SCA: Beastiary

I've been slack again. Coronation is next week. And our Barony owes the King a Penguin Tax because we won the war at Rowany Festival. Something about winning the Great White Lands to the South (ie: Antarctica), I think. *scratches head* *can't remember*

So, if people are willing, Please Describe What a Penguin Looks Like Without Using The Word 'Bird'. Any kind of penguin.

Because a penguin lives in water, so it obviously must be a fish, not a bird, right? Right. ^___^

-Like last time, I'll draw the resulting creature based off of the descriptions given.

Thanks!