For dagronrat, from Chat

Since dagronrat got booted out of the chatroom during a conversation about Eisuke:

Conan: -And we still aren't completely sure what gender Eisuke is.
Heiji: Well, only one way to fix that.
*Heiji walks over to Eisuke.*
Heiji: Hi.
Eisuke: ... Hi?
*Heiji shoves his hands down Eisuke's pants*
Eisuke: ....
Heiji: ....
Heiji: Bai.
Eisuke: .... Bai?
*Heiji walks back to where Conan is.*
Conan: And-?
Heiji: I ain't sayin' nothin'. >_<

... as Wren pointed out, it is somehow funnier if you picture Heiji with fluffy dog ears and tail...