
*laughs* Yay!!!!

[ytak.livejournal.com]

Saw Howl's Moving Castle yesterday. It is good (despite what some of some of those stupid reviewers said). I highly recommend it.

[summercloud.livejournal.com]

If you like the movie, read the book! Howl's Moving Castle, by Diana Wynne Jones, is just amazing. Sophie rocks in the movie, but she rocks about ten times more in the book-- as do the rest of the characters. Plus side about the movie? --it's sure a hell of a lot prettier!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Yup! Read the book a while back and enjoyed it muchly. She's a very good authour if you've never tried any of ther other stuff. ^______^

[ater-nox.livejournal.com]

Strangely, I was not that moved by the book. V_v But I loved the movie very much ^^
We all need tidbits of fairy tales. Anyway, great Naruto brainfart. Just random enough to be hilarious. Go on with the great job ^^