[fic] MaLoki: Viking Raid.
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ickaimpWe interrupt this fic posting for a breif mental picture.
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"Coming!" Yamino called, wiping his hands on a dishrag as he hurried to answer the doorbell's summons. "I'm sorry for the wait- Heimdall-san?!" His voice went up an octave as he got a good look at their guest.
It wasn't that having Heimdall over was unusual. Okay, it was, but that wasn't what made his eyes bulge out and his grip on the door suddenly turn white knuckled.
It was the fact that aside from one heavily chewed shield on one arm, the Guardian of the Bifrost Bridge was completely utterly stark raving naked. He wasn't even wearing his usual boots or gloves.
And completely at ease with this fact.
Heimdall tossed his head to the side, flicking violet hair away from his one visible eye. "Is Loki in?" He asked casually.
"Er, yes." Yamino cleared his throat, falling back into professionally driven manners. "He's up stairs in his office. If you'd care to come inside and state the purpose of this visit, I can go and get him for you."
"Don't bother." Heimdall waved him off as he stepped inside, the placid expression turning down right wicked. "I can get him myself."
With niceties out of the way, Heimdall raised both hands over his head and released a terrifying roar, making a mad dash up the stairs. "RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Yamino blinked. "Oh, dear...."
"Yo, Megane!" The world serpent was distracted from the decision of going up and rescuing his father by the grinning appearance of Narugami, the ever-present Mjollnir resting over one shoulder. "What's up?"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Heimdall ran back out of the door, a wide-eyed black-clad bundle over one shoulder. He quickly disappeared down the street.
Yamino blinked.
Narukami blinked.
Yamino felt a headache coming on.
"Was that Heimdall?" Narugami inquired.
"Yes."
"He wasn't wearing any clothing, was he?"
"No, he was not."
"But that was a battered shield, yes?"
"Yes."
"And Loki over his shoulder?"
"It would appear."
"Okay. Just checking." Narugami nodded.
Yamino looked at the Thunder God, startled by the easy acceptance. "Do you think we should go after them?!"
"Nah." Narugami shrugged and brushed past him to walk into the house. "It's just a Viking Raid, Loki can handle it. Got any donuts?"
-fin-
*Megane = Glasses
Berserker insane were fiercest of Viking Raiders, who went into melee combat wearing absolutely nothing and carrying bitten shields.
Why? I dunno, maybe they thought the size of their assets would frighten away everyone else. *shrugs*
Mental pic came from Hagar the Horrible's Guide to Viking Life. Blame Morgan for handing it to us to read. ~_^
Jack Sparrow in a Male Bellydancing Costume.
Thank you for your co-operation. We now return you to your regularly schedualed fic posting.
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"Coming!" Yamino called, wiping his hands on a dishrag as he hurried to answer the doorbell's summons. "I'm sorry for the wait- Heimdall-san?!" His voice went up an octave as he got a good look at their guest.
It wasn't that having Heimdall over was unusual. Okay, it was, but that wasn't what made his eyes bulge out and his grip on the door suddenly turn white knuckled.
It was the fact that aside from one heavily chewed shield on one arm, the Guardian of the Bifrost Bridge was completely utterly stark raving naked. He wasn't even wearing his usual boots or gloves.
And completely at ease with this fact.
Heimdall tossed his head to the side, flicking violet hair away from his one visible eye. "Is Loki in?" He asked casually.
"Er, yes." Yamino cleared his throat, falling back into professionally driven manners. "He's up stairs in his office. If you'd care to come inside and state the purpose of this visit, I can go and get him for you."
"Don't bother." Heimdall waved him off as he stepped inside, the placid expression turning down right wicked. "I can get him myself."
With niceties out of the way, Heimdall raised both hands over his head and released a terrifying roar, making a mad dash up the stairs. "RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Yamino blinked. "Oh, dear...."
"Yo, Megane!" The world serpent was distracted from the decision of going up and rescuing his father by the grinning appearance of Narugami, the ever-present Mjollnir resting over one shoulder. "What's up?"
"-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Heimdall ran back out of the door, a wide-eyed black-clad bundle over one shoulder. He quickly disappeared down the street.
Yamino blinked.
Narukami blinked.
Yamino felt a headache coming on.
"Was that Heimdall?" Narugami inquired.
"Yes."
"He wasn't wearing any clothing, was he?"
"No, he was not."
"But that was a battered shield, yes?"
"Yes."
"And Loki over his shoulder?"
"It would appear."
"Okay. Just checking." Narugami nodded.
Yamino looked at the Thunder God, startled by the easy acceptance. "Do you think we should go after them?!"
"Nah." Narugami shrugged and brushed past him to walk into the house. "It's just a Viking Raid, Loki can handle it. Got any donuts?"
-fin-
*Megane = Glasses
Berserker insane were fiercest of Viking Raiders, who went into melee combat wearing absolutely nothing and carrying bitten shields.
Why? I dunno, maybe they thought the size of their assets would frighten away everyone else. *shrugs*
Mental pic came from Hagar the Horrible's Guide to Viking Life. Blame Morgan for handing it to us to read. ~_^
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Date: 2004-06-23 11:52 pm (UTC)... O_O Sparrow in a...... :O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh. My.
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Date: 2004-06-24 12:12 am (UTC)Course, it could just be the fact that I'm kinda distracted by the thought that he WALKED to Loki's house like that... o_O
the Jack Sparrow mental pic was a carry over from last night's hentai night. That's all I'm saying. ^__^
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Date: 2004-06-24 06:40 pm (UTC)O.o He walked there... oh my.
::splutters and snerks:: You have given me two visuals which are going to Haunt my anniversary dinner. ::makes a face::
Thank you so much Icka - are you positive this wasn't a revenge entry?
Re: @_@
Date: 2004-06-24 07:00 pm (UTC)And his being naked would probably be just enough to throw Loki mentally off balance long enough to get them where he wanted to be.
....
take that as you may.
Congrats and Have Fun at your Anniversary Dinner!!!
are you positive this wasn't a revenge entry?
Yup. M'afraid I'm not that smart. ^^;;
Re: @_@
Date: 2004-06-24 09:04 pm (UTC)I'll let you see the final product...and did someone say naked Legolas?
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Date: 2004-06-24 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-24 12:07 am (UTC)*becomes frightened thinking about that too much*
Goodnight
O.O
Date: 2004-06-24 12:34 am (UTC)*giggles* whatever you say dear...
Icka, I must say I loved the story, just the entertainment I needed to see, it's absolutely precious! And I too am amused and frightened by the thought that he actually walked there in that...state of dress ^_~
Re: O.O
Date: 2004-06-24 11:59 am (UTC)Thanks, Amaya! ^__^ Glad you liked it! ((Huggles!))
As far as him walking around naked... I keep imagining people's on the street reactions.
-as well as people commenting that isn't he a bit old to be doing that? ^^;;
Re: O.O
Date: 2004-06-24 06:01 pm (UTC)Re: O.O
Date: 2004-06-24 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-24 12:23 am (UTC)And the 'novice' warriors wouldn't go into battle naked except for the blue paint. They'd wear their lynns (shirts) with rocks in the long angel-wing sleeves. That way if the needed a club, they just grab their sleeve, and *Wham!* instant club. Also meant always having handy stones to throw.
-but still meant that they were pantless. o_O But they did wear shoes...
Gotta love the Scots. Between the blue paint and the bag pipes, they had indimidation in warfare down cold...
er... sorry... Is late and we're just rambling...
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Date: 2004-06-24 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-24 06:45 pm (UTC)I'm very terribly sorry!!!
-snorted peanut brittle out of my nose one time, it burned horribly. >_o
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Date: 2004-06-24 12:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-24 06:53 pm (UTC)That's the part that's kinda disturbing me... @_@
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Date: 2004-06-24 10:53 pm (UTC)There's possibility a friend and I will take rotations drawing this. XD It should be amusing.
*falls over*
Date: 2004-06-24 01:16 am (UTC)Re: *falls over*
Date: 2004-06-24 10:57 am (UTC)Nope. ^^;;
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Date: 2004-06-24 07:28 am (UTC)OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Kosagi goes off dreamily and wonders if she could manage it...)
(pauses)
Nakey Heimdall.... Oh yeah.
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Date: 2004-06-24 06:40 pm (UTC)OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
If you have cable and CMT, there's a music video called 'Girls Lie Too', that has our infamous Captain Jack in it.
It is damn amusing watching him molest a chicken leg with his mouth. XD
No comments on the Nakey Heimdall. ^^;;