The Quest for Teal'c Underpants

[ickaimp]

Happy Black Friday.
... okay, technically, there's nothing -happy- about it, but it's the one day of the year I wear a crucifix, so *shrugs*

Anyway, question. Stargate fandom:

What Kind of Underwear Does Teal'c Wear?

If no one knows, he's just gonna end up naked in a fic.
... shaddup. ¬_¬

Oh, for MOrgan. >D

Comments

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

Omg.. OMG... FUNDOSHI! XD;;;;;; *now has a dirty dirty mind, ew* xD;;;;

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

S'okay, was trying to explain it to MOrgan and Sean last night and the best I could come up with was 'twisted butt floss'. @_@;;

But hey, now you know how to tie one... ^________^

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... dunno about the underwear, but if nobody knows then you get to MAKE SOMETHING UP! YAYYY! Like... a leopard-printed thong? Something plaid? Who knows? In his culture, maybe it's considered manly to wear silk with ruffles or whatever... **shudders** After all, in 18th-century Europe, really froofy lace was considered appropriate for men's shirts. ^__^

Teal'c has a mighty staff.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Well... if he doesn't wear any, Voices have this mental picture odd mental picture.

"Okay... just put down the staff... thing and we can talk about this."
"Even if he puts down the blaster thingie he's still frikkin armed!!!!"

This is for the MK/SG-1 crossover, BTW. ^_____________^

Re: Teal'c has a mighty staff.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

o_O...... that made some pretty severely weird mental images, you know.....

Re: Teal'c has a mighty staff.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Always glad ta help!! XD

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[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

...

Well, unless he's switched to what you buy at a mall, or the military stores... it might well be a fundoshi!

*snicker*

[ladyblue42.livejournal.com]

I've never seen it in an episode, but he seems like a boxers guy to me.

[raventhourne.livejournal.com]

not normal boxers the tight ones with the spandex like mel wears to fight...hanes has some great ones with no tags or waistbands...

boxer briefs (http://www.hanes.com/mens/7460.jsp) He'd probably wear red.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Boxer Briefs or None were our best guess last night. At least from what I can remember of the conversation, most of it I spent trying to remember how to breathe from laughing so hard. #^^# Hee

[kurobahikaru.livejournal.com]

Honestly? Remembering the leather skirt he was wearing in the pilot movie, it's either some kind of ... argh, what's the word... like Tarzan wore... That thing. *can't remember* ;.; Or when he got processed for military service Earthside, they gave him standard-issue tighty-whities.

Unless he likes the breeze... >.>; <.<;; >.>;;; *hides from Teal'c*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

what's the word... like Tarzan wore...

Buttflap?

Hee hee hee. Just kidding. Loincloth. ^_____________^

Dude, love your icon!! XD

[kurobahikaru.livejournal.com]

Exactly! *hates her brain, for it only remembers things on accident hours later* And buttflaps are on footie pajamas. *remembering Muppet Babies* XDDD

Thank you. XD And it's true. Subtext=buttsex, and it makes the slash fangirls happier for it. XDDDD

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

'Buttflap' joke comes from the 'George of the Jungle' movie with Brendon Fraser. -which I no longer have because my sister stole it on the grounds that it's Brendon Fraser with 4% bodyfat running around in a BUTTFLAP!"
-her words, not mine. ^^;;

Subtext=buttsex, and it makes the slash fangirls happier for it.

YES!!!
And remember: Slashing is more fun as a group activity. >^.^

[kurobahikaru.livejournal.com]

*dies* That's beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. ^o^

Damn straight! Or, well, not. >XDDDD

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

I must SEE this movie. Y'all can keep your Brad Pitts and all the rest of the pretty boys; I want to watch Brendon Fraser in a buttflap. **rubs hands together**

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

*sneaks into the converstation and tries to be unobtrusive*
We have it and you are welcome to borrow it if you like. Though I have to admit I have more of a fondness for the "what is it with women and horses scene."

My 2¢

[franzeska]

loincloth or snake-print thong

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[jeva-chan.livejournal.com]

Leopard printed thong XD

I have NO idea where to join in...

[sirah-fires.livejournal.com]

I know I was subconsciously chanting, "Naked Teal'c, Naked Teal'c" "Naked Teal'c, Naked Teal'c" "Naked Teal'c, Naked Teal'c" quite faster than I thought my mental voice could go... *scratches head & shrugs* "Dunno?"

THEN I clicked on the link and was astounded by the Asian butt-floss, and wondered vaugely what the writing on the front meant before a small voice supplied the WRONG answer...
{"Please wash before using if grit or sand has dried onto or imbeded into the fabric." X~: (you can never be sure when idiot americans are involved...)}

Then saw the great subtext icon... (is there anyone I need to credit to steal it?)
Worst thing, it made me think of a kewl quote I was granted by a Mr. Jim Horner (whose already sent me payment for 2 Reconnective healing sessions!! yay! but at a healthy 72 he doesn't seem to need it...)

'Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous' ~ James Horner

kewl huh?

[summercloud.livejournal.com]

You know what they say about guy tenors and tight underwear?

Maybe that's why Teal'c is always so... so...

Yeah.

Looking at the pic of Japanese guys walking around the streets in fundoshi, I was thinking, "gee, they'd get arrested for that if they tried it around here." Which is a good thing.