[drabbles] Holiday Fics
Dec. 18th, 2004 07:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpI apologise, we really should have more holiday pictures for people done, but lately we've been pulling a MOrgan, staggering home feeling wiped like a butt and pulling the first season of Stargate SG-1 over our head instead of doing what we should be doing. And drooling over Jack's gloves. >D (Daniel can keep Jack. We'll just take the fingerless gloves)
Unfortunately, we're now entering Hell Week in the retail business, so they're prolly not gonna get finished this week either. So until we can scrape some braincells together, here's some holiday drabbles to keep you busy. ^^;;
Kiwi, I'm not ignoring your calls, I'm simply not near the phone or at work when you call. I'm sorry.
+++ DC/MK +++
“Yo, Tantei-kun!” The Kid greeted him with a wave and a jaunty smile. “Wanna go for a ride?”
When the Kid note first announced that the thief was going to steal Santa’s Sleigh, Conan had thought it was some sort of holiday themed prank.
After all, it should be impossible to steal a mythological item from a nonexistent entity.
Yet, there the Kid was, in a flying sleigh pulled by reindeer, floating outside his window. Grinning.
Conan paused, then glanced down, a noise attracting his attention. “There's a fat man in a red suit down there screaming obscenities at you....”
-fin-
+++ R.O.D. OVA +++
'Agent Paper', the note from Joker read. 'I have an urgent mission requiring the utmost secrecy for you and you alone concerning the items in room 308 in headquarters. I require for you to completely cover the items found there in the special paper left for you. Your haste and discretion is appreciated. -Joker.'
"308," Yomiko Readman glanced at the door to verify it was the correct one before entering and looking around. She paused, pushing her glasses higher on her face and sighing. "Really, Joker. If you wanted me to wrap your Christmas presents, you should have just asked..."
+++ Yu-Gi-Oh! +++
"I'm telling ya, he's a dominatrix!"
"He is not."
"He is too!! He's got these shiny knee high boots, this big old belt with a HUGE buckle-"
"Does the name 'Muto Yuugi' ring any bells?"
"Yeah, but this guy carries a whip!"
"That does not necessarily mean that he is into Sado Machismo."
"Then how come he's always going around saying 'Ho' to everyone?"
"Mokuba..." Seto Kaiba sighed and favoured his younger brother with a strong glare. "Even in the remote possibility that Santa Claus really did exist, I can assure you that Santa Claus is NOT a dominatrix."
"Feh."
-fin-
+++ Saiyuki +++
Hakkai smelled the beaker of eggnog the other three men in his group had been drinking suspiciously. "There is rum in this."
"Yup!" Gojyo cheered, raising his glass in salute. "It's a holiday tradition! Want some?"
Hakkai shook his head. He could handle his liquor in a drinking contest just fine, but someone had to be responsible. "Are you sure that is a wise-"
Goku, who had been matching Gojyo and Sanzo drink for drink, suddenly pitched face first onto the table, face brightly flushed.
"Oh, dear."
"Ch'." Sanzo sniffed, taking another sip from his glass of eggnog. "Light weight."
-fin-
+++ FullMetal Alchemist +++
“They do too!” The small girl insisted.
“Animals, “ Her older brother glared “Do not talk on Christmas Eve.”
“Um… excuse me…” The children looked up to see a giant headless suit of armour standing before them; a small kitten sticking its head out of the neck. “Could I have my head back, please?” The kitten asked.
The children nodded, eyes wide.
“Thank you.” The kitten disappeared back inside the armour, an arm reaching up and taking the helmet off the top of the tree they were decorating. “Merry Christmas!” The kitten-controlled armour waved and walked away.
“…Told you so.”
-fin-
+++ Danny Phantom +++
“I am the Box Ghost!!! Soon all your marvelous squareness shall be mine!!!”
“Uh… Boxie? Mister Box Ghost? Sir?”
“I am the- um… Yeah?”
“I’ll make you a deal. If you wait until December 26… wait, no, that’s Boxing Day… December 27th, you can have all the empty boxes you want. You don’t have to empty them and I won’t fight you for it.”
“And if I choose to take them all now?”
“Then you get a one-way trip straight back to the Ghost Zone.”
“I am the Box Ghost!!! Soon, on the 27th, your marvelous squareness shall be mine!”
-fin-
Unfortunately, we're now entering Hell Week in the retail business, so they're prolly not gonna get finished this week either. So until we can scrape some braincells together, here's some holiday drabbles to keep you busy. ^^;;
Kiwi, I'm not ignoring your calls, I'm simply not near the phone or at work when you call. I'm sorry.
+++ DC/MK +++
“Yo, Tantei-kun!” The Kid greeted him with a wave and a jaunty smile. “Wanna go for a ride?”
When the Kid note first announced that the thief was going to steal Santa’s Sleigh, Conan had thought it was some sort of holiday themed prank.
After all, it should be impossible to steal a mythological item from a nonexistent entity.
Yet, there the Kid was, in a flying sleigh pulled by reindeer, floating outside his window. Grinning.
Conan paused, then glanced down, a noise attracting his attention. “There's a fat man in a red suit down there screaming obscenities at you....”
-fin-
+++ R.O.D. OVA +++
'Agent Paper', the note from Joker read. 'I have an urgent mission requiring the utmost secrecy for you and you alone concerning the items in room 308 in headquarters. I require for you to completely cover the items found there in the special paper left for you. Your haste and discretion is appreciated. -Joker.'
"308," Yomiko Readman glanced at the door to verify it was the correct one before entering and looking around. She paused, pushing her glasses higher on her face and sighing. "Really, Joker. If you wanted me to wrap your Christmas presents, you should have just asked..."
+++ Yu-Gi-Oh! +++
"I'm telling ya, he's a dominatrix!"
"He is not."
"He is too!! He's got these shiny knee high boots, this big old belt with a HUGE buckle-"
"Does the name 'Muto Yuugi' ring any bells?"
"Yeah, but this guy carries a whip!"
"That does not necessarily mean that he is into Sado Machismo."
"Then how come he's always going around saying 'Ho' to everyone?"
"Mokuba..." Seto Kaiba sighed and favoured his younger brother with a strong glare. "Even in the remote possibility that Santa Claus really did exist, I can assure you that Santa Claus is NOT a dominatrix."
"Feh."
-fin-
+++ Saiyuki +++
Hakkai smelled the beaker of eggnog the other three men in his group had been drinking suspiciously. "There is rum in this."
"Yup!" Gojyo cheered, raising his glass in salute. "It's a holiday tradition! Want some?"
Hakkai shook his head. He could handle his liquor in a drinking contest just fine, but someone had to be responsible. "Are you sure that is a wise-"
Goku, who had been matching Gojyo and Sanzo drink for drink, suddenly pitched face first onto the table, face brightly flushed.
"Oh, dear."
"Ch'." Sanzo sniffed, taking another sip from his glass of eggnog. "Light weight."
-fin-
+++ FullMetal Alchemist +++
“They do too!” The small girl insisted.
“Animals, “ Her older brother glared “Do not talk on Christmas Eve.”
“Um… excuse me…” The children looked up to see a giant headless suit of armour standing before them; a small kitten sticking its head out of the neck. “Could I have my head back, please?” The kitten asked.
The children nodded, eyes wide.
“Thank you.” The kitten disappeared back inside the armour, an arm reaching up and taking the helmet off the top of the tree they were decorating. “Merry Christmas!” The kitten-controlled armour waved and walked away.
“…Told you so.”
-fin-
+++ Danny Phantom +++
“I am the Box Ghost!!! Soon all your marvelous squareness shall be mine!!!”
“Uh… Boxie? Mister Box Ghost? Sir?”
“I am the- um… Yeah?”
“I’ll make you a deal. If you wait until December 26… wait, no, that’s Boxing Day… December 27th, you can have all the empty boxes you want. You don’t have to empty them and I won’t fight you for it.”
“And if I choose to take them all now?”
“Then you get a one-way trip straight back to the Ghost Zone.”
“I am the Box Ghost!!! Soon, on the 27th, your marvelous squareness shall be mine!”
-fin-
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Date: 2004-12-18 08:10 pm (UTC)Majorly awesomeness xD!!
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Date: 2004-12-18 08:54 pm (UTC)*Huggles!!*
D.
*snickers madly*
Date: 2004-12-18 09:05 pm (UTC)*laughs at the ficlets* While all of them appeal, I rather adore the MK and the FMA silliness. *grins* I'm a great mental pic of the Sleigh theft.
*snickers* ...and Mokuba seems to have issues, although I rather like Seto's con argument. *grins*
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Date: 2004-12-18 10:11 pm (UTC)"There's a fat man in a red suit down there screaming obscenities at you....”
*snicker* Please don't forget to get 8 hours of sleep, Icka-sempai. And have a blessed, Merry Christmas! :)
Oh the horror
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