Today's Random Conversations:

Sarah *sings*: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Icka!: ....
Icka!: .... A squid?
*Icka! busts a gut laughing as both Sarah and Ysabet gawk and make stunned/disgusted faces*
Icka!: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! They're predators! Hooks and beaks and stuff. Ew. Ow.
Sarah: Oh, good.

After Changing a Diaper:
"The Butt iz Pastede on, yay!"

Linda: If you heard that a man was caught having sex with a monkey would you ask or care what gender the monkey was?
Icka!: I'd ask him where he got it.

and on that note, do not ask me how one has sex with a chicken, because I have leet net-fu and can and will show Linda you. so there.


impfics: One Piece - The Seduction of Roronoa Zoro (luffy/zoro)