Letters to Ficcage and Fandom

Dear Gordian Knot 3-
Okay, yes, I know Kid just went through a big hurty deal. That does not mean that it's time to use Hakuba's tentacles as a hammock and get all mellow. You're a paranoid bastard and we love you for it. We've got 7,000 words done, not including the stuff we have to re-write and I think we can manage to wrap this up in another 2,000, okay?
-Annoyance, Icka!

Dear Guard Dog-
Doing grammar fixing and changing things around at the beginning doesn't mean you can't still continue at the current parts just because Yuugi's being Emo. ....Pr0nage Omake aside.
-Sincerely, Icka!

Dear Grey Zone-
Just because we're also working on Gordian Knot doesn't mean we love you any less. #^^#
Come back soon.
-Hugs and Kisses, Icka!

Dear Hunter x Hunter-
Don't just drop a lovely huge plunnie on our doorstep and run off snickering without telling us the bloody ending!
-Growls, Icka!

Dear Beauty and the Beast-
Well?
-Icka!

Dear Detective Conan Fandom-

STOP STEALING OUR KID ICONS AND WEB ART!!!

This is the second time in about a month I've caught people. Just because I'm polite about it doesn't mean we're not BLOODY FURIOUS.
Seriously. If You Didn't Create It, Don't Post It. It's not a hard concept. 'Ignorance' or "I didn't know." is -not- an acceptable excuse, it's merely another way of saying you didn't expect to get caught. Especially if you're stealing it right off our bios.
And if it's that damn important for you to use our creations, ASK ME. Think if it as a Kid Heist Note.
-Pissed Off (and stop telling me not to be when I catch you), Icka!

>P

Screaming Baby Checklist

Screaming Unhappy 3 month old Baby Check List:

* Is the diaper wet/full? If yes, change. If no, con't on to next question.
* Is baby hungry? Test with bottle. If yes, feed. If no, con't on to next question.
* Does baby have gas? Check if tummy is tight like a drum. If yes, burb. If no, panic a bit. Remember latest step.
* Does the baby want to sit up for a bit? Turn baby around on lap so he can look around and play with our hands. ^__^

-that usually does it. Unless baby is noisy fussy but not screaming, in which case it's usually nap time, which turns into screaming for a minute until sleep takes over.

... Xan has also managed to figure out how to roll over from his belly to his back.
On one hand Yay, he's learned a new trick! On the other hand... more mobility... @_@.