[fic] 19 Sept: Talk Like A Pirate Day / Angsty MK fic

Arrrr Maties, not only be it Friday ( a cause for celebration in and of itself ) today be Talk Like A Pirate Day! So Avast ye land lubbers, pull out yer accents and have a ball.

'Course then there bein' the pirates from Once Piece... o_O

And we were be tryin' ta work on the Western AU when a Plunnie from the bonnie lass Jaelle did distract us, and a story of a a completely different kin did fall out.

( Immortal Jii )

And we be a runnin' late now me hearties, so off we go in search of pants and catchin' the bus. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[drabble] MK: Practice

Arrr... this bein' end of a rather stress-filled week. Huzzah and raise yer tankards high!

Will be at me sister's house this'n weekend, so's will not be a postin' here.
... much.

( Drabble: Practice )

O_O

Today we be a-goin' into the weirdest and strangest of places for the first of times.

Known also as an 'Adult Shoppe'.

Now I be a knowin' what a Venus Butterfly looks like. And a mulitude of other bizzare and unusual toys that we had heard of but never seen, arrrrr. The anal plugs be a most disturbin'. As bein' the turtle shaped vibrating thingie-ma-bob. T'was pink. Was told we could spray paint the horn swaggler green.

I think I should be disturbed. Yet am not and be strangely puzzled instead.
Beggin' yer pardon as we keel-haul some plunnies now.