[ficbit] DC/MK According to...
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The Kaitou Kid according to Hakuba Saguru:
“Ladies and Gentlemen!!”
means -Look at me! I’m SHINY!
“One… two… three…”
-I’m about to do something to hurt your brains.
Cardgun
-Over compensation for something else.
Hakuba Saguru according to the Kaitou Kid
“Kid the Phantom Thief.”
-I’m obsessive.
“The time is-“
-As well as anal retentive.
Watson
-I’m over compensating for something else.
Edogawa Conan according to Hattori Heiji:
“There is only one truth!”
-Because I can’t see another one.
“I’m Edogawa Conan, tantei.”
-I’m not really, but I’d like you to think I was.
“But… but… Ran-neechan!”
-I can see up your skirt from here.
Hattori Heiji according to Edogawa Conan:
“’Neechan!”
-I’m really bad with names.
“Kudo!”
-No, seriously. I’m really, REALLY bad with names.
“Ahou!”
-What was your name again? (or if it’s to Kazuha: ‘Insert pet name here’)
“Conan!”
-It only took me a year and a half to remember that. I deserve a cookie and a pat on the head.
-fin-
Orginally, it was Kid according to Saguru, Conan according to Kid, Heiji according to Conan, but that would have left Saguru according to Heiji, but they've never met. So it turned into the order you see here.
Icka!: So now Kid does Hakuba- Damn!! *Icka starts hopping up and down* Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Ysabet: I didn't have to say a word! You did that to yourself!!
The Kaitou Kid according to Hakuba Saguru:
“Ladies and Gentlemen!!”
means -Look at me! I’m SHINY!
“One… two… three…”
-I’m about to do something to hurt your brains.
Cardgun
-Over compensation for something else.
Hakuba Saguru according to the Kaitou Kid
“Kid the Phantom Thief.”
-I’m obsessive.
“The time is-“
-As well as anal retentive.
Watson
-I’m over compensating for something else.
Edogawa Conan according to Hattori Heiji:
“There is only one truth!”
-Because I can’t see another one.
“I’m Edogawa Conan, tantei.”
-I’m not really, but I’d like you to think I was.
“But… but… Ran-neechan!”
-I can see up your skirt from here.
Hattori Heiji according to Edogawa Conan:
“’Neechan!”
-I’m really bad with names.
“Kudo!”
-No, seriously. I’m really, REALLY bad with names.
“Ahou!”
-What was your name again? (or if it’s to Kazuha: ‘Insert pet name here’)
“Conan!”
-It only took me a year and a half to remember that. I deserve a cookie and a pat on the head.
-fin-
Orginally, it was Kid according to Saguru, Conan according to Kid, Heiji according to Conan, but that would have left Saguru according to Heiji, but they've never met. So it turned into the order you see here.
Icka!: So now Kid does Hakuba- Damn!! *Icka starts hopping up and down* Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Ysabet: I didn't have to say a word! You did that to yourself!!
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Date: 2005-06-16 04:24 pm (UTC)Ever done spit-take contests?
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Date: 2005-06-16 05:42 pm (UTC)You mean people actually do that on purpose? Wow. My friends quickly learned never to crack jokes when I pick up a glass.
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Date: 2005-06-16 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-17 01:16 am (UTC)Sounds weird, but people actually did it, which started the contests. ^____________^