[drabble] The Butler Did It

[ickaimp]

From an odd late night chat with the Prat Brigade

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Hakuba Saguru was well aware of the fact that he shouldn't take sucker bets from Kuroba Kaito. Certainly not ones involving a pig, a broom and the girl's bathroom.

However, that did not seem to prevent him from doing so.

Leaving him butler to Kuroba for the day. Tuxedo, white gloves, proper British accent and everything.

Wooster and Jeeves they were not. Although he definitely did qualify as the 'smart one' of the two.

Seeing as Kuroba was currently face down asleep net to his soup. Which Hakuba himself had carefully drugged.

Wooster never did have any sense of self-preservation.

-fin-

Comments

From a scary random person :)

[daisyeater.livejournal.com]

I love it just for the Jeeves reference. Tis very cute, and I thought you should know, especially since there seems to be a lack of comments at the moment.

*falls over laughing*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooooh that is PERFECT!
*snickers* And Hakuba better be ready for revenge when Kuroba wakes up...

[phantom-kaito.livejournal.com]

Ya know, Haku-chan has GOT to stop taking bets from Kaito. And yeah, he's gonna get it when Kaito wakes up. Prolly involved a chicken, weedwacker, and green clogs.
And doesn't Haku-chan know thats the oldest cliche in the book? Bad Haku-chan, No Bisquit!

[goover.livejournal.com]

Nah. Probably more of rabid bunnies, three coconuts, and a cactus. ^_^

[yuncyn.livejournal.com]

*mmph!*

Wooster never did have any sense of self-preservation.

^___^ Never did indeed.

[song-obsessed1.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! Go Hakuba!

I still favor death (or unconciousness) by candle stick.

Psssst. I posted my poem! ^_^ Tis called Ichthyophobia – Fear Of Fish.