Note to Self:
Feb. 21st, 2005 09:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Never -ever- let a ferret steal sips of your soup. Even if they are sneaky and do it when you're not looking.
Because then they crawl up your legs like King Kong up the Empire State building, attempt to steal boxes of rasins, scatter your floppy disks and try to take over the keyboard to write bad nudie ferret pOrn on the internet.
So bad soup stealing ferrets. No more soup for you.
Oh, MOrgan? Didja know that The Tenth Muse worked on a Due South Virtual Season?
http://members.fortunecity.com/dssvs/
Because then they crawl up your legs like King Kong up the Empire State building, attempt to steal boxes of rasins, scatter your floppy disks and try to take over the keyboard to write bad nudie ferret pOrn on the internet.
So bad soup stealing ferrets. No more soup for you.
Oh, MOrgan? Didja know that The Tenth Muse worked on a Due South Virtual Season?
http://members.fortunecity.com/dssvs/
*snerk*
Date: 2005-02-21 04:53 pm (UTC)Re: *snerk*
Date: 2005-02-21 07:01 pm (UTC)Yes, cats, evil fluffy fiends, who take over your chairs, sleeps in your lap, and steals the food of your plates. And some of the tings they've typed on my keyboard?
I will not repeat it (I still think she was only lucky to hit those keys >.>)
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2005-02-21 09:21 pm (UTC)Mine don't type. But one of the cats I take care of at my house, Demon, likes to watch me move the mouse. Then help me move the mouse. Then sit on the monitor and watch the cursor move. And attempt to catch the cursor.
However, both cats are fond of chocolate cake and will also steal ramen given half a chance. Not just the broth, the noodles too. o_O
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange creatures. >^.^
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2005-02-21 09:33 pm (UTC)Yes, very strange...
Our gray, fluffy kitten, Dawn, is apperantly obsessed with crawling behind my desk, and under my bed...
The general joke around the house is:
"Really, it's time for you to clean! Look at the size of this dust-bunny!" *holding up Dawn*
>.>
<.<
I think every cat i found of chocolate... And Dawn will eat ANYTHING, as long as we (her humans) eat it...
Can't even munch an apple without getting a paw in the face for not sharing >.
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2005-02-22 02:16 am (UTC)>_<
I keep expecting to have to make an emergency run to the vet.
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2005-02-22 07:05 am (UTC)She crawls up my leg, or finds someplace from which she can jump onto my shoulder, and then puts her claws into my arm until I let go >.<
Our other cat, Trunte, is much friendlier...
She only make you trip...
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2005-02-22 11:32 am (UTC)And she liked the *weirdest* things! Like licorice. Fresh Darrel Lea licorice, to be precise. If I was eating it, she had to have a little bit, and if she didn't get that little bit she would ambush me like a ninja, steal a whole strip, run away with it to somewhere secret, eat just a little bit, dribble all over the rest, and leave it oozing black goo all over the carpet. Her methods for stealing sweetened condensed milk were messier. Potato chips, peas, chewy candy, gingernut biscuits...
Ahem. And, er, I'm really sorry I wasn't online, Ickaluv...
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Date: 2005-02-22 04:57 am (UTC)-ria
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Date: 2005-02-23 02:14 am (UTC)You'll have to ask Magik, who's known on LJ as TheKeet.
Her website is also linked to on mischif, called 'Black Feathers'. ~_^
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Date: 2005-02-25 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-22 07:05 am (UTC)Meph likes to sit his kitty butt on the keyboard and send me into Standby, the evil rotter. And Baka just steps on everything.
*pouts* think all the good mangas been snitched. *sniffle* Teach me not to pay attention to LJ now doesn't?
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Date: 2005-02-23 08:06 am (UTC)