[fic] Random Duklyon Ficcage
Apr. 10th, 2005 03:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpYsabet casually mentioned that Duklyon showed up in Tsubasa.
So I had to go check it out. And yup, our favourite campus defenders Kenpi and Takepon show up in ch. 36. (or beginning of Vol 6) ^__________^ ("That's Takepi, and I'm Kenpi!" "Mokona is Mokopi!") -and Erii still has her mallets. *snerk*
So was re-reading the Tokyopop version of Duklyon #2, which always is a little disturbing because I read the fan translations long before Tokyopop got them and ran across a line that seemed a little odd.
It's the opening line of the fic.
Thanks to Ysabet for the wrong button idea and to Jaelle for being a Duklyon fangirl too. XD
Takes place at the end of vol 2, ch. 6, before the flash forward at ch. 7.
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"Well forget it! I'm not dressing up in that costume anymore! It's too tight down below!!!"
As soon as Takeshi said the words, he realized that he had probably just made a mistake. It wasn't the sparkle in the Chief’s eye that worried him, even as the blond his his face with a fan, or the comment about being paid, no.
It was the thoughtful look on Kentarou's face.
Fortunately, it did't last long, Erii and Sukiyabashi's reappearance being enough of a distraction to prevent his partner in crime fighting from saying anything. And then they had a new villain to fight, one that looked like a kid and had a definite bone to pick with grade school exams. Turned out that Sukiyabashi was stronger than Erii, which meant that the same hits that floored Kentarou and himself felt like love taps to him, but left Takeshi wondering why Sukiyabashi didn't get a uniform of his own. If word got around that Sukiyabashi was fighting crime with the Gakuen Tokkei Duklyon, it wouldn't take much of a deductive leap that the bun-headed blond he fought along side was his wife, Erii. And Erii only hung around two guys at school, other than her husband.
Although it was just completely strange to think of Erii as -married-, really. Married meant -children- and oh god the thought of Erii spawning was just highly disturbing because Takeshi -knew- who would get volunteered to baby-sit a brood of super strong rambunctious kids and wasn't that just a nightmare waiting to happen.
Not to mention that as soon as the battle was over, Erii and Sukiyabashi were doing that blushing, giggling routine, as if they couldn't stop touching each other and quickly left. Leaving him helmetless with Kentarou, who had that speculative look back on his face.
If Kentarou said one word, just ONE word, about Brides, Weddings, Fiancé or 'Darling', he was out of there. Faster than the Star of the Clamp School Track Team.
Considering that the Star was Kentarou, that was a promise he very well intended to keep.
Kentarou leaned forward. "Takepon..."
"Who's Takepon?" The muttered comment was automatic and not very heartfelt as he leaned away from the examination.
The Red Duklyon's face was very serious. "Have you grown?"
"Eh?" Takeshi blinked. Then blinked again. That was NOT a question he had expected.
"Well, if your armour's too tight, you must have grown." Kentarou explained patiently, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Then an exuberant grin spread across his face. "See! This is what eating my good meals does! I'm so happy!"
And with that, he was wrapped up in a very enthusiastic and choking hug. "Ack! Kentarou! Get off me!!!"
His partner squeezed him one more time, then held him by the shoulders at arm's length, a serious expression back on his face. "Although, I was thinking-"
Uh-oh. This could not be good. Especially with Kentarou looking... down?
"-These buttons and things on the front of the armour? They have to have a purpose, don't they?"
Buttons? Takeshi looked down. Oh. The panel on the front of their... well, he supposed it could be almost called a codpiece, really. The little bit of armour that stuck out right below the chest armour. It wasn't quite low enough to be considered a belt buckle, but it wasn't quite low enough to be a codpiece either, even if codpieces were highly technically advanced looking with visible circuit boards and wires.
Kentarou still had that contemplative look on his face. "Hm... maybe we can adjust the size of the armour on there..."
"Uh..." He didn't think so. He really didn't think so. That didn't stop Kentarou from reaching out and pressing a few of the coloured buttons. On his codpiece. Which flashed with a bright while light, blinding both of them and sending Takeshi flailing backwards.
A slip of paper slid out of the bottom of the codpiece. Takeshi stared. Kentarou leaned forward, ripping it off. "It's a photograph." Kentarou marveled.
Takeshi's eyebrows went up as he reached for the paper which Kentarou handed to him. It was indeed, a photograph.
Of Kentarou's codpiece. "Lovely." He grumbled.
"Let's see what the next button does!" Kentarou cheered, lunging for him. Takeshi yelped, trying to dodge his partner, who managed to press a button as he tripped and fell to the ground. There was a second flash of light, this one red, which struck a nearby tree, causing it to burst into flames. Both he and Kentarou, from his sprawled position on the ground, stared at the damaged tree in shock.
"Okay... Note to self." Kentarou pushed himself up. "Do not confuse the camera button with the bright shiny laser button."
Takeshi looked at his partner in horror. "Why does it even HAVE a camera button and a laser button?!"
"Beats me!" The brown eyed boy beamed at him, bouncing to his feet. "Let's see what the rest do!"
"NO!" He quickly covered his lower regions with both hands, backing away from his overly animated partner. He didn't want to know what else the buttons could do. They'd been blissfully ignorant this far and he was in no hurry to see what else pushing his buttons would do.
Kentarou looked thoughtful again. "We could always see what mine does..."
They didn't need to see what Kentarou's did either. With all of Takeshi's luck, it would vibrate or something equally bizarre. "No!"
"Then we see what Takepon's does!"
"Kentarou!"
With a laugh, Kentarou ran off laughing, Takeshi waving his arms as he chased after him. "At least put your helmet back on, you idiot!!!"
As he chased his partner around the campus --helmets thankfully back on, they had a secret identity to protect--, Takeshi realized that once again after a month long hiatus, life was back to normal for the Campus Cops Duklyon.
And the armour pants really -were- a bit too tight down below.
-fin-
So I had to go check it out. And yup, our favourite campus defenders Kenpi and Takepon show up in ch. 36. (or beginning of Vol 6) ^__________^ ("That's Takepi, and I'm Kenpi!" "Mokona is Mokopi!") -and Erii still has her mallets. *snerk*
So was re-reading the Tokyopop version of Duklyon #2, which always is a little disturbing because I read the fan translations long before Tokyopop got them and ran across a line that seemed a little odd.
It's the opening line of the fic.
Thanks to Ysabet for the wrong button idea and to Jaelle for being a Duklyon fangirl too. XD
Takes place at the end of vol 2, ch. 6, before the flash forward at ch. 7.
+++
"Well forget it! I'm not dressing up in that costume anymore! It's too tight down below!!!"
As soon as Takeshi said the words, he realized that he had probably just made a mistake. It wasn't the sparkle in the Chief’s eye that worried him, even as the blond his his face with a fan, or the comment about being paid, no.
It was the thoughtful look on Kentarou's face.
Fortunately, it did't last long, Erii and Sukiyabashi's reappearance being enough of a distraction to prevent his partner in crime fighting from saying anything. And then they had a new villain to fight, one that looked like a kid and had a definite bone to pick with grade school exams. Turned out that Sukiyabashi was stronger than Erii, which meant that the same hits that floored Kentarou and himself felt like love taps to him, but left Takeshi wondering why Sukiyabashi didn't get a uniform of his own. If word got around that Sukiyabashi was fighting crime with the Gakuen Tokkei Duklyon, it wouldn't take much of a deductive leap that the bun-headed blond he fought along side was his wife, Erii. And Erii only hung around two guys at school, other than her husband.
Although it was just completely strange to think of Erii as -married-, really. Married meant -children- and oh god the thought of Erii spawning was just highly disturbing because Takeshi -knew- who would get volunteered to baby-sit a brood of super strong rambunctious kids and wasn't that just a nightmare waiting to happen.
Not to mention that as soon as the battle was over, Erii and Sukiyabashi were doing that blushing, giggling routine, as if they couldn't stop touching each other and quickly left. Leaving him helmetless with Kentarou, who had that speculative look back on his face.
If Kentarou said one word, just ONE word, about Brides, Weddings, Fiancé or 'Darling', he was out of there. Faster than the Star of the Clamp School Track Team.
Considering that the Star was Kentarou, that was a promise he very well intended to keep.
Kentarou leaned forward. "Takepon..."
"Who's Takepon?" The muttered comment was automatic and not very heartfelt as he leaned away from the examination.
The Red Duklyon's face was very serious. "Have you grown?"
"Eh?" Takeshi blinked. Then blinked again. That was NOT a question he had expected.
"Well, if your armour's too tight, you must have grown." Kentarou explained patiently, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Then an exuberant grin spread across his face. "See! This is what eating my good meals does! I'm so happy!"
And with that, he was wrapped up in a very enthusiastic and choking hug. "Ack! Kentarou! Get off me!!!"
His partner squeezed him one more time, then held him by the shoulders at arm's length, a serious expression back on his face. "Although, I was thinking-"
Uh-oh. This could not be good. Especially with Kentarou looking... down?
"-These buttons and things on the front of the armour? They have to have a purpose, don't they?"
Buttons? Takeshi looked down. Oh. The panel on the front of their... well, he supposed it could be almost called a codpiece, really. The little bit of armour that stuck out right below the chest armour. It wasn't quite low enough to be considered a belt buckle, but it wasn't quite low enough to be a codpiece either, even if codpieces were highly technically advanced looking with visible circuit boards and wires.
Kentarou still had that contemplative look on his face. "Hm... maybe we can adjust the size of the armour on there..."
"Uh..." He didn't think so. He really didn't think so. That didn't stop Kentarou from reaching out and pressing a few of the coloured buttons. On his codpiece. Which flashed with a bright while light, blinding both of them and sending Takeshi flailing backwards.
A slip of paper slid out of the bottom of the codpiece. Takeshi stared. Kentarou leaned forward, ripping it off. "It's a photograph." Kentarou marveled.
Takeshi's eyebrows went up as he reached for the paper which Kentarou handed to him. It was indeed, a photograph.
Of Kentarou's codpiece. "Lovely." He grumbled.
"Let's see what the next button does!" Kentarou cheered, lunging for him. Takeshi yelped, trying to dodge his partner, who managed to press a button as he tripped and fell to the ground. There was a second flash of light, this one red, which struck a nearby tree, causing it to burst into flames. Both he and Kentarou, from his sprawled position on the ground, stared at the damaged tree in shock.
"Okay... Note to self." Kentarou pushed himself up. "Do not confuse the camera button with the bright shiny laser button."
Takeshi looked at his partner in horror. "Why does it even HAVE a camera button and a laser button?!"
"Beats me!" The brown eyed boy beamed at him, bouncing to his feet. "Let's see what the rest do!"
"NO!" He quickly covered his lower regions with both hands, backing away from his overly animated partner. He didn't want to know what else the buttons could do. They'd been blissfully ignorant this far and he was in no hurry to see what else pushing his buttons would do.
Kentarou looked thoughtful again. "We could always see what mine does..."
They didn't need to see what Kentarou's did either. With all of Takeshi's luck, it would vibrate or something equally bizarre. "No!"
"Then we see what Takepon's does!"
"Kentarou!"
With a laugh, Kentarou ran off laughing, Takeshi waving his arms as he chased after him. "At least put your helmet back on, you idiot!!!"
As he chased his partner around the campus --helmets thankfully back on, they had a secret identity to protect--, Takeshi realized that once again after a month long hiatus, life was back to normal for the Campus Cops Duklyon.
And the armour pants really -were- a bit too tight down below.
-fin-
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Date: 2005-04-10 10:20 am (UTC)'big red button' or
'pushing his buttons' or something...
Love this fic. <33333
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Date: 2005-04-10 01:45 pm (UTC)One of the buttons has to vibrate. It just HAS to!!!
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Date: 2005-04-10 04:14 pm (UTC)Never read Duklyon (can't seem to get my hands on it), but the way you write, it's as if I already knew the series ^.^
Would still like to get my hands on it, though*snicker* Vibrating codpiece >D
*sputters*
Date: 2005-04-10 05:02 pm (UTC)*grins* "Pushing His Buttons" does have a nice innocent ring to it...
...one that vibrates *snerk*
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Date: 2005-04-10 09:39 pm (UTC)Question...
If that line was a little odd, what did it originally say? ._.
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Date: 2005-04-10 09:54 pm (UTC)"I quit! I refuse to fly around for these appearances!!"
So where the tight down there comes in, I don't know. >_O
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Date: 2005-04-11 12:14 am (UTC)(and I love your icon XD Pervy kaitou fancier indeed!)
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Date: 2005-04-24 02:36 am (UTC)hehe
Date: 2005-04-10 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-11 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-11 01:13 pm (UTC)Oooo
Date: 2005-04-11 09:07 pm (UTC)They normally lead to things like Brittish penquins, the inderneath of your bed, beastiality, and maybe a bit of tea.
And purple frilly underwear.
That's about it. ^_____^
-Shyro/Pyro
Re: Oooo
Date: 2005-04-11 11:58 pm (UTC)And purple frilly underwear.
Thank you kindly for that amusing mental picture. *snickers loudly* XD