[fic] MK: The problems with pets...
Jun. 14th, 2004 12:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpQuick random comedy story. Not Shades of Grey. which has eaten my soul
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"Kuroba-kun?"
"Yes, Sensei?"
"Where is your homework?"
"Uh, well... you see..." the sentence trailed out into an illegible mumble. Which was most unusual because Kuroba was most capable of coming up with the most outlandish stories at the drop of the hat.
"I'm afraid I didn't catch that."
"My doves got to it." This was accompanied by a wince. "Y'know that joke about parakeets and newspapers?"
"You are saying that one of your doves fouled it?"
"Several, actually."
"And you have proof?"
"Do you want me to bring it to class?" This was accompanied by a grimace, as if in memory of a horrible smell.
".... that will be quite alright. I expect it on the desk first thing tomorrow."
"Yes, Sensei."
Kuroba sat back down.
"Nice story." Someone whispered.
Kuroba looked despondent. "Would be if it wasn't true..."
-fin-
"Hakuba-kun? Where is your homework?"
"My hawk ate it."
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"Kuroba-kun?"
"Yes, Sensei?"
"Where is your homework?"
"Uh, well... you see..." the sentence trailed out into an illegible mumble. Which was most unusual because Kuroba was most capable of coming up with the most outlandish stories at the drop of the hat.
"I'm afraid I didn't catch that."
"My doves got to it." This was accompanied by a wince. "Y'know that joke about parakeets and newspapers?"
"You are saying that one of your doves fouled it?"
"Several, actually."
"And you have proof?"
"Do you want me to bring it to class?" This was accompanied by a grimace, as if in memory of a horrible smell.
".... that will be quite alright. I expect it on the desk first thing tomorrow."
"Yes, Sensei."
Kuroba sat back down.
"Nice story." Someone whispered.
Kuroba looked despondent. "Would be if it wasn't true..."
-fin-
"Hakuba-kun? Where is your homework?"
"My hawk ate it."
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Date: 2004-06-14 04:05 pm (UTC)Okay, I'm kidding. I don't sleep in class--I like (most of) my classes too much to sleep in it, even if I feel like death warmed over. Last night--er, this morning, I was cramming for a Business exam. Went to bed at 10, got up at 3, crammed until 7 or so, was (surprisingly) NOT a zombie all day due to a mix of adrenaline/anxiety/nervousness/caffeine from a chocolate bar.
On the upside, I think I did well on said exam. On the downside, my vision's swimming. ^^;;
*wider grin* Asking AKAKO what ate her homework, eh? I dare you to write that. I DAAAAAAAAAAARE you...=D