[fic] Various Crack!Fics

So my brain kind went sploody and I couldn't think.
Crack!Fic time.
tdei, dogmatix_san and morgan_idril supplied the pairings. Thanks/Blame goes to them.

( Megure and Vodka )

( Jounouchi and Kaiba )

( Kaiba and Black Magician )

( Conan and Akako )

( Alphonse and Gluttony )

And lazulisong wrote a TGZ snippet! XD Woot!

Local Wanted Ad

I kid you not, this is in the personals section of the Tucson Weekly:

MWC ISO Pirate, preferably dark hair, at least one eye, one leg, & hook with interchangeable adaptors. Wife wants you to shiver her timbers while she climbs your yardarm. If no pirates apply, one-eyed bikers will do. Must have teeth.

Which kinda fits with the 'someone to hold the camera, tripod broken' and 'have condom will travel, tired of buying batteries' that they had a few months back.

Yeah. Tucson's kinda weird sometimes. ^___^