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For those not interested in Shades of Grey, here's something a bit more of the tradtional pairings...

Thanks to Sam Curt for the tower and resturant names.

+++ The Plan +++

"Moshi Moshi. Aoko desu." She answered her cellphone. Two sets of eyes, one pair violet, the other amber watched her expectantly as she did so. "Ah, Kazuha-chan!" she grinned. "How are you doing?"

Kaito and Hakuba relaxed went back to what they were doing. Namely, Kaito braiding the top half of blond boy's hair into lots and lots of little braids topped with beads as he sang Bob Marley reggae songs and Hakuba painting her toenails. She still hadn't quite figured out what they were doing in her room of all places, or why Hakuba was silently permitting Kaito braid his hair, or why Kaito had decided to teach Hakuba to paint nails, but she wasn't going to argue the end results either.

The company of two of the best looking guys at school, free live entertainment and painted nails. What more could a girl ask for?

Kaito switched over from an upbeat version of 'Sun is Shining' to a mellow 'No, woman. No cry' as Kazuha railed in her other ear.

Hakuba raised an eyebrow. "Is everything alright?"

She put a hand over her cellphone's receiver. "Kazuha-chan wants to get Shin'ichi-kun and Ran-chan together. She's been talking to Ran-chan."

"I wanna help!" Kaito immediately brightened. "I wanna help!!"

The blond thought this over. "What does Edogawa say about this?"

"I wanna help!"

Aoko waited until Kazuha paused briefly to take a breath before passing on the question.

"She says that Conan-kun is about ready to kill his larger self." Aoko relayed back with a grin. "Or find a nice length of rope to tie his twin and Ran-kun together...." She blushed. "Naked."

"Ah." Hakuba nodded. "Consider me available if you require assistance for what ever plan is concocted."

"WANNA HELP!" Kaito cheered, even more enthusiastically if that was possible.

"Help has recruited itself." Aoko passed on dryly. Kazuha laughed merrily as Hakuba rolled his eyes and gently blew on the nail polish he had just applied to help it dry faster.

She repressed a giggle, the air tickled. "Kazuha-chan says you can't help unless you ask a certain someone out to dinner first'." She informed Kaito.

The violet-eyed boy gave her a petulant look over the blond's head. "But I already asked Hakuba over for dinner last week!" He whined in complete innocence.

Kaito promptly found himself eating carpet, both she and Hakuba sitting on him, Hakuba on the shoulders, she on his legs. Hakuba politely pulled the other boy's shirt out of his pants, baring the pale skin of Kaito's back as she grabbed a marker off the desk and pulled the cap off with her teeth.

"Thank you Hakuba-kun."

"Mmmrrrphhh!"

"You are most welcome." Hakuba said stiffly, before reaching for the selection of nail polishes and grabbing one of a violet hue, which he then began to carefully apply to the magician's hands. "Don't move or you'll ruin it." He advised.

Kaito dug his face out of the carpet. "Is this anyway to treat your Master?!" He demanded hotly.

Aoko raised an eyebrow. She was aware that Kaito and Hakuba's relationship had dramatically changed recently, something about Hakuba's pale demeanour, but she wasn't completely enlightened as to the cause of these changes. Although anything that brought the two rivalling boys together on a frequent and friendly basis would be something worth investigating, there were other times she felt it best not to inquire too deeply as to the reasonings for the changes in relationship went.

"Stuff it, Bloodsucker." Hakuba retorted.

"It was just that ONE TIME." Kaito protested. Aoko noticed that he kept his hands still anyway, despite his grumbling and his back twitching under her moving marker.

"Kazuha says that whatever we did was probably exactly how one's master should be treated." She announced. Hakuba looked stoically amused.

On the other hand, there were days when she felt -entirely- out of the loop.

"So I take it you have a plan?" She asked Kazuha, adding scales to the fish she had just drawn jumping across Kaito's spine.

"Still wanna help!" Kaito called.

"Why are you so eager to help?" She queried back suspiciously, adding a smaller fish beside that one.

"Cause then Kudo'd owe ME, and maybe GET OFF MY BACK."

"In other words, he'd be too distracted snogging Ran to deal with you." Hakuba translated.

"Precisely." Kaito agreed unashamedly. "Wanna help!"

"This weekend sound good to discuss plans?" Aoko asked with a small resigned sigh, starting on a third fish.

Kazuha enthusiastically approved.

..........//Ö\\.....................

"Oi, Kudo." With that scant warning, Kudo Shin'ichi suddenly found himself swept up the stairs to his house, carried along by the combined inertia and mass of Hakuba Saguru, Hattori Heiji and the dark clad, sunglasses wearing Kaitou Kid.

"Hey! Wait! What are you doing?!" He protested, squirming in their determined grasp to no avail.

"Something that should have been rectified quite some time ago." Hakuba informed him dryly as they escorted him briskly to his room, where his younger self was waiting for them.

"I've got his clothes laid out." Edogawa Conan said upon their entrance. Kid shut and secured the door behind him, having already long sealed the windows shut to prevent escape through those means. Hakuba and Hattori proceeded to drop the startled Shin'ichi on his bed, not quite releasing him.

"Ya have one of two choices, Kudo." Hattori informed him cheerfully.

"Choice number one," Hakuba intoned.

"Ya don't put up any argument and do what we politely ask ya ta do." The werewolf motioned to the clothes neatly laid out next to them. "Primarily fer the moment, put those on."

"Choice number two,"

"We put 'em ya."

Both Hattori and Kid grinned, currently dull fangs glinting in the low light. Shin'ichi swallowed, quickly glancing at the two still holding him, then at his smaller half.

Conan crossed his arms, a stubborn look on his face that brooked no room for disagreements. "It's for your own good, Niichan."

Kudo winced. "I can dress myself." He demurred.

"Glad ta hear it." Hattori released Kudo and tilted his head in the Kid's direction. "We'll finish this part up. Go ahead and get ready fer your part."

With a salute and a flash of pink smoke, the thief vanished, the still locked door at his back. Conan stubbornly positioned himself in front of the door. Shin'ichi let out a pained grimace at the lack of support from someone who was essentially himself, smaller.

Hakuba released the blue-eyed detective as well and backed up to give him a few feet of space. "If it is any consolation, Aoko-kun, Kazuha-chan and Sonoko-chan are giving your girlfriend a similar treatment at her residence."

This snapped Shin'ichi's attention out of the minor funk he was currently residing in. "Ran?"

"Yup." Hattori grinned. "So the sooner ya get dressed, the sooner you can see her, huh?"

Suddenly, they didn't have a problem getting Shin'ichi into the suit that had been laid out for him.

..........//Ö\\.....................

"Are you sure this looks alright?" Ran asked nervously, turning on her toes to inspect the back of the dress in the mirror for the fifteenth time.

"It's perfect." Sonoko reassured her. "Shin'ichi's gonna love it."

Kazuha chuckled. "You could show up in a burlap rice sack and Shin'ichi wouldn't care. Relax, Ran-chan."

"Yes, but..." Ran fidgeted nervously.

"We got it covered." Kazuha grinned. "Trust us."

"And-" Aoko handed her something shiny and metallic. "If he does try to run off, use these. I borrowed them from Hakuba-kun."

Ran took one look at the object in her hand and started giggling.

"Not that that's going to happen." Sonoko amended, slinging an arm around her best friend's shoulders, Ran allowing herself to be pulled into the hug. "Because our boy Shin'ichi is madly head over heels for our Ran."

"And in case of a sudden cause of death, we've got it covered." Kazuha added, leaning on Ran's open side, wrapping her arm around Ran's back.

"So you just sit back, relax and have a good time, okay?" Aoko grinned, slinging her arms around Kazuha and Sonoko, drawing them all together in a group hug and cheerfully bumping everyone's heads together. "This is for you."

"All right." Ran giggled, releasing Kazuha to wipe the corners of her eyes. "I guess I am worrying too much."

A car horn beeped from below the window. "That would be them." Kazuha gave Ran one last squeeze before releasing her, the group huddle falling away.

Sonoko stuck her head out the window. "SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!!!"

"I think everyone in the neighbourhood heard that..." Kazuha commented dryly.

"Well... she will be." Aoko shrugged. "Ready, Ran-kun?"

"No?" Ran ventured timidly, the butterflies returning to her stomach with a vengeance.

"Perfect." The three other girls tugged her out of her room and down the stairs. Hakuba, his hair sticking out every which way in a mess of braids, was waiting for them at the bottom of the stairs. His face as impassive as ever, he walked over and opened the car door for her.

"Um. Nice hair." She commented as Kazuha and Sonoko did everything except push her inside the vehicle. He inclined his head blandly and shut the door behind her once she took her seat.

Shin'ichi, looking as handsome and as nervous as she'd ever seen him, smiled at her.

Heart in her throat, she smiled back.

..........//Ö\\.....................

"Bored." Kaito yawned.

"I'm well aware of that fact, thank you." Hakuba grumped from the passenger side of the front of the limousine he was currently acting as the driver for. Being the only one in the group with the know-how to drive a car and having the fake IDs to match did have it's disadvantages. "You've only stated so over dozen times in the past thirty seven minutes."

"Hakubaaaaaaa..." Kaito moaned, slumping sideways in the seat, his head resting against the undead boy's shoulder. "Entertain meee..."

Hakuba pushed him upright with one arm, none too gently. "No."

"Ch'." Kaito sulked. Stupid blond wouldn't play cards, wouldn't play 'I-spy' games and had removed all of his reading material before he got in the car. Something about gem and mineral magazines being 'improper reading' for a kaitou. Spoilsport. So what if he was mixing a little bit of business in with his... no, he couldn't quite call this 'pleasure'.

Now what Hattori and Kazuha were doing, that could be considered pleasure. Those two had lucked out in the roles department, eating dinner at the top of the Beika Tower in the revolving Arséné restaurant to keeping an eye out for trouble. If something did happen, Heiji was there to take care of it and Ran was under orders to use Hakuba's cuffs that Aoko had slipped her and make sure that Shin'ichi wasn't going anywhere.

Kudo was a closet romantic. Who knew?

And here he was, stuck with the silent wonder. Which wasn't so bad, most of the time anyway, but when he was bored, it just sucked.

It was too bad Aoko wasn't here. Then they could do something. Talk, or paint nails or something stupid. It was more fun lately, with the three of them.

A tap at his window made him glance up, then grin. Speaking of the devil. Aoko waggled a white paper bag at him, grinning wildly back. Hakuba opened his door, motioning for her to come around and get inside the car with a small smile. She dodged around the front of the vehicle, quickly diving into the car with a muffled laugh.

"I brought Mos-burger, that all right?" She bounced across the seats until she was in the middle, Hakuba climbing in after her so that the three of them were squished comfortably together. "Was kind of bored, so I figured I'd bring you dinner."

"Bless you." He took the offered burger with a grateful smile. The food was as welcome as the company. Hakuba thanked her as well, then just held the burger in the his hands, like he wasn't quite sure what to do with it. "If you aren't hungry, I'll eat it."

Hakuba passed the burger over with a grateful air. Kaito just smiled in return. After all, he -was- eating for two.

Fortunately, Aoko didn't notice the interchange, busy unwrapping her own burger. Hakuba smiled at her, leaning back in his seat and relaxing as he sat guard. Kaito quietly snickered into his own burger, sprawling back into his seat as well, bumping elbows with Aoko. She nudged him back, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.

It was kind of nice, the three of them out together eating dinner.

Felt almost a bit like a date...

-fin-
The whole 'wanna help scene' was written well over a year ago.
And then came Y-con.
Fourteen hour train trip from Tucson to Los Angeles. Two hour car trip from LA to Lancaster. Five hour car trip from Lancaster to San Fran.
By the time we got to the hotel and met up with Dogmatix and Po'e just before midnight, we were fried. Like an egg. Only worse. Many strange conversations ensued. (including one about crossdressing mer-men) Many plunnies mutated.
Such as this fic.
Such as Kudo being a romantic.
Such as the plunnie about that A: Hakuba receives energies from Kaito. Two: Kaito wubs Aoko. D: If Kaito's on a sugar high, so's Hakuba. So if Kaito's horny, Hakuba would be...
Yeah.

... need to find that sheet of plunnies we wrote down somewhere...

*giggles*

Date: 2005-01-20 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poe-nui.livejournal.com
1. I'm waiting for Kudo to learn what Aoko penned on his back... *grins*
2. "WANNA HELP!" *snickers madly*

*grins cheerfully and raises bowl of oatmeal in a toast* Here's to mutated plunnies! *snerk* and Master/zombie links!

Date: 2005-01-20 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
O.O! How could I overlook this series...Icka, you make me feel ashamed of myself! >..> Interesting idea...Hakuba feeling horny when Kaito does...*sits there and grins*

Date: 2005-01-20 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogmatix-san.livejournal.com
*cheers for mutated plunnies* XD *l* I'm both sorry for and cheering for Ran and Shin'ichi.

Date: 2005-01-20 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vikki.livejournal.com
Kudo IS a romantic. He just likes murders even more. XD;;;

Date: 2005-01-20 03:47 am (UTC)
soc_puppet: Dreamsheep as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time (Default)
From: [personal profile] soc_puppet
here's something a bit more of the tradtional pairings
Does this mean no wierd threesome thing ;_;? Or does it mean 'yes' wierd threesome thing (^_^) because it's only a _bit_ more of the traditional pairings?

"If he does try to run off, use these."
Or you could use them even if he _doesn't_ try to run off... Just a suggestion. *acts innocent*

Date: 2005-01-20 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com
Or does it mean 'yes' wierd threesome thing (^_^) because it's only a _bit_ more of the traditional pairings?


Exactly! ^_______________^

Still have another Vampyre WIP coming up (yes, Ysabet, the Beach one), will see what springs up there. Weird threesome seems to be kinda being one of those background things. #^^#

Um... we'll leave the handcuffs up to Ran's discretion.... ^___^

Re: *bounces up, waving tweed pocky*

Date: 2005-01-21 03:02 am (UTC)
soc_puppet: Dreamsheep as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time (Gadfly Productions)
From: [personal profile] soc_puppet
*eyes the tweed pocky with suspicion*
Just what sort of plunnies are we talking about here? (<---wants to do something to celebrate the wierd threesome thing but doesn't know what yet)

Re: *bounces up, waving tweed pocky*

Date: 2005-01-21 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poe-nui.livejournal.com
Weeeell, as the lemon!plunny given to,inflicted on? Icka is having an up-hill battle *snickers* with his victim - pretty much any friendship plunny involving Kaito and Hakuba (Aoko always allowed), possibly with an amused Akkako causing mayhem. *smirks* Actually, tweed pocky was referring to orange and chocolate pocky... it Looks like tweed *grins* and is *NUMMY!* Any and all addiciton to said "tweed" pocky is entirely Icka's fault.

*Wanders off muttering about un-born brats interferring with one's ability to eat one's addictions*

Date: 2005-01-30 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysabet.livejournal.com
YAY BEACH THING YAY BEACH THING YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Err. Sorry. Shouldn't have had CAptain Crunch for breakfast, I guess.

Date: 2005-01-20 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuncyn.livejournal.com
I'll say nothing about the handcuffs. Or the plunnie of Kaito being horny.

Note: Hattori talking in a slight Wolverine-ish accent is actually, pretty cute.

"Wanna Help!!" was amusing. XD

Can't wait for the beach scene! Wanna see! Wanna see! ^______^

Date: 2005-01-20 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com
So much love for this series. Loved the interaction between the "trio", as well as everyone ganging up on Shinichi (it's for your own good!) and the nail painting was very cute. And I want shared horniness fic now!!! *evil grin*

Date: 2005-01-20 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com
And I want shared horniness fic now!!! *evil grin*

Wh00t! *cheers in agreement*

Date: 2005-01-30 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com
Um... well, you're partly in luck.
Vamp!Beach fic is kinda re-writing itself, so it's not just Kaito drooling over Aoko in a bikini, but the three of them watching each other in beach gear. Kinda. #^^#
And Ran drooling over Shin'ichi and Kazuha drooling over Heiji in swim trunks.
Because I'm sorry, but just cannot do the whole speedo thing. *Shakes head*

But hey, you're welcome to take the plunnies and run. ^________^

Date: 2005-01-20 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosaginolegion.livejournal.com
*snigger*
"And in case of a sudden cause of death, we've got it covered."
*snigger*

Somewhere in the mystic land of Shinigami, whichever one is in charge of dropping dead bodies on Conan and/or Shin'ichi is sneezing.

A: Hakuba receives energies from Kaito. Two: Kaito wubs Aoko. D: If Kaito's on a sugar high, so's Hakuba. So if Kaito's horny, Hakuba would be..

Menage a trois anyone?

Date: 2005-01-30 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysabet.livejournal.com
@__@...... Okay, am still very slightly disturbed by Threesome-including-Zombie thought, but only slightly. Go for it, Icka! ^____________^

Date: 2005-01-30 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kosaginolegion.livejournal.com
Well, if by now it isn't obvious that Kosagi's brain runs towards peculiar liasons...

/^_^\

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