[drabble] Naruto: The Three Don'ts

[ickaimp]

Eeps! That last chapter of SoG wasn't supposed to be on public view. Sorry. #^^#
Due to the fact that my stomach is exceedingly not happy with me (pray to the porcelain god! mwuahahaha!!), didn't get much ficcage done. Sorry about that too. ~_~
The good news is that it looks like PYP finally untangled itself, so hopefully we'll have the next part done and ready for editing shortly. ^__^

Random plunnie from Naruto eps 84-87, I believe... Many thanks to Morgan and to Ysabet for having us over to watch anime!! - sorry for introducing you to Bobo-bobobo.
Slight Spoiler Warning for the episodes listed... ^^;;

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"Ne, Sakura-chan?"

"Yes, Naruto?"

"The Three Don'ts of the Sennin are 'Sex, Sake and Money, right?"

"Think so..."

"And the Three Sennin are Ero-Sennin, the Obaasan and Orochimaru, right?"

"Yeah, why?

"Cause Ero-Sennin’s a pervert who drinks a lot, right? And the Obaasan can't stop gambling, right? but Orochimaru doesn't do any of that stuff and look how he turned out."

"Twisted and Evil?"

"Exactly."

".... and your point is?"

"Well, if I wanna be Hokage, I can’t turn out like Orochimaru."

"So?"

"So which do you think I should start training? Chasing girls, drinking sake or gambling a lot?"

-fin-

I feel fine... think I'll go for a walk...

Comments

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Voices theory was that the sake was prolly the better of the three, because at the very least he could learn drunk-fu.

... and Kitsune are known for their love of sake. ~_^

He certainly couldn't be chasing after Sasuke any more if he tried. ^^;;

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

/I/ think he doesn't try enough 'cos I don't get any of the Sasuke/Naruto vibes. ^^;;;;;; Like, at all.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Eh, just the fact Naruto goes Kyuubi every time Sasuke's hurt is amusing. Only does it with Sasuke too.
And the fact that Naruto is turing out to be one of Sasuke's major modivations...
But Sasuke is majorly messed up. Boy either needs years of therapy, or Voices comment they'd like to see him on Prozac and giving his brother huge smiling hugs.