[fic] MK / SG-1 Crossover
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The Butterflies, Lighthouse and celtic knot stuff is mine. In process of a kick-ass gargoyle. ^___^
Um... I -think- blame for this goes to Po'e, but is being shared with Dogmatix, Ysabet, Ann and MOrgan. MOrgan cause she's the one loaning me seasons of SG-1 and cackling gleefully and Ann for disturbing icons. (dude... Sam as Sailor Moon? Brrrrrrrr...)
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"Daaaaannnnyyyy..."
The brown-haired archeologist ignored his companion, stubborningly pushing his glasses higher on his face as he studies the strange carvings on the wall of the underground cavern they were in.
The cry became louder. "Daaaaaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyy...."
More ignoring.
"Daaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy..." The two-syllable word stretches into seven.
"Oh, for cryin' out loud, Jack!" The archaeologist spins around to glare at his increasingly smug friend. "I -know- you're bored with this sort of stuff, but I'm trying to work here!"
Colonel Jack O'Neill smiles back, looking incredibly pleased with himself. "Find anything interesting, Daniel?"
Dr. Daniel Jackson settles back on his heels, his voice increasingly sarcastic. "Other than the fact that whatever this Gao'uld was trying to create was on the large side, no."
"So... wait." The third member of their group, Major Samantha Carter, shifts her weight to one hip, settling the weapon she was carrying more comfortably. "This guy was creating large weapons of destruction? Lovely."
"Creatures, actually." Daniel flashes a quick smile at Sam as he pushes up his glasses again. "But yes, essentially weapons of mass destruction when you get right down to it."
Jack frowns. "How big are we talking here, Daniel? Bigger than a bread box? Bigger than a house?"
"Well... I can't be completely certain, this is an unusual dialect of Gao'uld-"
"Daniel."
"Think Godzilla."
"Ooo..." Their leader's eyes go wide as he whistles in admiration. "Biiiiiiiiigggg."
The fourth and final member of their small group speaks up. "One could surmise that this is where that particular genre of monster movie came from."
The three humans turn to stare at their large Jaffa friend. "You've been watching late night movies again, haven't you?" Samantha comments fondly.
"They are most... interesting." Teal'c deadpans.
"That's it Teal'c." Jack pats the large dark man on the shoulder. "No more late movie watching without the rest of us. They'll rot your brain."
Teal'c's reply is lost as a blond hair teenager runs in, shouting in Japanese as his Sherlock Holmes-style coat flared out behind him. His dash into the room is brought to a rapid halt as three semi-automatic weapons immediately swing to aim in his direction. The blond slowly raises his hands, a piece of paper clutched in one of them.
"That's a good boy." Jack drawls, subtly placing himself between the intruder and the crouching Daniel. "Let's just take this nice and easy, shall we?"
"Yanks?" Despite the language he'd been shouting earlier, the blond's voice is thoroughly British in its confusion. "What are a bunch of American Military doing on a Japanese Shrine Basement?"
"That's not important." Sam snaps. No one is supposed to know that they're there in the first place. "How did you find us here?"
"My name is Hakuba. Saguru Hakuba." Hakuba carefully lowers the hand with the paper in it, holding it out. At Jack's nod, Sam takes the paper, unfolding the crumpled sheet. She gives it a glance, then hands it to her commander. Jack spares it a glance. Its cardstock, covered in Japanese writing with a cartoon face on the bottom. Not that any of them could -read- Japanese, so its pretty much worthless as far as proof. "I'm in pursuit of the International Criminal 1412, better known as 'Kid the Phantom Thief'. I just deciphered his latest warning notice which stated that he was coming -here- to steal 'Eye of Timaeus'."
"Timaeus!" Daniel releases a joyful shout, bouncing towards a set of the walls he'd been looking at. "Yes! That was it! It's right here! The Eye of Timaeus, the Claw of Hermos and the Horn of-"
Daniel's exuberant chatter is cut off by the arrival of another person. A very large person. A very irritated person. A very naked person, except for a white sock on his right foot.
"Teal'c!"
There's only a moment's hesitation before all the weapons in the room,--including Daniel's, still by the wall he'd been examining-- are pointed at the first and fully clothed Teal'c.
Hakuba looks outraged. "Did you have to steal ALL of his clothing?!"
A cloud of smoke momentarily envelops the false Teal'c, dissipating quickly. There's no nothing there when the smoke clears a moment later, leaving the military personal looking around in anger and confusion. Teal'c remains in the door way, doing a very good impression of an impassable door.
"Hey!" The heavily accented voice is younger as a white clad figure in a white tux, top hat and cape draws their attention to the top of the room, where he's standing close to the ceiling, looking down at them. The shadows of the hat and a white monocle hide most of his features, but he still manages to look aloofly indignant. "He was like that when I took the uniform!"
"And the sock?" Daniel somehow manages to look more curious than embarrassed over the question, but only by a fraction. The slight blush is not helping.
"I needed it for padding."
The question of 'where' buzzed silently around the room for a moment but thankfully went unasked.
Teal'c raises an eyebrow, looking vaguely smug to those who know him. "Indeed."
"Give back the Jewel, Kid." Hakuba sighs.
"Don't have it." The white clad thief seems to -flicker- for a moment, then reappears on the other side of the room, holding a gem half the size of his head in one hand. The jewel appears to pulse in his hand, the yellow with red edges and a black line down the centre that looked eerily like a Dragon's Eye. "Now I do!"
Jack cocks his weapon, the sound of metal on metal loud and harsh in the cavern. "And now you're giving it back." He says easily.
Kid grimaces. Hakuba slaps his forehead with a palm. Jack's team-mates look amused.
"One question before this escalates." Daniel raises a hand. "What made you choose Teal'c to impersonate?"
A quick silver grin flashes across the thief's face. "Easiest to do so with limited amount of knowledge. All I had to do was look constipated and spout random comments." A brief frown follows the grin. "Although the gas should have kept him out for several more hours..."
Relief from Daniel and Sam flickers across their faces. They're extremely protective of their alien friend and that included him being revealed as such.
"Right." Jack raised an impatient eyebrow. "Now back to the business at hand..."
"Certainly." A grin that could only be called 'devilish' spread across the thief's face before the room erupted in smoke again.
"HOLD FIRE!" Jack roars as there's sounds of skirmish by the door. "Stay where you are!" The smoke clears after a few moments, leaving the room in a hazy fog-like state.
"Where is he?" Hakuba growls, the coat flaring out again as he turns to examine the room.
"Teal'c?" Jack snaps.
"I am uninjured." Teal'c is wrestling with something and as the smoke clears a little bit more, it's clear that he's attempting to dislodge his uniform off of him. "I apologise, I was unable to prevent his escape."
"Yeah. He does that." Hakuba waves it off, a weary dignity falling around him like a mantle. "I'm sure the Eye will be returned before you leave. Gentlemen, a pleasure, but I have a thief to catch."
"Sir?" Sam questions. Jack waves her off.
"Let him go." The safety is put back on his gun as he glances around. They don't have jurisdiction here. "Everyone okay?"
"Fine, sir."
"I'm okay."
"Good." Jack crosses his arms, glaring around the room. "See? This is why we don't like to leave the States when we find damn Gao'uld remains halfway across the world."
Daniel shakes his head, returning to his translations as Sam rolls her eyes, taking up a guarding position. Jack glares at them and begins pacing around the room like a caged tiger like he had been doing before heckling Daniel.
Silence descends once more.
Teal'c speaks up from untangling his clothing from the mess the thief had twisted them into during his escape. "...There's something in my sock..."
-fin-
Teal'c needs to get dressed, he's scaring the horse. *pats Hakuba*
Sorry. Was gonna go for Tiger Striped Thong for Teal'c (oni joke) but... SOCKS!!!
-it kinda took over.
Needed a Random Jewel. The three items mentioned are actually Yu-Gi-Oh Cards from the 'Summoning the Dragons' arc:
Yuugi: Eye of Timaeus
Jounouchi: Claw of Hermos
Kaiba: Horn of Critias
The Butterflies, Lighthouse and celtic knot stuff is mine. In process of a kick-ass gargoyle. ^___^
Um... I -think- blame for this goes to Po'e, but is being shared with Dogmatix, Ysabet, Ann and MOrgan. MOrgan cause she's the one loaning me seasons of SG-1 and cackling gleefully and Ann for disturbing icons. (dude... Sam as Sailor Moon? Brrrrrrrr...)
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"Daaaaannnnyyyy..."
The brown-haired archeologist ignored his companion, stubborningly pushing his glasses higher on his face as he studies the strange carvings on the wall of the underground cavern they were in.
The cry became louder. "Daaaaaaaaannnnnnyyyyyyy...."
More ignoring.
"Daaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy..." The two-syllable word stretches into seven.
"Oh, for cryin' out loud, Jack!" The archaeologist spins around to glare at his increasingly smug friend. "I -know- you're bored with this sort of stuff, but I'm trying to work here!"
Colonel Jack O'Neill smiles back, looking incredibly pleased with himself. "Find anything interesting, Daniel?"
Dr. Daniel Jackson settles back on his heels, his voice increasingly sarcastic. "Other than the fact that whatever this Gao'uld was trying to create was on the large side, no."
"So... wait." The third member of their group, Major Samantha Carter, shifts her weight to one hip, settling the weapon she was carrying more comfortably. "This guy was creating large weapons of destruction? Lovely."
"Creatures, actually." Daniel flashes a quick smile at Sam as he pushes up his glasses again. "But yes, essentially weapons of mass destruction when you get right down to it."
Jack frowns. "How big are we talking here, Daniel? Bigger than a bread box? Bigger than a house?"
"Well... I can't be completely certain, this is an unusual dialect of Gao'uld-"
"Daniel."
"Think Godzilla."
"Ooo..." Their leader's eyes go wide as he whistles in admiration. "Biiiiiiiiigggg."
The fourth and final member of their small group speaks up. "One could surmise that this is where that particular genre of monster movie came from."
The three humans turn to stare at their large Jaffa friend. "You've been watching late night movies again, haven't you?" Samantha comments fondly.
"They are most... interesting." Teal'c deadpans.
"That's it Teal'c." Jack pats the large dark man on the shoulder. "No more late movie watching without the rest of us. They'll rot your brain."
Teal'c's reply is lost as a blond hair teenager runs in, shouting in Japanese as his Sherlock Holmes-style coat flared out behind him. His dash into the room is brought to a rapid halt as three semi-automatic weapons immediately swing to aim in his direction. The blond slowly raises his hands, a piece of paper clutched in one of them.
"That's a good boy." Jack drawls, subtly placing himself between the intruder and the crouching Daniel. "Let's just take this nice and easy, shall we?"
"Yanks?" Despite the language he'd been shouting earlier, the blond's voice is thoroughly British in its confusion. "What are a bunch of American Military doing on a Japanese Shrine Basement?"
"That's not important." Sam snaps. No one is supposed to know that they're there in the first place. "How did you find us here?"
"My name is Hakuba. Saguru Hakuba." Hakuba carefully lowers the hand with the paper in it, holding it out. At Jack's nod, Sam takes the paper, unfolding the crumpled sheet. She gives it a glance, then hands it to her commander. Jack spares it a glance. Its cardstock, covered in Japanese writing with a cartoon face on the bottom. Not that any of them could -read- Japanese, so its pretty much worthless as far as proof. "I'm in pursuit of the International Criminal 1412, better known as 'Kid the Phantom Thief'. I just deciphered his latest warning notice which stated that he was coming -here- to steal 'Eye of Timaeus'."
"Timaeus!" Daniel releases a joyful shout, bouncing towards a set of the walls he'd been looking at. "Yes! That was it! It's right here! The Eye of Timaeus, the Claw of Hermos and the Horn of-"
Daniel's exuberant chatter is cut off by the arrival of another person. A very large person. A very irritated person. A very naked person, except for a white sock on his right foot.
"Teal'c!"
There's only a moment's hesitation before all the weapons in the room,--including Daniel's, still by the wall he'd been examining-- are pointed at the first and fully clothed Teal'c.
Hakuba looks outraged. "Did you have to steal ALL of his clothing?!"
A cloud of smoke momentarily envelops the false Teal'c, dissipating quickly. There's no nothing there when the smoke clears a moment later, leaving the military personal looking around in anger and confusion. Teal'c remains in the door way, doing a very good impression of an impassable door.
"Hey!" The heavily accented voice is younger as a white clad figure in a white tux, top hat and cape draws their attention to the top of the room, where he's standing close to the ceiling, looking down at them. The shadows of the hat and a white monocle hide most of his features, but he still manages to look aloofly indignant. "He was like that when I took the uniform!"
"And the sock?" Daniel somehow manages to look more curious than embarrassed over the question, but only by a fraction. The slight blush is not helping.
"I needed it for padding."
The question of 'where' buzzed silently around the room for a moment but thankfully went unasked.
Teal'c raises an eyebrow, looking vaguely smug to those who know him. "Indeed."
"Give back the Jewel, Kid." Hakuba sighs.
"Don't have it." The white clad thief seems to -flicker- for a moment, then reappears on the other side of the room, holding a gem half the size of his head in one hand. The jewel appears to pulse in his hand, the yellow with red edges and a black line down the centre that looked eerily like a Dragon's Eye. "Now I do!"
Jack cocks his weapon, the sound of metal on metal loud and harsh in the cavern. "And now you're giving it back." He says easily.
Kid grimaces. Hakuba slaps his forehead with a palm. Jack's team-mates look amused.
"One question before this escalates." Daniel raises a hand. "What made you choose Teal'c to impersonate?"
A quick silver grin flashes across the thief's face. "Easiest to do so with limited amount of knowledge. All I had to do was look constipated and spout random comments." A brief frown follows the grin. "Although the gas should have kept him out for several more hours..."
Relief from Daniel and Sam flickers across their faces. They're extremely protective of their alien friend and that included him being revealed as such.
"Right." Jack raised an impatient eyebrow. "Now back to the business at hand..."
"Certainly." A grin that could only be called 'devilish' spread across the thief's face before the room erupted in smoke again.
"HOLD FIRE!" Jack roars as there's sounds of skirmish by the door. "Stay where you are!" The smoke clears after a few moments, leaving the room in a hazy fog-like state.
"Where is he?" Hakuba growls, the coat flaring out again as he turns to examine the room.
"Teal'c?" Jack snaps.
"I am uninjured." Teal'c is wrestling with something and as the smoke clears a little bit more, it's clear that he's attempting to dislodge his uniform off of him. "I apologise, I was unable to prevent his escape."
"Yeah. He does that." Hakuba waves it off, a weary dignity falling around him like a mantle. "I'm sure the Eye will be returned before you leave. Gentlemen, a pleasure, but I have a thief to catch."
"Sir?" Sam questions. Jack waves her off.
"Let him go." The safety is put back on his gun as he glances around. They don't have jurisdiction here. "Everyone okay?"
"Fine, sir."
"I'm okay."
"Good." Jack crosses his arms, glaring around the room. "See? This is why we don't like to leave the States when we find damn Gao'uld remains halfway across the world."
Daniel shakes his head, returning to his translations as Sam rolls her eyes, taking up a guarding position. Jack glares at them and begins pacing around the room like a caged tiger like he had been doing before heckling Daniel.
Silence descends once more.
Teal'c speaks up from untangling his clothing from the mess the thief had twisted them into during his escape. "...There's something in my sock..."
-fin-
Teal'c needs to get dressed, he's scaring the horse. *pats Hakuba*
Sorry. Was gonna go for Tiger Striped Thong for Teal'c (oni joke) but... SOCKS!!!
-it kinda took over.
Needed a Random Jewel. The three items mentioned are actually Yu-Gi-Oh Cards from the 'Summoning the Dragons' arc:
Yuugi: Eye of Timaeus
Jounouchi: Claw of Hermos
Kaiba: Horn of Critias
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Date: 2005-03-30 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-03-30 08:02 pm (UTC)-and he used Icka instead of my real name, so I'm doubly happy!!!
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Date: 2005-03-30 07:38 am (UTC)...you ever gonna tell us what was in there? *snickers*
I can't believe you went through with this x-over. XD Genius. Absolutely genius~! Except one thing. In SG-1, Jack states himself that his name is spelt O'Neill...TWO Ls...>.>;;; He said this because some guy was following him around, asking questions.
"If my name ever gets in the history books...O'Neill. Two Ls. The other Jack O'Neil doesn't have a sense of humor."
>.>;;; Yeah, he said something like that. *sweatdrops* Besides that, I nearly died laughing. XD
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Date: 2005-03-30 07:59 pm (UTC)"Yeah. He does that." Hakuba waves it off, a weary dignity falling around him like a mantle. "I'm sure the Eye will be returned before you leave. Gentlemen, a pleasure, but I have a thief to catch."
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Eep! Thanks for the 2 LLs thing. Will fix.
Glad you enjoyed it! ((Huggles!))
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Date: 2005-03-30 09:31 pm (UTC)But you made it seem so naughty! XDD
Glad to be of service~~! ^.~!
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Date: 2005-04-01 05:54 am (UTC)*slumps and walks slowly away, absently mindedly removing Teal'c's -er-stuffed sock*
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Date: 2005-03-30 09:10 am (UTC)Heh, knew I had heard then somewhere before. The "Summoning the Dragons" arc is currently being played in German TV (which was my biggest source of anime untill I met my boyfriend).
They had just gotten to (SPOILER)
Jou's soul being captured(end SPOILER), and then they re-run the entire arc T-TAnyway, even though I don't know jack shite about SG-1, the fic was hillarious!
*snickers madly*
Date: 2005-04-03 10:04 pm (UTC)...Poor Teal'c...
...gah. Not got any particular plunny at the moment, but I've a sinking feeling the muses will bludgeon us with random repeat encounters between the two groups. When they do, I'm holding you entirely responsible! *snerk*