[drabble] Cereal Killer
Oct. 5th, 2004 09:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpCurse you, sflagg1014.
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Takagi groaned, looking down at the body. “Not another one...”
”Another one.” Sato verified, giving her gloves a snap.
Megure sighed, rubbing the back of his neck as he looked away from the gruesome scene. “How many does this make?”
”Three, sir.”
”Three?”
”Yes, sir. First there was the tiger, then the rabbit…”
Sato caught Conan, gently picking him up and setting him outside the ring of officers. “This isn’t for kids.”
Conan sulked.
”Pack it up, people.” Megure sighed again, looking at the dead toucan with the knife sticking out of it’s chest. “We’ve got us a Cereal Killer.”
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Takagi groaned, looking down at the body. “Not another one...”
”Another one.” Sato verified, giving her gloves a snap.
Megure sighed, rubbing the back of his neck as he looked away from the gruesome scene. “How many does this make?”
”Three, sir.”
”Three?”
”Yes, sir. First there was the tiger, then the rabbit…”
Sato caught Conan, gently picking him up and setting him outside the ring of officers. “This isn’t for kids.”
Conan sulked.
”Pack it up, people.” Megure sighed again, looking at the dead toucan with the knife sticking out of it’s chest. “We’ve got us a Cereal Killer.”
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Date: 2004-10-05 10:41 pm (UTC)Down side of reading this at approximately 1:30 in the morning: It's quiet hours on the hall now, so loud laughter for long-ish periods of time is out of the question. Although the impulse was strong...
Been reading your stuff for a while now, but just now came up with a response I'd actually get myself to post.
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Date: 2004-10-05 11:23 pm (UTC)xD I can't believe you KILLED those mascots! Wahahahahah! ...You could have killed the Honeycomb bear too. :P
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Date: 2004-10-05 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-06 01:47 am (UTC)Or maybe the Flintstones... Barney's always been kinda shady.
Yes, I'm having way too much fun with this. XDDD
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Date: 2004-10-06 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-06 04:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-06 04:25 am (UTC)XD
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Date: 2004-10-06 09:10 am (UTC)**snerk** And they could stick him in a jail-cell right next to the Salad Shooter...
hey, the count sleeps during the day right?
See me and my lil' bro Alan have thoroughly discussed the matter and while Willy Wonka and rouge Oompa-Lompa's came to mind....
We're quite sure that the Kebler Elves are to blame!
See it completely fits, Cereal boxes sell better and are viewed more often (usually first thing in the morning) than cookies are. Also, wouldn't you become a little *tweaked* if people were devouring you in effigy whenever they desired a snack. Of course, the fact that the cookies are the first thing a kid has to put back if they misbehave in the store or want to buy a toy instead of a snack is not going to help the self-esteem. Also, Kids can shout the names of their favorite, erm breakfast representatives but no one remembers the names of the individual elves. So, if the kids aren't focused on all those other characters, the Elves have a chance of being remembered.
And anyways the Jolly Green Giant would have just stomped all those others flat no weapons needed.
Re: hey, the count sleeps during the day right?
Date: 2004-10-10 12:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-06 03:37 pm (UTC)It was HoneyBee (Honey-Nut Cheerios) with the knife in the apartment!
*headdesk*
Date: 2004-10-06 07:16 pm (UTC)*snickers*
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Date: 2004-10-06 10:02 pm (UTC)*snort* *snicker*
Date: 2004-10-06 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-08 10:22 am (UTC)I know who the killer is
Date: 2004-10-10 11:29 pm (UTC)