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ickaimpSo, some of the promo giveaways that they had at TusCon were for the upcoming ‘Seed of Chucky’ movie, in which someone had the bril idea to make those little pressure-squeezie toys in the shape of a sperm. A white sperm, with ‘Seed of Chucky’ printed on the, ahem, head.
Enter Maddie, a rather sweet five-year old, even if she is a homicidal maniac. She’s playing catch with one of the sperm, which flies through the air rather irradically.
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Ye-ah.
So she comes running up to me, holding up the sperm in her fists. I nod and she pulls her hands apart, showing that the tail has broken in half.
I promptly hit the ground laughing. Maddie broke the sperm.
Which results in Ysabet playing Sperm Doctor and attaching the tail back with some tape. This worked well, with the side effect that the sperm’s tail was now bent at a rather odd angle.
So... long story short, the sperm flies straighter while bent. o_O
-at least until she broke the tail off in a different place and was informed that this time, it was Daddy’s turn to fix it. ^_________^
Enter Maddie, a rather sweet five-year old, even if she is a homicidal maniac. She’s playing catch with one of the sperm, which flies through the air rather irradically.
....
Ye-ah.
So she comes running up to me, holding up the sperm in her fists. I nod and she pulls her hands apart, showing that the tail has broken in half.
I promptly hit the ground laughing. Maddie broke the sperm.
Which results in Ysabet playing Sperm Doctor and attaching the tail back with some tape. This worked well, with the side effect that the sperm’s tail was now bent at a rather odd angle.
So... long story short, the sperm flies straighter while bent. o_O
-at least until she broke the tail off in a different place and was informed that this time, it was Daddy’s turn to fix it. ^_________^
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Date: 2004-11-10 03:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-10 05:04 pm (UTC)No comment.
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Date: 2004-11-10 05:40 pm (UTC)BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Icka, why am I not surprised this happened to the two of you?!
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Date: 2004-11-10 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-10 11:02 pm (UTC)Just when you think you know someone...
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Date: 2004-11-11 06:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-12 02:10 pm (UTC)**sigh**
And her daddy had better damn *well* fix it; he IS an engineer, after all.
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Date: 2004-11-12 03:31 pm (UTC)*poke*
New Friend - Hurray!
J.
Oh boy
Date: 2004-11-20 10:03 pm (UTC)