[fic] Authour Insertion Part 3: Detectives

[ickaimp]

Fates. I feel like SUCH a tweenie posting this. *thuds head on desk*
Mati and Ysabet dared me. Double dog dared me even. And leered. Hate yer guts. Hate you hate you hate you. Stupid plunnie.

This could almost maybe possibly follow the first Authour Insertion.
sux0r.

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"There you are!" The giggling blue haired Shinigami on the flying oar grinned. "Ready to go?"

"Wait, wait..." Icka grabbed the other girl's kimono sleeve excitedly, pointing down to the commotion in the train car below. "Didja bring popcorn?"

"Popcorn?" Botan blinked. "Why?"

"Lookie!" The busty red-head pointed down to the crowd surrounding her fallen corpse, where a small bespeckled boy was arguing with his taller

dark-skinned companion that at least this dead body hadn't fallen from out of the sky. "Lookie! See? It's the Teenage Detectives of the East and West,

Edogawa Conan and Hattori Heiji. And of course, Mouri Kogoro, Ran and Kazuha in the background. And Officers Takagi and Sato are with them!!!"

"So?" Botan shrugged. "It's a death. There's usually detectives around a dead body."

"Right." Icka agreed. "But look behind -them-. See the skinny guy in all black and the weird choker? With what looks like a small red-headed kid? That's

the Puppet Master Tachibana Sakon, his puppet from the Meiji era, Ukon. They solve mysteries together. And the small kid with the funky torque and

computer looking at Ukon?"

Across from Sakon and Ukon was a group of five kids. The aforementioned kid holding a small computer in one hand while he typed with the other

standing next to a tall guy with squinty eyes and a ponytail. A pink-haired girl with pigtails stared at the scene worriedly, carefully observing everything

that went on. Next to her was a lavender haired boy who appeared to have been nominated as wrangler for an exuberant boy with a particular white

streak in his short black hair.

"That's Narusawa Kazuma, with his classmates from DDS, or Dan Morihiko Detective School. He's a genius elementary student computer

programmer." Icka pointed to each of his classmates in turn. "Behind him is Toyama Kintaro, or 'Kinta' as he prefers. He's famous for having something

like six blackbelts. The girl is Minami Megumi, or 'Megu', who's got a photographic memory. And that's Ryuu keeping Kyuu from charging in there.

They're the geniuses of the group. And waaaay back there..."

Icka motioned to the small boy dressed in a black frock sitting next to a bespeckled man wearing glasses. The boy was petting a small dog that looked

like a black marshmallow than anything that would bear the canine name. "Is Loki with his sons Yamino and Fenrir. Careful, he bites."

"We know." Boton didn't look too happy about that fact. "We try to avoid that Pantheon whenever possible."

"Odin terrifies me too. And over here-" Icka pulled Botan in a circle to point to another pony-tailed teenager, this one sitting next to a fairly pretty girl his

age. "Is Kindaichi Hajime and Nanase Miyuki. He's the grandson of the famous meitantei, Kindachi Kousuke."

"That's... a lot of detectives." The undead spirit detective blinked in surprise.

"Yeah." Icka agreed. "And over there is the Clamp Campus Detectives, Nokoru, Souh and Akira. How weird is that? And way off in the corner looking

like he needs a nap is Hiwatari Satoshi, who's in charge of catching the Kaitou Dark Mousy, which is prolly why he's glaring so hard at Haruka, that tengu

in the row across from him. Those guys deal with thefts in general, they almost never deal with dead bodies. Well, except Haruka, he used ta eat oni."

"What's going on here?" Botan asked, looking pole-axed. "Some sort of Detective Convention?"

"Not a clue." Icka cackled mischievously, tossing her arms out wide. "But let's see 'em figure THIS one out!!!"

-fin-

Ayatsuri Sakon, Detective Academy Q, Mythical Detective Loki Rangarok, Kindaichi, CLAMP Campus Detectives, D•N•Angel, Tactics.
We LIKE detective series. Reccomend them all.

The inside joke is that most detectives will automatically discount the people they're traveling with as suspects. And with the exceptions of Satoshi and

Hakura, everyone's traveling with at least one other person.
So you've pretty much got a rail car of detectives, but no suspects. *cackles*
... no, I don't know how I died either. It just happens. ^^;

Comments

[kudo-kid.livejournal.com]

Um... Muraki did it?

*blinks*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

It just happpens. ...you keel over frequently, dear lady? *grins*

I like Mati's idea. *snicker* Ooooh, what about plunnie-overload?

[samcurt.livejournal.com]

If you put in Eiji and Q.E.D., all the detectives would force you out of the train...

[samcurt.livejournal.com]

And Spiral for that matter.

[fusakugyoku.livejournal.com]

*dies*

What freaks me out is that I could pick out all the series-es from that...Not the characters, as I still haven't opened the shrink wrap on my Detective Academy Q book that I got a year ago...

Icka...don't tell me you're going to go further with this author insertion thing...TOO MUCH INSANITY I don't think i can handle it! i_______________i.

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

*howls with laughter and then applauds* I think this needs to be a whole series *nod nod* yes I do!!

[ytak.livejournal.com]

*laughs so hard that she begins to cough* That was exellent. It would be fun to see who figures it out first. Even better, its probably a suicide that was set up to look like a murder!

Love the part Botan. That's... a lot of detectives.

Don't feel bad about self insertions. You do a good job. In addition, doing so can act as a foil for the story.

[hoshi-ryo.livejournal.com]

For some reason... It strikes me as more likely that it'd just be a (terribly unusual) natural death. Those do happen.

Occasionally.

But, given Conan's presense, it would certainly be a first. (He's not just followed around by death, he's followed around by violent death... A Ker, perhaps.)

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

You are probably right about the unusual part. *thinks* maybe a freak allergy to the oil used on the seats or perhaps the presence of the detectives themselves caused such fear that she willed herself to death.

[hoshi-ryo.livejournal.com]

I don't think they use oil on the seats -- but it is rather definite that people can will themselves to death. Strong enough belief in one's imminent demise does the job with fantastic regularity. (With any luck, I shall get to spend my life getting paid to know this sort of trivia...)

Aren't there some . . .

[(Anonymous)]

Why not some bizare allergy, like one FOR detectives?

After all there are pet lovers who just can't tolerate the pet dander.

And Icka takes such good care of all her pet detectives, too. . . just too many of them this time. :(


Still, very nice like always Icka!

Weather Marmalade

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

%Laughs%
Detective overload ^_^
Looks like someone's been inviting all the detectives to come to some weird reunion without them knowing again >.>
No wonder Botan's charge wants to stay and watch XcD
That would be really~ interesting. :c)

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

"We try to avoid that Pantheon whenever possible."

"Odin terrifies me too.

:: laughs hysterically :: Brilliant! And Icka, I'll commend you for taking death so well.