[fic] PYP Side story

[ickaimp]

I have come to the conclusion that the reason I am having difficulty finding a job is because we have a personality.
That said, we've forgotten how to be mundane. ¬_¬

Just a random snippet that struck us as amusing.

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"Moshi Moshi, Kuroba residence."

"Kaito?"

"Hey, how's it going, Conan-kun?"

"... I think a thank you is in order."

"Ah. You got the news then."

"So that -was- your handiwork on the news."

"You could tell?"

"I think I'm disturbed, little brother."

"Heh. Blame Heiji, it was all his idea. I just implemented it."

"You still disturb me. -Please- tell me that you weren't actually showing your, erm, goods..."

"Nope! Air brushed spandex body suit. He's taller than me after all."

"Ah."

"However, the strategic placement of the water pistol Hakuba's idea."

"That would explain the screams."

"Yeeeah. Those came out niiiiice. The security cameras got some really good footage too. Good clear images of the face. Think I made it obvious enough?"

"Kaito?"

"Yeah?"

"You really disturb me."

"Can't argue the results."

"Gin arrested and behind bars? Hardly. But still... Posing as Gin flashing people in the subway?"

"Whatever works. After all, Al Capone got arrested for tax dodging instead of rum-running. And it does explain the trench coat."

"Kaito?"

"Yeah?"

"Glad you're on our side."

"Any time, big brother."

-fin-

Comments

oh. dear. *falls over laughing*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

That is just... *snickersnerksnort* WAY too much.

>_< That is a very scary mental image.

And Hakuba and Hattori plotting this out with Kuroba... now There is a scary scene. *laughs*